"France?" he questioned. "I'll take that as a no I'm not in France, then
where am I?" Elrond sighed, "you are in Rivendell".
"Yes I understand that but where is Rivendell?" I asked, he looked confused "right in front of you" he said.
"No, no, no" I said shaking my head "where is Rivendell in, what country?" I asked exasperatedly (er..I think that is the right word).
"Country?" he said and if possible looked more confused.
"Ok just out on a limb here but am I even still on.um.where did I come from?" I asked.
"The Trees" he said with a smile.
"Smart ass" I muttered, he raised his eyebrow "he royal smart ass I meant.. Er.yeah"
"This is Middle- Earth" he said understanding my question finally.
"Right, is it ok that, that name doesn't ring a bell?" I again asked
He looked shocked "you should.. Unless.no.she wouldn't do that.I think she did though.. We do need the help".
See I told you I wasn't the only one, who talked to my self. "She?" I asked.
"Lady Galadriel" Elrond said distractedly.
We sat in silence for a minute, and then in the distance I heard a scream "ah shit I know that scream anywhere". Heli had obviously followed me.. No Heli isn't Blondie, Heli is one of my friends.
I jumped up "BAH I can't fight these thing with puny sticks" I looked up "Hey you there.person with the blonde hair" he looked at me "lend me your bow".
"Do you know how to use it?" he asked, I looked down at the ground, bit my lip and whistled "no but if worst comes to worst I can just whack them over the head with it".
Finally he tossed down the bow and I ran toward the sound of the screaming. I saw Heli in the midst of two of those Orc things "HELI" I screamed, well it caught their attention "is your name Heli?" I said to one of them, he growled. "Nice to see you too".
I took an arrow that the elf had handed me and tried to notch it in the bow, let me tell you it is harder than it looked, the Orcs were coming closer and I still hadn't gotten it in. One stood right next to me 'if worst comes to worst I can just whack them on the head with it'. I smiled and dropped the arrow, gripping the bow more tightly I spun to my right and whacked the Orc on top of the head with the bow.
He howled and held he head I spun to my left and did the same thing to Orc #2, he also howled and held his head. I grabbed Heli "RUN" I screamed.
"With pleasure" she said and started running. I picked the arrow back up and tried to notch it again. Finally I got it in and pulled back the string, 'wow, ow, tight string' I thought letting it go by mistake the arrow flew and landed in the Orcs foot 'not to bad' I thought 'even though it was an accident no one needs to know that'.
I decided not to stand there and let them recuperate from there bumps and I hightailed it back to Elrond, I found Heli already there.
"Heli what are you doing here? How did you get here?" I asked.
"Um.I don't know and I don't know" she said, I sighed "I was coming to give you this" she held up my necklace.
"OH MY GOD THANK YOU" I yelled making the men cover there ears "sensitive much" I laughed.
"we have very sensitive ears" Blondie #1 said showing his ears.
"POINTS" I yelled again then covered my mouth "your ears are pointy. did you know that?" I said.
"of course I know that" he said "all elves have pointy ears.
I shook my head and dug through my ears like I had water clogging them "come again.elves did you say you where an elf?"
He nodded, I grabbed my necklace from Heli "it must have come off in the woods" I muttered.
"That is how she got here," Elrond said "for that is also how you got here".
"My necklace" I said nervously "no, no, no, regular necklace" I laughed a nervous laugh.
"Your necklace is special," Elrond said.
"We need to talk," I said loudly covering what he was saying next up.
"Then let us go talk," he said "Fist off before we talk what do you remember about where you came from?"
I racked my brain and frowned "nothing" I said.
"And you Heli" he asked, she too thought for a moment "I can't remember anything past seeing that log".
"Me neither" I said suspiciously.
"Yes I understand that but where is Rivendell?" I asked, he looked confused "right in front of you" he said.
"No, no, no" I said shaking my head "where is Rivendell in, what country?" I asked exasperatedly (er..I think that is the right word).
"Country?" he said and if possible looked more confused.
"Ok just out on a limb here but am I even still on.um.where did I come from?" I asked.
"The Trees" he said with a smile.
"Smart ass" I muttered, he raised his eyebrow "he royal smart ass I meant.. Er.yeah"
"This is Middle- Earth" he said understanding my question finally.
"Right, is it ok that, that name doesn't ring a bell?" I again asked
He looked shocked "you should.. Unless.no.she wouldn't do that.I think she did though.. We do need the help".
See I told you I wasn't the only one, who talked to my self. "She?" I asked.
"Lady Galadriel" Elrond said distractedly.
We sat in silence for a minute, and then in the distance I heard a scream "ah shit I know that scream anywhere". Heli had obviously followed me.. No Heli isn't Blondie, Heli is one of my friends.
I jumped up "BAH I can't fight these thing with puny sticks" I looked up "Hey you there.person with the blonde hair" he looked at me "lend me your bow".
"Do you know how to use it?" he asked, I looked down at the ground, bit my lip and whistled "no but if worst comes to worst I can just whack them over the head with it".
Finally he tossed down the bow and I ran toward the sound of the screaming. I saw Heli in the midst of two of those Orc things "HELI" I screamed, well it caught their attention "is your name Heli?" I said to one of them, he growled. "Nice to see you too".
I took an arrow that the elf had handed me and tried to notch it in the bow, let me tell you it is harder than it looked, the Orcs were coming closer and I still hadn't gotten it in. One stood right next to me 'if worst comes to worst I can just whack them on the head with it'. I smiled and dropped the arrow, gripping the bow more tightly I spun to my right and whacked the Orc on top of the head with the bow.
He howled and held he head I spun to my left and did the same thing to Orc #2, he also howled and held his head. I grabbed Heli "RUN" I screamed.
"With pleasure" she said and started running. I picked the arrow back up and tried to notch it again. Finally I got it in and pulled back the string, 'wow, ow, tight string' I thought letting it go by mistake the arrow flew and landed in the Orcs foot 'not to bad' I thought 'even though it was an accident no one needs to know that'.
I decided not to stand there and let them recuperate from there bumps and I hightailed it back to Elrond, I found Heli already there.
"Heli what are you doing here? How did you get here?" I asked.
"Um.I don't know and I don't know" she said, I sighed "I was coming to give you this" she held up my necklace.
"OH MY GOD THANK YOU" I yelled making the men cover there ears "sensitive much" I laughed.
"we have very sensitive ears" Blondie #1 said showing his ears.
"POINTS" I yelled again then covered my mouth "your ears are pointy. did you know that?" I said.
"of course I know that" he said "all elves have pointy ears.
I shook my head and dug through my ears like I had water clogging them "come again.elves did you say you where an elf?"
He nodded, I grabbed my necklace from Heli "it must have come off in the woods" I muttered.
"That is how she got here," Elrond said "for that is also how you got here".
"My necklace" I said nervously "no, no, no, regular necklace" I laughed a nervous laugh.
"Your necklace is special," Elrond said.
"We need to talk," I said loudly covering what he was saying next up.
"Then let us go talk," he said "Fist off before we talk what do you remember about where you came from?"
I racked my brain and frowned "nothing" I said.
"And you Heli" he asked, she too thought for a moment "I can't remember anything past seeing that log".
"Me neither" I said suspiciously.