*Sparrow throws a bucket of water on Gibbs*
Gibbs- EEEEK! Curse you for being so cute Jack Sparrow! You woke up my
wife and child *points to hogs*
Sparrow- Sorry Gibbs, Mrs. Gibbs, young Gibbs *bows to them*
Will- this is your family? *falls on the floor laughing* I see the
resemblence!
Gibbs- curse you hot-one!
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Sparrow- blah blah blah that kid is Will Turner blah blah blah steal the
Pink Pearl I blah blah blah blah!
Gibbs- blah blah blah? blah blah blah blah! BLAH BLAH!
Will- what a strange ancient language they speak! Sounds very hard and
untranslatable!
Sparrow- *hands waiter an Mastercard* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah dollars
blah blah blah with blah blah blah blah dollars
Gibbs- *snickers* I love the commercial especially when they say BLAH
and then they say BLAH!
Sparrow- well Gibbs find me a crew please
Gibbs- not in the mood Sparrow
Sparrow- please....with a big fat cherry on top? *puppy dog eyes*
Gibbs- I cannot resist the puppy dog eyes! NOOOO!
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Next morning
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*Will and Sparrow are meeting their new crew*
Sparrow- *starts talking to the parrot* You like rum? I like RUM! Oh my
good golly gosh!
Annamaria- YOU STOLE MY DRESS!
Sparrow- With every intention to bring it back!
Annamaria- BUT YOU DIDN'T! I saw you wear it at that wedding!
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Back to Liz
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Liz- *sings* la la la la on the pink pearl...with a bunch of fags....la la la la
eating pie and lint la la la la
Pirate 1- You'll be dining with the captain tonight and he requests you
wear this *hands her an ugly dress with holes*
Liz- well you tell him that I dis...dis...dis..digorno to apple his request
*feels stupid*((She means those big words she uses but they mean no))
Pirate 2- He said you'd say that. He also said that if that be the case then you
be dining with the crew...and you'll be wearing this *shows her plaid
capris with a yellow tanktop*
Liz- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Liz- *eats the food like a hog*
Barbossa- So it's true....you are fat....you do eat a lot
Liz- *stops eating for a second* Why yes, I do believe that is true then
*continues eating*
Barbossa- try the Fanta orange soda...and the toe lint...try that next
Liz- It's fungus! Not toe lint!
Barbossa- there is no point in killing you by making you eat fungus now.
I know how stupid you are. And because of that, we're going to use your
blood.
Liz- that is quite interesting. Maybe while you cut me you can take
some of my fat out?
Barbossa- Oh yes of course!
Liz- *tries to stab Barbossa with a roll* die die die!
Barbossa- not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Liz- *sees the freaky pirates and runs around screaming slipping on
the wet deck and goes unconscious*
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-Sparrow and his crew are going through a fierce sandstorm-
Gibbs- wait...why is there a sandstorm in the middle of the ocean?
Will- we may never know.....
Sparrow- *spits out sand* taste like chicken!
Random crew member- awesome! *stuffs face with sand*
Gibbs- why are you in such a good mood captain?
Sparrow- because....I found my gold tooth on the floor...oh yeah and
the fact that we're catching up
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-cuts Liz open to get the blood, Will smacks Sparrow with a squirrel-
Barbossa- the bloody girls blood didn't work! CURSE YOU! *throws Liz on
the floor*
Will- oh no! Liz's hands are tied together! I must get them untied. -gets
out a stick- if it works for Harry Potter it might work for me...here
goes nothing! ALOHOMARA! ALOHOMARA! Darnet! *gets out saw and tries to
cut it*
Barbossa- *stares at Will* son...just pull the string....
Will- ahhh for you made it too tricky!
-Will and Liz run-
Sparrow- WHEEEE! Barbossa I got off your bloody island you know why?
Because I am Jennifer Lopez....I mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
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Gibbs- where's Jack?
Will- he fell behind...
Gibbs- oh well......we'll miss the hott lad won't we crew?
*Crew altogether*AYE!
Liz- Will, I stole the pendent from you when you were a lad. Remember?
The hammer? I hit you with it.
Will- No...I don't remember...is that why I have brain damage?!
Liz- erm...well no you fell off a 2-feet high building
Will- oh dear....
Liz- yes well they didn't need my blood obviously. They needed the blood
of a hott-man
Will- *stands up* ME! The blood of a Turner!
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Gibbs- EEEEK! Curse you for being so cute Jack Sparrow! You woke up my
wife and child *points to hogs*
Sparrow- Sorry Gibbs, Mrs. Gibbs, young Gibbs *bows to them*
Will- this is your family? *falls on the floor laughing* I see the
resemblence!
Gibbs- curse you hot-one!
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Sparrow- blah blah blah that kid is Will Turner blah blah blah steal the
Pink Pearl I blah blah blah blah!
Gibbs- blah blah blah? blah blah blah blah! BLAH BLAH!
Will- what a strange ancient language they speak! Sounds very hard and
untranslatable!
Sparrow- *hands waiter an Mastercard* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah dollars
blah blah blah with blah blah blah blah dollars
Gibbs- *snickers* I love the commercial especially when they say BLAH
and then they say BLAH!
Sparrow- well Gibbs find me a crew please
Gibbs- not in the mood Sparrow
Sparrow- please....with a big fat cherry on top? *puppy dog eyes*
Gibbs- I cannot resist the puppy dog eyes! NOOOO!
--------------------------
Next morning
--------------------------
*Will and Sparrow are meeting their new crew*
Sparrow- *starts talking to the parrot* You like rum? I like RUM! Oh my
good golly gosh!
Annamaria- YOU STOLE MY DRESS!
Sparrow- With every intention to bring it back!
Annamaria- BUT YOU DIDN'T! I saw you wear it at that wedding!
--------------------------
Back to Liz
--------------------------
Liz- *sings* la la la la on the pink pearl...with a bunch of fags....la la la la
eating pie and lint la la la la
Pirate 1- You'll be dining with the captain tonight and he requests you
wear this *hands her an ugly dress with holes*
Liz- well you tell him that I dis...dis...dis..digorno to apple his request
*feels stupid*((She means those big words she uses but they mean no))
Pirate 2- He said you'd say that. He also said that if that be the case then you
be dining with the crew...and you'll be wearing this *shows her plaid
capris with a yellow tanktop*
Liz- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
--------------------------
Liz- *eats the food like a hog*
Barbossa- So it's true....you are fat....you do eat a lot
Liz- *stops eating for a second* Why yes, I do believe that is true then
*continues eating*
Barbossa- try the Fanta orange soda...and the toe lint...try that next
Liz- It's fungus! Not toe lint!
Barbossa- there is no point in killing you by making you eat fungus now.
I know how stupid you are. And because of that, we're going to use your
blood.
Liz- that is quite interesting. Maybe while you cut me you can take
some of my fat out?
Barbossa- Oh yes of course!
Liz- *tries to stab Barbossa with a roll* die die die!
Barbossa- not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Liz- *sees the freaky pirates and runs around screaming slipping on
the wet deck and goes unconscious*
--------------------------
-Sparrow and his crew are going through a fierce sandstorm-
Gibbs- wait...why is there a sandstorm in the middle of the ocean?
Will- we may never know.....
Sparrow- *spits out sand* taste like chicken!
Random crew member- awesome! *stuffs face with sand*
Gibbs- why are you in such a good mood captain?
Sparrow- because....I found my gold tooth on the floor...oh yeah and
the fact that we're catching up
--------------------------
-cuts Liz open to get the blood, Will smacks Sparrow with a squirrel-
Barbossa- the bloody girls blood didn't work! CURSE YOU! *throws Liz on
the floor*
Will- oh no! Liz's hands are tied together! I must get them untied. -gets
out a stick- if it works for Harry Potter it might work for me...here
goes nothing! ALOHOMARA! ALOHOMARA! Darnet! *gets out saw and tries to
cut it*
Barbossa- *stares at Will* son...just pull the string....
Will- ahhh for you made it too tricky!
-Will and Liz run-
Sparrow- WHEEEE! Barbossa I got off your bloody island you know why?
Because I am Jennifer Lopez....I mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
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Gibbs- where's Jack?
Will- he fell behind...
Gibbs- oh well......we'll miss the hott lad won't we crew?
*Crew altogether*AYE!
Liz- Will, I stole the pendent from you when you were a lad. Remember?
The hammer? I hit you with it.
Will- No...I don't remember...is that why I have brain damage?!
Liz- erm...well no you fell off a 2-feet high building
Will- oh dear....
Liz- yes well they didn't need my blood obviously. They needed the blood
of a hott-man
Will- *stands up* ME! The blood of a Turner!
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