Potter-Mania Strikes EA! A/N: THIS IS WRITTEN FOR MY SANITY! IF YOU THINK ITS FUNNY OR SUMTHING THAS GREAT IF YOU DON'T THAT'S OPKAY TOO.review if you want..Written by Bellezza and Jessi Lupin Disclaimer: I don't own n e thing related to Hp.. Or my school, friends, and teachers.

Summary: Somehow, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Seamus, and Dean get transported to Muggle America and end up at East Allegheny Jr./Sr. High School. Where they meet my friends and me. My friends and I help them get along at EA. I suck at summaries..

As I was walking down the science hall to my locker one morning I saw six very familiar looking people. Then it hit me. People from Harry Potter! Dean, Seamus, Hermione, Harry, Ron and Draco to be exact. I slowly approached them. Harry spotted me first. "Hello. Um, would you mind telling us where we are?" He asked. I laughed.

"You're in America. East Allegheny Jr./Sr. High School. Located in Pennsylvania. I'm Allyson Cifone" I replied. They went around introducing themselves.

"What grade are you in Allyson? And why are you wearing muggle clothes?" Hermione asked. "I thought you were the smart one! I'm in seventh grade and I'm a muggle." I responded leading them towards my locker. I opened my locker and Seamus pointed to a picture of my friend Christina yawning. "Who's that? She's hot." He wondered aloud. "That's Christina Comunalle. She's single.go for it." I said to him. I started telling them about my school and my friends when Payne walked up. He gave me a nice look.

"Hello Jimmy." I said through gritted teeth.

"Hey Ally" he responded smiling, which made me even more upset.

"Don't even try to come and be nice to me! You had your chance to explain and you chose not too" I threw him a dirty look as he walked away. As my friends came to their lockers I explained what happened and they agreed to help the others. Nicole(AKA Nikki) took Seamus with the help of Christina. Nicolee took Ron. Kayla took Dean and Hermione. I was left with Draco and Harry. I walked to first period with Luke as normal, but was stared at because of the two strange looking people at my side. I walked into Academic Support. Just as I took my seat there was a knock on the door. "Come in," Mr. Frank said looking up. A girl with sandy brown hair walked in. "Hi," she said. "I'm the new student. The principal told me that this was my first class." "Oh, so you're Jessica, right?" he asked. The girl nodded. "Okay, go stand over by my desk. I'll be with you in a minute." She nodded and walked over to his desk. He explained what we were doing today. Jessica poked some of the stuff on his desk. He finished and walked back over to her. They started talking and her eyes went wide. "Bicycle wheels?" she said. He nodded. "Okay," she said. "Can I go sit down now?" she asked. "Sure," he said.

"Bicycle wheels," she muttered quietly to herself. "Mind if I sit here?" she asked gesturing to the seat next to me. "Not at all," I responded, "I'm Allyson.... You can call me Ally" "Oh. I'm Jessica, but you can call me Jessi. Everyone does, including some of my fifth grade teachers..." she trailed off sitting down. I smiled at her kindly, and said, "what do you have next?" "Um," she took out her schedule. ,"Orchestra, You?" "I have orchestra next too, what do you play?" "Violin," she said, "but I'm a beginner. I think I made my cat go deaf when I was practicing earlier." She giggled nervously. I laughed with her, "I'm sure you'll do fine. Today we have full orchestra meaning we get to play with the sucky band" "Thanks for your support. At least I don't have to sit next to Michael anymore. He kept accusing me of poking him in the eye, even though it was true." She smiled. "Would you show me around? You know, after class. My school wasn't so big, so I'm not really used to it." "Sure, I'll introduce you to some of the people in our grade. Most of them suck" "Eh, none of them can be as bad as some of the people I know." "HEY WHAT ABOUT US!?" Draco screamed. Harry bopped him with my messenger bag. "Shut up!!!" he screamed.The girl stared at them. "Are.....are you Harry Potter? And Draco Malfoy...?" "Yes, Yes we are" said Harry. "Good," she said. She grabbed one of her text books and hit Draco over the head with it. "I'm Jessica Saaranen and, for the record, I hate you. Not you Harry, him," she said motioning to Draco who was rubbing his head. Just as Ally was cracking up, the bell rang. "Off to orchestra we go!"