Heli and me walked down a little path and met up with Elrond. "Here I want
you to take these may they aid you on your journey" he held out two swords.
"Dun, dun, dun" Heli said.
I snorted "I told you, didn't I tell you, I told he would do this" but I took the sword anyway.
Heli also took hers and looked for a place to put it, she settled on trying to fit it through her belt loop.
I bit my lip when Elrond handed us scabbards and Heli took the now fitted sword out of her belt loop. "What it looked more fashionable," she said.
"And you always have to wonder where the fashion police are when you need them" I rolled my eyes and she slapped me.
"Go now before it gets dark" Elrond said waving us away.
"I think he's trying to get rid of us" I whispered to Heli.
"Well I wouldn't doubt it...Just don't poke anyone with the sword".
My face fell "I'm not promising anything" I said defiantly crossing my arms.
We walked to the gate leading to the outskirts of Rivendell and on my way out I poked the guard with my sword, Heli slapped me. The guard turned to stare at me "what" I snapped. "Any thing long and-" Heli snorted, cutting me off "you sick perverted mind freak "I said," Anything long and pointy is always worth giving someone a good poke with"
I led Heli out of the gate as she was laughing to hard and had a hard time keeping her self up "I really hope we get through this alive" I said.
"If watching you play your video games is anything like this then I think we can safely say we are going to die" I smacked her upside the head.
"Oh hush you did worse than me besides that is just pressing buttons" I said fiddling nervously with my sword and glancing around.
"Ok then how about going on your first experience with a sword," Heli said
"I knocked the sword out of his hand," I said hopefully.
"Your tripped and knocked the sword out of his hand by falling on him" Heli said laughing.
"There was a rock on the ground," I said in my defense.
"Yeah and upon later discovery it was about the only rock on the ground, trust you to be the one that finds it and trips over it" she rolled her eyes.
"Are you serious" I laughed "it was the only rock, talk about your lucky finds my god" I took a quick glance around.
"Cory the bushes aren't following us" Heli said looking behind us all the same.
"No but something is, oh don't tell me your spider sense isn't tingling, this place gives me the wiggens." I said.
"I think you watch Buffy to much" Heli said.
"My mentor" I said laughing. "But it is a good thing to be your GUARD" I yelled the last word and pulled Heli into a bush just as an arrow landed where she was. I groaned "they have arrows now, my day can't possibly get worse".
"I think it just did" Heli said pointing.
I groaned again, and jumped out of the bush "well there not going to die if we just stand here making sword noises let's go!"
'Oh this is just great" I thought as I lamely tried to swing my sword at them managing to look stupid and drop my sword in the process".
"Good job Cory you keep that up and they be dead by next year" she yelled at me.
"Bite me Heli" I yelled back. "Look dude I'm sure you don't want me to kill you and I'm definitely sure I don't want you to kill me.truce?" I asked.
He narrowed his eyes and growled at me swing his sword wildly "Apparently not".
"Cory!" Heli yelled "pick up your sword and move your ass".
I picked up my sword and tried to gain control over it again "dose this thing have an auto pilot?" I asked.
"Just swing the damn sword and hope to hit something" Heli yelled.
I looked over at Heli who looked to be having trouble with her sword as well. "And these are the time you wish we would have taken those fencing classes" I said to her.
"Without a doubt" she said back.
"This maybe where Buffy comes in handy" I said kicking up my foot, feeling sure I pulled about a thousand muscles in the process but hitting my target none the less. The Orc stumbled backwards and I took the time to stab my sword through his stomach. "Oh sick" I said.
I turned around just in time to block a swing and the force behind is seemed to rattle my entire body. I kicked up and the Orc went cross-eyed "Sweet" I said, then cut off his helmeted head "ugh nasty" I said as the head almost fell on me.
"How you doin' over there" I yelled over to Heli blocking another reverberating blow.
"I'm alive if that's what you mean" she said back "I don't how long that will last though".
I ran over to where she was being cornered against a tree slipping and sliding the whole way, until I finally tripped and my sword went flying.
I heard a grunt and looked up, my sword had landed right in the Orcs leg "now that's what you call good clumsiness" I said standing up and doing a jig.
"Now is not the time to be getting down with your bad self Cory come and help me!" Heli said
"Well aren't you Miss Bright and Shiny," I said grumbling "How am I supposed to get this sword out of his leg with out him knowing I am trying to get my sword out of his leg?" I asked Heli.
"Um.pull it out really fast and when he turns around.kill him?" she said.
"Whatever floats your boat Heli" I said and hurriedly snatched my sword from the Orcs leg he yelped and turned around just as I shoved my sword through his stomach "this just keeps getting nastier and nastier by the minute" I grumbled and looked around.
The rest of the Orcs seemed to have run off "there probably going to get even MORE Orcs" I said "these don't seem to be some evil scientist bad experiment gone wrong" I said "Is it just me or do they just not seem to like us?"
"They just don't like us" Heli agreed "do you happen to know where we are and how to get where we are supposed to be going?"
I stopped dead in my tracks and turned in a full circle, "Um.. Well.no.but there has to be a place where we can ask for directions right I mean we can't be completely lost."
"Yes we can" Heli said, "Because I for one don't see any road signs".
"Yeah because you would think some one would put up a sign that said 'This way to Lothlòrien'" I muttered sarcastically.
"Dun, dun, dun" Heli said.
I snorted "I told you, didn't I tell you, I told he would do this" but I took the sword anyway.
Heli also took hers and looked for a place to put it, she settled on trying to fit it through her belt loop.
I bit my lip when Elrond handed us scabbards and Heli took the now fitted sword out of her belt loop. "What it looked more fashionable," she said.
"And you always have to wonder where the fashion police are when you need them" I rolled my eyes and she slapped me.
"Go now before it gets dark" Elrond said waving us away.
"I think he's trying to get rid of us" I whispered to Heli.
"Well I wouldn't doubt it...Just don't poke anyone with the sword".
My face fell "I'm not promising anything" I said defiantly crossing my arms.
We walked to the gate leading to the outskirts of Rivendell and on my way out I poked the guard with my sword, Heli slapped me. The guard turned to stare at me "what" I snapped. "Any thing long and-" Heli snorted, cutting me off "you sick perverted mind freak "I said," Anything long and pointy is always worth giving someone a good poke with"
I led Heli out of the gate as she was laughing to hard and had a hard time keeping her self up "I really hope we get through this alive" I said.
"If watching you play your video games is anything like this then I think we can safely say we are going to die" I smacked her upside the head.
"Oh hush you did worse than me besides that is just pressing buttons" I said fiddling nervously with my sword and glancing around.
"Ok then how about going on your first experience with a sword," Heli said
"I knocked the sword out of his hand," I said hopefully.
"Your tripped and knocked the sword out of his hand by falling on him" Heli said laughing.
"There was a rock on the ground," I said in my defense.
"Yeah and upon later discovery it was about the only rock on the ground, trust you to be the one that finds it and trips over it" she rolled her eyes.
"Are you serious" I laughed "it was the only rock, talk about your lucky finds my god" I took a quick glance around.
"Cory the bushes aren't following us" Heli said looking behind us all the same.
"No but something is, oh don't tell me your spider sense isn't tingling, this place gives me the wiggens." I said.
"I think you watch Buffy to much" Heli said.
"My mentor" I said laughing. "But it is a good thing to be your GUARD" I yelled the last word and pulled Heli into a bush just as an arrow landed where she was. I groaned "they have arrows now, my day can't possibly get worse".
"I think it just did" Heli said pointing.
I groaned again, and jumped out of the bush "well there not going to die if we just stand here making sword noises let's go!"
'Oh this is just great" I thought as I lamely tried to swing my sword at them managing to look stupid and drop my sword in the process".
"Good job Cory you keep that up and they be dead by next year" she yelled at me.
"Bite me Heli" I yelled back. "Look dude I'm sure you don't want me to kill you and I'm definitely sure I don't want you to kill me.truce?" I asked.
He narrowed his eyes and growled at me swing his sword wildly "Apparently not".
"Cory!" Heli yelled "pick up your sword and move your ass".
I picked up my sword and tried to gain control over it again "dose this thing have an auto pilot?" I asked.
"Just swing the damn sword and hope to hit something" Heli yelled.
I looked over at Heli who looked to be having trouble with her sword as well. "And these are the time you wish we would have taken those fencing classes" I said to her.
"Without a doubt" she said back.
"This maybe where Buffy comes in handy" I said kicking up my foot, feeling sure I pulled about a thousand muscles in the process but hitting my target none the less. The Orc stumbled backwards and I took the time to stab my sword through his stomach. "Oh sick" I said.
I turned around just in time to block a swing and the force behind is seemed to rattle my entire body. I kicked up and the Orc went cross-eyed "Sweet" I said, then cut off his helmeted head "ugh nasty" I said as the head almost fell on me.
"How you doin' over there" I yelled over to Heli blocking another reverberating blow.
"I'm alive if that's what you mean" she said back "I don't how long that will last though".
I ran over to where she was being cornered against a tree slipping and sliding the whole way, until I finally tripped and my sword went flying.
I heard a grunt and looked up, my sword had landed right in the Orcs leg "now that's what you call good clumsiness" I said standing up and doing a jig.
"Now is not the time to be getting down with your bad self Cory come and help me!" Heli said
"Well aren't you Miss Bright and Shiny," I said grumbling "How am I supposed to get this sword out of his leg with out him knowing I am trying to get my sword out of his leg?" I asked Heli.
"Um.pull it out really fast and when he turns around.kill him?" she said.
"Whatever floats your boat Heli" I said and hurriedly snatched my sword from the Orcs leg he yelped and turned around just as I shoved my sword through his stomach "this just keeps getting nastier and nastier by the minute" I grumbled and looked around.
The rest of the Orcs seemed to have run off "there probably going to get even MORE Orcs" I said "these don't seem to be some evil scientist bad experiment gone wrong" I said "Is it just me or do they just not seem to like us?"
"They just don't like us" Heli agreed "do you happen to know where we are and how to get where we are supposed to be going?"
I stopped dead in my tracks and turned in a full circle, "Um.. Well.no.but there has to be a place where we can ask for directions right I mean we can't be completely lost."
"Yes we can" Heli said, "Because I for one don't see any road signs".
"Yeah because you would think some one would put up a sign that said 'This way to Lothlòrien'" I muttered sarcastically.