Ch16
Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha, nor do I own Yu Yu Hakusho.
(For those of you who don't know who 'Jin' is, please allow me to explain. He's from Yu Yu Hakusho more specifically, the 'Dark Tournament' he was the second strongest fighter of Team Mascho, or Mashoutoukai. ((any and all info above is from absoluteanime.com please don't sue for plagiarism.)) )
The group of several demons, and a human (kind of) walked for a few days before they got to a small town. Instead of going around the village, Yoko insisted that it would be faster, and probebly easier to just go through the town and put up with the inhabitants. SesshouMaru was oppose to the idea, until Rin made a comment about 'stupid humans'. He figured that it would be good for the child learn more of her species, and it would be safer for his ward.
Once again, much to Jin and Yoko's amusement, Inuyasha 'switched' with Kagome and scared Kouga off. Kirara and Shippou were just glad that Kagome was able to take control of her body again, since Inuyasha was still a tad bit moody about SesshouMaru's decision to not leave.
When they got into the village, SesshouMaru left, saying that he had to be sure Jaken didn't do something stupid and burn down his fortress. While walking through the large village, many people stopped to stare at the group. That was the worst of it, until nightfall.
"Hey, Kagome?"
Kagome smiled at the kitsune cub, "Yeah, Shippou?"
"Are we going to camp out in the middle of the village? 'Cause I don't think that anyone has money, and Miroku..." Shippou trailed off, and tears started to form in his eyes.
Yoko sighed, "Please, no crying. It's annoying. Besides, I'll get money."
"I don't think that'll be necessary." Jin said, looking at the villagers that surrounded them.
They were armed with things like pitchforks, knives, hoes, (THE GARDEN TOOLS YOU HENTAIS!!! Back to the story ^.^) and axes. The villagers had circled the group yelling things like "We don't want any demons here!", "Go back to Hell!", and "PREPARE TO DIE!"
Rin was whimpering, and hiding behind Kagome, who had a hand on Tetseiga, "You can let us pass without trouble, *or* you can let us pass with trouble. Only one way ends with you still breathing!" Her teeth were growing to fangs, and Yoko could have sworn that he saw little ears threatening to pop out of Kagome's head.
Yoko put a hand on her shoulder, "Calm down, Kagome. Don't do anything that you might regret." He looked at Jin, "Is there any way you might be able to talk them out of this?"
Jin shook his head 'no', "Negotiate'n wit villager's aint my specialty."
"Fine, I guess I'll try. It worked last time, kind of..." Yoko raised his voice so that all the villagers could hear him, "As much as I would enjoy playing with you, my friend seems to be having trouble controlling herself. You see, she can get a tad bit irritable," he mumbled to himself, "Not that I blame her with a half-breed such as Inuyasha in her head," Then raised his voice once more, "So, it would be wiser if you just let us pass. What say you?"
After various forms of 'no' were yelled, then the villagers attacked. Yoko and Jin just dodged their feeble attacks, while Shippou and Rin stayed by a transformed Kirara, who was scaring the villagers instead of attacking them. Kagome, on the other hand, seemed to be enjoying herself as she would dodge, and attack the pathetic villagers. After a few minutes, most of them were knocked out, or had fled. Kagome kept going, until the only one left was what seemed to be the leader of the mob. He was yelling at his comrades to 'stop being so weak' and 'get up and fight'. Kagome punched him, causing him to fall on his back, then put Tetseiga to his throat.
Yoko stayed close to her, just in case he had to hold her back, Shippou jumped onto Yoko's shoulder, and Kirara, Rin, and Jin watched from a few feet away. The 'leader' started to cry and beg for his life, "Please, PLEASE, don't hurt me! I'll give you *anything*! The best food and room in town, and a hot bath! ANYTHING!"
"I guess that'll make up for your rudeness." Kagome said, sheathing her blade.
~*Later that night*~
Kagome was talking to Rin about how it was bad to A) Attack villagers, and B) Threaten people with their life in order to get a place to stay and something to eat, when SesshouMaru showed up. He looked at Kagome, "And why, exactly, would Rin need to learn those things, when they should be perfectly obvious?"
Rin started to laugh at the look Kagome had on her face that clearly showed she didn't know how to answer. The young girl decided to be nice, and answer for her, "Because that's how Kagome got our room! ^.^"
SesshouMaru raised an eyebrow, "Oh really? I don't think that even the whelp has done something like that to merely get a room."
"There's more to it than that." Kagome mumbled.
~Feh. It's all those damned villagers' faults anyhow!~
'Shut up Inuyasha' Kagome thought as she rubbed her head, trying to get rid of the headache Inuyasha was causing.
~Just answer this one question, WHY THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL WITH US!~
'Because Kirara has no where else to go, and I'd never leave Shippou behind.'
~That's not what I mean!~
Kagome yawned, and found a spot to lay down in, 'I know, Inuyasha.' she thought as she went to sleep.
Jin watched as Kagome started to talk in her sleep. Normally he wouldn't care about what people did in their dreams, but he was curious as to why she was not only having a conversation with herself, but also talking in two different voices. Since the young girl, fire cat, and kitsune cub were sleeping (while SesshouMaru was in a state of meditation) the wind demon asked Yoko about it, "Hey, fox, why's she talk'n to 'erself?"
Yoko chuckled, "She has a half-demon in her head."
SesshouMaru cracked an eye open, "The half-breed, Inuyasha, used a blood-bond as a way to avoid responsibility. He gave the girl some of his blood, allowed his dead lover to drag him to Hell, then used the blond-bond he had created with the girl to get out of Hell. It's pathetic."
"You say pathetic, I say it's damn funny." Yoko said, watched Kagome yell at herself about 'stupid people' and 'sitting'. It didn't make much sense to him, but he didn't think it any less funny.
Jin just sat back to observe the odd sight. Soon, both him and Yoko were rolling on the floor with laughter as Kagome argued with a person that wasn't even there.
~*Kagome's Head*~
Inuyasha was angry, "WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THOSE GUYS TRAVELING WITH YOU FOR!?!" (Ok, maybe he was a bit more than angry...)
"I don't really know. Yoko is here because, he is...SesshouMaru, well, I never could figure that guy out anyways, and Jin is following us, I guess."
"Well, make them go away!"
"Why should I do that?!"
Inuyasha yelled, "BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED THEIR HELP, ESPECIALLY *NOT* SESSHOUMARU!!!"
Kagome smiled sweetly, "Inuyasha, why don't we just *sit* down and have a nice talk about this? (If she *did* take off the necklace in an earlier chapter, let me know, and I'll rewrite this)"
"Bitch." Inuyasha said as he fell face-first onto the ground, "How the Hell dose this thing still work?!"
Kagome shrugged, "I guess it doesn't matter where you are, and you *did* let Kikyo drag you to Hell, body and all. By the way, when are you planning to reincarnate?"
"Feh. Never. I'm planning on having a family or something."
Kagome didn't like his answer, "WHAT?! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HAVE A FAMILY IF YOU'RE LIVING IN *MY* BODY!?!"
"...I don't know. Maybe, I'll get the body every other week? And we won't tell anyone about it, so we can each have different mates, incase I don't like who you choose."
"SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT!!!!! THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING, DESPICABLE, SORDID, VILE, SLEAZY, TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, APPALLING,..."
~*(morning) not in Kagome's head*~
Kagome was still yelling in her sleep, "IMMORAL, GHASTLY THING EVER!!!!"
SesshouMaru had long ago left, taking Rin, Shippou, and Kirara out to play as an excuse to get away from the noise. Jin was still laughing along with Yoko when the 'leader' guy from the other day came to their room, "Uhm...has this young maiden been possessed by a demon?"
Jin looked from Kagome to the 'leader' guy, "Nah, she's just have'n a minor argument wit herself."
Yoko stopped laughing, "I guess we could wake her up. I just hope that it's Inuyasha that comes out since Kagome seems angry."
"Inuyasha? That's the half-breed she got in 'er right?" Jin asked. Yoko nodded.
Kagome started to wake up, at least they thought it was Kagome, until they noticed that she had dog-ears, and was a man. *Inuyasha* woke up and looked at Jin, "Why in the seven Hells are you still here?"
Jin smiled, " 'Cause I never left."
"That's not what I mean!" Inuyasha growled out.
Yoko cleared his throat, "As much as I don't want to ruin your little 'conversation', I have a question that I just can't figure out."
"What?!" Inuyasha asked/growled.
"Well, how did *you* expect to share a body with Kagome, and not a mate?" Yoko smirked as Jin burst out laughing, causing Inuyasha to growl.
~*~*~*~
Outside of the village, in a nearby forest, a dark figure scowled, "Master Naraku will be most upset to learn that the miko and the henyou have switched places again." it said to itself as it left to report to it's master.
Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha, nor do I own Yu Yu Hakusho.
(For those of you who don't know who 'Jin' is, please allow me to explain. He's from Yu Yu Hakusho more specifically, the 'Dark Tournament' he was the second strongest fighter of Team Mascho, or Mashoutoukai. ((any and all info above is from absoluteanime.com please don't sue for plagiarism.)) )
The group of several demons, and a human (kind of) walked for a few days before they got to a small town. Instead of going around the village, Yoko insisted that it would be faster, and probebly easier to just go through the town and put up with the inhabitants. SesshouMaru was oppose to the idea, until Rin made a comment about 'stupid humans'. He figured that it would be good for the child learn more of her species, and it would be safer for his ward.
Once again, much to Jin and Yoko's amusement, Inuyasha 'switched' with Kagome and scared Kouga off. Kirara and Shippou were just glad that Kagome was able to take control of her body again, since Inuyasha was still a tad bit moody about SesshouMaru's decision to not leave.
When they got into the village, SesshouMaru left, saying that he had to be sure Jaken didn't do something stupid and burn down his fortress. While walking through the large village, many people stopped to stare at the group. That was the worst of it, until nightfall.
"Hey, Kagome?"
Kagome smiled at the kitsune cub, "Yeah, Shippou?"
"Are we going to camp out in the middle of the village? 'Cause I don't think that anyone has money, and Miroku..." Shippou trailed off, and tears started to form in his eyes.
Yoko sighed, "Please, no crying. It's annoying. Besides, I'll get money."
"I don't think that'll be necessary." Jin said, looking at the villagers that surrounded them.
They were armed with things like pitchforks, knives, hoes, (THE GARDEN TOOLS YOU HENTAIS!!! Back to the story ^.^) and axes. The villagers had circled the group yelling things like "We don't want any demons here!", "Go back to Hell!", and "PREPARE TO DIE!"
Rin was whimpering, and hiding behind Kagome, who had a hand on Tetseiga, "You can let us pass without trouble, *or* you can let us pass with trouble. Only one way ends with you still breathing!" Her teeth were growing to fangs, and Yoko could have sworn that he saw little ears threatening to pop out of Kagome's head.
Yoko put a hand on her shoulder, "Calm down, Kagome. Don't do anything that you might regret." He looked at Jin, "Is there any way you might be able to talk them out of this?"
Jin shook his head 'no', "Negotiate'n wit villager's aint my specialty."
"Fine, I guess I'll try. It worked last time, kind of..." Yoko raised his voice so that all the villagers could hear him, "As much as I would enjoy playing with you, my friend seems to be having trouble controlling herself. You see, she can get a tad bit irritable," he mumbled to himself, "Not that I blame her with a half-breed such as Inuyasha in her head," Then raised his voice once more, "So, it would be wiser if you just let us pass. What say you?"
After various forms of 'no' were yelled, then the villagers attacked. Yoko and Jin just dodged their feeble attacks, while Shippou and Rin stayed by a transformed Kirara, who was scaring the villagers instead of attacking them. Kagome, on the other hand, seemed to be enjoying herself as she would dodge, and attack the pathetic villagers. After a few minutes, most of them were knocked out, or had fled. Kagome kept going, until the only one left was what seemed to be the leader of the mob. He was yelling at his comrades to 'stop being so weak' and 'get up and fight'. Kagome punched him, causing him to fall on his back, then put Tetseiga to his throat.
Yoko stayed close to her, just in case he had to hold her back, Shippou jumped onto Yoko's shoulder, and Kirara, Rin, and Jin watched from a few feet away. The 'leader' started to cry and beg for his life, "Please, PLEASE, don't hurt me! I'll give you *anything*! The best food and room in town, and a hot bath! ANYTHING!"
"I guess that'll make up for your rudeness." Kagome said, sheathing her blade.
~*Later that night*~
Kagome was talking to Rin about how it was bad to A) Attack villagers, and B) Threaten people with their life in order to get a place to stay and something to eat, when SesshouMaru showed up. He looked at Kagome, "And why, exactly, would Rin need to learn those things, when they should be perfectly obvious?"
Rin started to laugh at the look Kagome had on her face that clearly showed she didn't know how to answer. The young girl decided to be nice, and answer for her, "Because that's how Kagome got our room! ^.^"
SesshouMaru raised an eyebrow, "Oh really? I don't think that even the whelp has done something like that to merely get a room."
"There's more to it than that." Kagome mumbled.
~Feh. It's all those damned villagers' faults anyhow!~
'Shut up Inuyasha' Kagome thought as she rubbed her head, trying to get rid of the headache Inuyasha was causing.
~Just answer this one question, WHY THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL WITH US!~
'Because Kirara has no where else to go, and I'd never leave Shippou behind.'
~That's not what I mean!~
Kagome yawned, and found a spot to lay down in, 'I know, Inuyasha.' she thought as she went to sleep.
Jin watched as Kagome started to talk in her sleep. Normally he wouldn't care about what people did in their dreams, but he was curious as to why she was not only having a conversation with herself, but also talking in two different voices. Since the young girl, fire cat, and kitsune cub were sleeping (while SesshouMaru was in a state of meditation) the wind demon asked Yoko about it, "Hey, fox, why's she talk'n to 'erself?"
Yoko chuckled, "She has a half-demon in her head."
SesshouMaru cracked an eye open, "The half-breed, Inuyasha, used a blood-bond as a way to avoid responsibility. He gave the girl some of his blood, allowed his dead lover to drag him to Hell, then used the blond-bond he had created with the girl to get out of Hell. It's pathetic."
"You say pathetic, I say it's damn funny." Yoko said, watched Kagome yell at herself about 'stupid people' and 'sitting'. It didn't make much sense to him, but he didn't think it any less funny.
Jin just sat back to observe the odd sight. Soon, both him and Yoko were rolling on the floor with laughter as Kagome argued with a person that wasn't even there.
~*Kagome's Head*~
Inuyasha was angry, "WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THOSE GUYS TRAVELING WITH YOU FOR!?!" (Ok, maybe he was a bit more than angry...)
"I don't really know. Yoko is here because, he is...SesshouMaru, well, I never could figure that guy out anyways, and Jin is following us, I guess."
"Well, make them go away!"
"Why should I do that?!"
Inuyasha yelled, "BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED THEIR HELP, ESPECIALLY *NOT* SESSHOUMARU!!!"
Kagome smiled sweetly, "Inuyasha, why don't we just *sit* down and have a nice talk about this? (If she *did* take off the necklace in an earlier chapter, let me know, and I'll rewrite this)"
"Bitch." Inuyasha said as he fell face-first onto the ground, "How the Hell dose this thing still work?!"
Kagome shrugged, "I guess it doesn't matter where you are, and you *did* let Kikyo drag you to Hell, body and all. By the way, when are you planning to reincarnate?"
"Feh. Never. I'm planning on having a family or something."
Kagome didn't like his answer, "WHAT?! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HAVE A FAMILY IF YOU'RE LIVING IN *MY* BODY!?!"
"...I don't know. Maybe, I'll get the body every other week? And we won't tell anyone about it, so we can each have different mates, incase I don't like who you choose."
"SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT!!!!! THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING, DESPICABLE, SORDID, VILE, SLEAZY, TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, APPALLING,..."
~*(morning) not in Kagome's head*~
Kagome was still yelling in her sleep, "IMMORAL, GHASTLY THING EVER!!!!"
SesshouMaru had long ago left, taking Rin, Shippou, and Kirara out to play as an excuse to get away from the noise. Jin was still laughing along with Yoko when the 'leader' guy from the other day came to their room, "Uhm...has this young maiden been possessed by a demon?"
Jin looked from Kagome to the 'leader' guy, "Nah, she's just have'n a minor argument wit herself."
Yoko stopped laughing, "I guess we could wake her up. I just hope that it's Inuyasha that comes out since Kagome seems angry."
"Inuyasha? That's the half-breed she got in 'er right?" Jin asked. Yoko nodded.
Kagome started to wake up, at least they thought it was Kagome, until they noticed that she had dog-ears, and was a man. *Inuyasha* woke up and looked at Jin, "Why in the seven Hells are you still here?"
Jin smiled, " 'Cause I never left."
"That's not what I mean!" Inuyasha growled out.
Yoko cleared his throat, "As much as I don't want to ruin your little 'conversation', I have a question that I just can't figure out."
"What?!" Inuyasha asked/growled.
"Well, how did *you* expect to share a body with Kagome, and not a mate?" Yoko smirked as Jin burst out laughing, causing Inuyasha to growl.
~*~*~*~
Outside of the village, in a nearby forest, a dark figure scowled, "Master Naraku will be most upset to learn that the miko and the henyou have switched places again." it said to itself as it left to report to it's master.