Foreword:

This fic was Not-as-Thrilling-as-Advertised's most popular fic, inspired by an internet theory concerning the relationship between Tomo Takino and Torako, which was first used in his horror-thriller Azumurder Deathoh: Beach House Massacre. The internet-inspired humor, which he admits to being a bad influence, gave it a flavor approaching Adult Swim, hence its M-rating. Hope you enjoyed this as I did finding it. It was also an important inspiration for Ratatosk's gritty Rain of Terra.

Author's description: Before Torako could stand outside Asagi's house to be interrogated by Yotsuba, she first had to make it through high school. Azumanga Daioh/Yotsubato! crossover of sorts. Rated M because the internet has been a bad influence on me.