Prt. 2

Thanks to all who reviewed it! I loved the reviews I decided to write to 2nd part as soon as possible!

- soldiers start marching and bump into each other-

Random soldier- brilliant…..

Norrington- Elizabeth may I have a word with you?

Liz- That's 8 words your over your limit -sarcastically-

Norrington- Just shut your mouth I'm about to ask you to marry me but SHH! Don't tell Elizabeth

Liz- -whispers- ok!

Norrington- Elizabeth, I've known you since you were a girl…

Liz- Am I fat?

Norrington- of course you are! Why do you think they make those things to make you look skinny?

Liz- -sighs- if I'm fat there's no point in living…

Norrington- ok let me help you with that -pushes her off the ledge-

Liz- curse you old man!!! -she yells-

--meanwhile-

-Sparrows on the ship-

Soldier #1- get away from there!

Sparrow- I'm sorry it's such a lovely plane…I mean ship

Soldier #2- Oh no dear Elizabeth has fallen into the water!

Sparrow- which one you is going to save her?

Solider #1- I can't swim!

Solider #2- you're crazy I had this uniform pressed just this morning!

-They both push Sparrow into water-

Sparrow- you'll pay for my dry-cleaning!

--Sparrow swims towards Liz grabbing her-

Sparrow- -thinking- This girl is bloody fat!

G. Swann- My dear Elizabeth

Sparrow- shut up and let me do my saving act!

Liz- -wakes up- AHHH there's a hideous THING in front of me

Sparrow- I beg your pardon? I'm very hot!

-yadda yadda yadda they chase Sparrow and try to kill him when he goes into the blacksmiths shop this time Will is there-

Will- Hello pirate-who-is-not-as-hot-as-me -smirks- I challenge you to a duel -takes out a loaf of breads- oopsie wrong item -grabs the sword-

Sparrow- are you sure you want to fight me? I'm very hott…I mean talented at using swords!

-they drop the swords and have a slapping fight-

Will- OWWW! You slapped my arm!

Sparrow- So! You pinched me!

-both fall to the ground wincing in pain. Soldiers run in-

Soldier #1- Hmmm the orders say we take the ugly one to the prison…..

Soldier #2- -grabs Sparrow- Here he is!

Soldier #1- -wipes forehead- PHEW! That was hard!

That's it for now I'm sleepy! Please rate! Bye! I'll update as soon as I can! PS I didn't mean the part about Jack and Will being ugly o0;;