Chapter Two: Miss Kaoru Joins the Fun
I managed to live through school week #2!!! My brother was so cruel, but nothing shall stop me from updating!!! (Hint to all sisters: Brother + Kodachi = problem solved) To all those who reviewed-THANK YOU!!! Sorry, no lemon. Mom 'checks' on what I do online constantly. Enough with the yapping, on with Kenshin's plan. *gasps* Omigod! It's semi- hentai!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! *runs and hides as Kan walks up* Here. The story, like she said earlier. Sorry it's so short. She has to train for a DDR tournament.
Carrying out move number 2 was easy at first. Sano took Yahiko fishing, so that cleared out an hour for Kenshin to work. He had every little thing planned to perfection. The idea was to "lose" his haori and hairtie, then visit Miss Kaoru. He had even taken the time to brush out his hair till not a knot was left. Afterwards, he would have to buy a new comb. It sort of snapped in two.
Putting on an innocent look, Kenshin knocked on Kaoru's door. "Come in," was heard, so Kenshin slid the shoji open. Kaoru's eyes widened at what she saw. There stood Kenshin, shirtless with his hair down. Little nagging hentai thoughts slipped into her mind as he walked up. "Miss Kaoru, I seem to have misplaced my haori," said Kenshin, looking into Kaoru's eyes. Nothing but intense fascination. Kaoru sort of tilted, looking like she may faint. Kenshin dashed to her side, gently supporting her.
Kaoru was in a state of ecstasy. Not only was the rurouni shirtless with his hair down, but he was right next to her with an arm around her back. She leaned into Kenshin's hold, driving amber speckles all over his eyes. The hentai thoughts went from nagging to screamingly obvious, making her blush profusely. Heat settled in her stomach as tingles ran up and down her spine.
Kenshin noticed her arousal. She was driving him mad with spicy jasmine as Battosai fought fiercely for control. His eyes were covered in amber blotches as Battosai almost got out. Kaoru saw this from the corner of her eye, and then realized the obvious. Battosai had teamed up with Kenshin to seduce her. Experimentally, she released a pent-up moan. Kenshin's eyes blazed a metallic gold, but reverted to bright purple as the rurouni pulled away.
"S-sessha left the laundry undone!! T-this unworthy one m-must go, that he must!!" cried Kenshin, cheeks blazing red. Kaoru smiled once he left. Looks like she wouldn't be bored anymore. Kenshin and Battosai were just so much fun to tease.
Just as Kenshin and Kaoru settled down, Megumi's voice rang out through the dojo. "SANO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! HENTAI FREAK!!!" Sano and a terrified Yahiko burst into Kenshin's room, startling a now-normal Battosai. "Sagara? Why'd you and the kid just bust in without knocking?! And why is that psycho woman after you?" demanded Battosai, steely gold eyes scaring Yahiko even more. He hid behind Sano, who grinned stupidly. "I flipped her kimono while it was loose, then peeked on her in the furo (bath)." Just then, the shoji flew open. Sano jumped and Battosai discovered what Kenshin meant by 'scary fox'. Sanosuke pointed to Battosai. "His ideas, not mine!"
Battosai looked at Sano, then at Megumi. "Oro." Megumi gave him a death glare, then whipped out a "borrowed" bokken. Several resounding bangs shook the dojo, accompanied by a distraught "Miss Kaoru!! Help! OROOOO!"
By the time Kaoru got there, Kenshin's sakabatou in hand, Megumi had pounded Sano and Kenshin six feet under. A faint oro was heard floating out of pit number one. Yahiko was behind the dresser, still terrified. Kaoru raced over to Battosai, whipping him out of the pit he was in. Battosai had swirlies in his eyes, and was still oroing. "Megumi. Out now before I teach myself how to use this sword using you. If you EVER do this to Bat- I mean Kenshin again, I'll make sure you don't get up for a looonngg time." growled Kaoru, waving the sakabatou around in its sheath.
Several hours later when Kenshin awoke, Battosai was still shuddering at the mention of foxes, kitsunes and Megumi. So, Kenshin, being Kenshin, decided to do the laundry. During this, he and Battosai started arguing over whether or not to peek on Kaoru in the furo. Just as Battosai gained control to make his retort, Kaoru walked up. "Rurouni, wake up! Kaoru is in there. No clothes, no covering. Na da, nothing. Think of the opportunity!!!" he said, gesturing towards the furo. Kaoru looked miffed. Apparently, the rurouni refused to do so. Battosai spoke again. "She's friggen gorgeous! Don't you get it, baka? Pretty girl in furo means we go peek!!!" That was enough for Kaoru. She somehow got two bokken, hauled off and. KER SMACK! Poor Battosai was flung face first into the (full) laundry bucket. When he pulled his head out of the sudsy water, Kaoru yanked his collar nice and hard. "BATTOSAI YOU HENTAI!! NEVER TALK LIKE THAT NEAR ME AGAIN!!" "Oro?" Battosai had learned his lesson- avoid making any woman who owned shinai and bokken angry at all costs. In his head, the rurouni looked smug. 'Now who's slow, Battosai?' Battosai looked hurt. 'But she just summons them out of midair and sneaks up on you!! That's not fair at all!' he whined, clutching his head. Kenshin merely laughed and took control so to apologize.
I managed to live through school week #2!!! My brother was so cruel, but nothing shall stop me from updating!!! (Hint to all sisters: Brother + Kodachi = problem solved) To all those who reviewed-THANK YOU!!! Sorry, no lemon. Mom 'checks' on what I do online constantly. Enough with the yapping, on with Kenshin's plan. *gasps* Omigod! It's semi- hentai!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! *runs and hides as Kan walks up* Here. The story, like she said earlier. Sorry it's so short. She has to train for a DDR tournament.
Carrying out move number 2 was easy at first. Sano took Yahiko fishing, so that cleared out an hour for Kenshin to work. He had every little thing planned to perfection. The idea was to "lose" his haori and hairtie, then visit Miss Kaoru. He had even taken the time to brush out his hair till not a knot was left. Afterwards, he would have to buy a new comb. It sort of snapped in two.
Putting on an innocent look, Kenshin knocked on Kaoru's door. "Come in," was heard, so Kenshin slid the shoji open. Kaoru's eyes widened at what she saw. There stood Kenshin, shirtless with his hair down. Little nagging hentai thoughts slipped into her mind as he walked up. "Miss Kaoru, I seem to have misplaced my haori," said Kenshin, looking into Kaoru's eyes. Nothing but intense fascination. Kaoru sort of tilted, looking like she may faint. Kenshin dashed to her side, gently supporting her.
Kaoru was in a state of ecstasy. Not only was the rurouni shirtless with his hair down, but he was right next to her with an arm around her back. She leaned into Kenshin's hold, driving amber speckles all over his eyes. The hentai thoughts went from nagging to screamingly obvious, making her blush profusely. Heat settled in her stomach as tingles ran up and down her spine.
Kenshin noticed her arousal. She was driving him mad with spicy jasmine as Battosai fought fiercely for control. His eyes were covered in amber blotches as Battosai almost got out. Kaoru saw this from the corner of her eye, and then realized the obvious. Battosai had teamed up with Kenshin to seduce her. Experimentally, she released a pent-up moan. Kenshin's eyes blazed a metallic gold, but reverted to bright purple as the rurouni pulled away.
"S-sessha left the laundry undone!! T-this unworthy one m-must go, that he must!!" cried Kenshin, cheeks blazing red. Kaoru smiled once he left. Looks like she wouldn't be bored anymore. Kenshin and Battosai were just so much fun to tease.
Just as Kenshin and Kaoru settled down, Megumi's voice rang out through the dojo. "SANO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! HENTAI FREAK!!!" Sano and a terrified Yahiko burst into Kenshin's room, startling a now-normal Battosai. "Sagara? Why'd you and the kid just bust in without knocking?! And why is that psycho woman after you?" demanded Battosai, steely gold eyes scaring Yahiko even more. He hid behind Sano, who grinned stupidly. "I flipped her kimono while it was loose, then peeked on her in the furo (bath)." Just then, the shoji flew open. Sano jumped and Battosai discovered what Kenshin meant by 'scary fox'. Sanosuke pointed to Battosai. "His ideas, not mine!"
Battosai looked at Sano, then at Megumi. "Oro." Megumi gave him a death glare, then whipped out a "borrowed" bokken. Several resounding bangs shook the dojo, accompanied by a distraught "Miss Kaoru!! Help! OROOOO!"
By the time Kaoru got there, Kenshin's sakabatou in hand, Megumi had pounded Sano and Kenshin six feet under. A faint oro was heard floating out of pit number one. Yahiko was behind the dresser, still terrified. Kaoru raced over to Battosai, whipping him out of the pit he was in. Battosai had swirlies in his eyes, and was still oroing. "Megumi. Out now before I teach myself how to use this sword using you. If you EVER do this to Bat- I mean Kenshin again, I'll make sure you don't get up for a looonngg time." growled Kaoru, waving the sakabatou around in its sheath.
Several hours later when Kenshin awoke, Battosai was still shuddering at the mention of foxes, kitsunes and Megumi. So, Kenshin, being Kenshin, decided to do the laundry. During this, he and Battosai started arguing over whether or not to peek on Kaoru in the furo. Just as Battosai gained control to make his retort, Kaoru walked up. "Rurouni, wake up! Kaoru is in there. No clothes, no covering. Na da, nothing. Think of the opportunity!!!" he said, gesturing towards the furo. Kaoru looked miffed. Apparently, the rurouni refused to do so. Battosai spoke again. "She's friggen gorgeous! Don't you get it, baka? Pretty girl in furo means we go peek!!!" That was enough for Kaoru. She somehow got two bokken, hauled off and. KER SMACK! Poor Battosai was flung face first into the (full) laundry bucket. When he pulled his head out of the sudsy water, Kaoru yanked his collar nice and hard. "BATTOSAI YOU HENTAI!! NEVER TALK LIKE THAT NEAR ME AGAIN!!" "Oro?" Battosai had learned his lesson- avoid making any woman who owned shinai and bokken angry at all costs. In his head, the rurouni looked smug. 'Now who's slow, Battosai?' Battosai looked hurt. 'But she just summons them out of midair and sneaks up on you!! That's not fair at all!' he whined, clutching his head. Kenshin merely laughed and took control so to apologize.