-blah blah blah the people are having their little war going on-
Will- *running around in circles screaming like a little girl* There are
pirates chasing me! *stops* I know what to do! My hottness shall cause a fire!
Maybe even burn the pirates to their death! *stands there for a minute*
*the pirates stop and stare and start drooling. Then they all get on fire
and die*
Will- two points for the hottness! *does a jig*
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Liz- Well yes I have the pendant but seeing how stupid you are I shall lie
about my name. My real name is Elizabeth Swann but I'll just tell you that
my name is Elizabeth Turner.
Barbossa- I see.....well Ms. Turner hand it over and we'll leave your rotten
little town alone
Liz- wellllllll.....*thinks*
Barbossa- I'll give you a life if you do so.
Liz- YIPPEE! My first REAL life! *hands him the pendant*
Barbossa- ok well no it's impossible to give a fool like you a life so welcome
aboard the Pink Pearl. hehe I love the colour pink! *points to pink deck
and sails*
Liz- you are such a fag *rolls eyes*
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Will- Oh no! They have taken Elizabeth...no time to make my girl fans swoon
over my hottness. Sorry girls! *he runs off to see Norrington and G. Swann*
They have taken Elizabeth!
G. Swann- nah der!
Norrington- Mr. Turner you are not apart of the army or the navy. You are
a blacksmith. Now leave and go get Sparrow out of his cell. Then I know you two
will steal the Dauntless but trick us and steal the Interceptor!
Will- welllll ok! *runs off skipping*
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Sparrow- *talking to the dog* so then I told me woman "No! I will not give you
MY rum! It's mine!"
*dog rolls on floor laughing*
Sparrow- Stupid eh?
Will- *skips in* skip to the lou my darling!
Sparrow- yes I already now what you are going to say. You want to save Ms.
I'm fat. You don't want to become a pirate. Your name is Will Turner and you'll
spring me from this cell. Wait, how do you open it without the keys?
Will- well I helped make this....so they are really crappy. One swift kick
and it'll break off.
*kicks the door*
Sparrow- woah! They really are crappy! You are a crappy blacksmith!
Will- yeah but my hottness isn't crappy!
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*They run off and steal the Interceptor*
Sparrow- la la la singing in a ship
Will- I'm going to tell you meaningless things about my life. Yeah my mom
died and then I came searching for my father. Seeing as how dumb I am I
landed in Port Royal. Go figure *shrugs*
Sparrow- We called your father Bootstrap because he was stupid and we
thought of a stupid name for him
Will- *ponders* makes sense.......
Sparrow- we're going to Tortuga!
Will- Tortuga?
Sparrow- Tortuga.
Will- It's not ringing a bell.....
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*They arrive in Tortuga*
Sparrow- isn't this place great!? Lots of prostitutes!
Will- Are there.....hot prostitutes? When I say hot I mean almost-as-hot-as-
me-but-not-exactly-as-hot-as-me.
Sparrow- no...no one is hotter than you Will
Will- why thank you!
*those two girls kiss him*
Sparrow- wow I'm not really sure if I deserved that!!!
Will- lucky bastard....
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that's it for now!
Will- *running around in circles screaming like a little girl* There are
pirates chasing me! *stops* I know what to do! My hottness shall cause a fire!
Maybe even burn the pirates to their death! *stands there for a minute*
*the pirates stop and stare and start drooling. Then they all get on fire
and die*
Will- two points for the hottness! *does a jig*
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Liz- Well yes I have the pendant but seeing how stupid you are I shall lie
about my name. My real name is Elizabeth Swann but I'll just tell you that
my name is Elizabeth Turner.
Barbossa- I see.....well Ms. Turner hand it over and we'll leave your rotten
little town alone
Liz- wellllllll.....*thinks*
Barbossa- I'll give you a life if you do so.
Liz- YIPPEE! My first REAL life! *hands him the pendant*
Barbossa- ok well no it's impossible to give a fool like you a life so welcome
aboard the Pink Pearl. hehe I love the colour pink! *points to pink deck
and sails*
Liz- you are such a fag *rolls eyes*
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Will- Oh no! They have taken Elizabeth...no time to make my girl fans swoon
over my hottness. Sorry girls! *he runs off to see Norrington and G. Swann*
They have taken Elizabeth!
G. Swann- nah der!
Norrington- Mr. Turner you are not apart of the army or the navy. You are
a blacksmith. Now leave and go get Sparrow out of his cell. Then I know you two
will steal the Dauntless but trick us and steal the Interceptor!
Will- welllll ok! *runs off skipping*
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Sparrow- *talking to the dog* so then I told me woman "No! I will not give you
MY rum! It's mine!"
*dog rolls on floor laughing*
Sparrow- Stupid eh?
Will- *skips in* skip to the lou my darling!
Sparrow- yes I already now what you are going to say. You want to save Ms.
I'm fat. You don't want to become a pirate. Your name is Will Turner and you'll
spring me from this cell. Wait, how do you open it without the keys?
Will- well I helped make this....so they are really crappy. One swift kick
and it'll break off.
*kicks the door*
Sparrow- woah! They really are crappy! You are a crappy blacksmith!
Will- yeah but my hottness isn't crappy!
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*They run off and steal the Interceptor*
Sparrow- la la la singing in a ship
Will- I'm going to tell you meaningless things about my life. Yeah my mom
died and then I came searching for my father. Seeing as how dumb I am I
landed in Port Royal. Go figure *shrugs*
Sparrow- We called your father Bootstrap because he was stupid and we
thought of a stupid name for him
Will- *ponders* makes sense.......
Sparrow- we're going to Tortuga!
Will- Tortuga?
Sparrow- Tortuga.
Will- It's not ringing a bell.....
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*They arrive in Tortuga*
Sparrow- isn't this place great!? Lots of prostitutes!
Will- Are there.....hot prostitutes? When I say hot I mean almost-as-hot-as-
me-but-not-exactly-as-hot-as-me.
Sparrow- no...no one is hotter than you Will
Will- why thank you!
*those two girls kiss him*
Sparrow- wow I'm not really sure if I deserved that!!!
Will- lucky bastard....
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that's it for now!