Bronuts and cooking other stuff with bro

by Morbid Gremlin reader

Bro's gotten into baking, and he sucks at it. watch as he grow distant and angry from his baking love and slightly insane. (note: this fic is just for fun and isn't really cannon compliant, so that is my excuse for bro and others to be slightly out of character)

1. Chapter 1: The beginning

bronuts and cooking other stuff with bro

Bro had woken up to sounds of 2 stray cats fucking in a Frittios bag, well at least that what he thought it was. I what actually dave banging his head against the key board to try to pump out another one of his hella Jeff comics or whatever.

Anyways, he was hungry. So he got up to make some breakfast.

honestly when he got to the kitchen, bro didn't even know how to start.

he started to gather eggs and just regular baking stuff so hopefully he'll get an idea when he had it all laid out.

As bro looked into the abyss that is his fridge, he noticed a slightly mushy zucchini and lemon in the corner. Ever since dave skate boarded of the top of our complex and broke all of his ribs, jade has started sending her produce to dave and bro to make sure their bones are strong so it won happen again.

After seeing the moldy food he got an Idea. he was going to make zucchini and lemon cake.

first bro took 1 1/4 cups of sugar and 6 tbsp of Virgin oil and mixed them all in a big bowl. then poured in flour, baking powder, and salt (he didn't really care a bout the measurements at this point).

he chuck in 2 eggs without cracking them (for the good cronch) and took out his 300W Professional Electric Hand Whisker and mixed the batter.

Half way through mixing, he released he forgot the zucchini and lemons. so he just put the full fruits (fruits?) into to the mix and threw it into the oven.

It would be an hour before the cake would be done so he started to plan future breakfasts.

little did he know he was about to go down a dark baking rabbit hole.