The Birth of a Juke Box Hero pt.7
Last Time on Birth of a Juke Box Hero: Kid Razor helped the Avengers and the Fantastic Four deal with the Enchantress and Dr. Klaw with his rock 'n' roll-based powers. As he mused about what the Invisible Woman saw in Mr. Fantastic, he noticed Spider-Man and Wolverine tag-team against Doctor Octopus and Sabertooth. Razor knew his work was not yet done, and he still had a couple more stops to make in his first tour.
To HyperCaz: Sorry abut the battle being elongated. My intention with this was just so Razor can throw some zingers and show what he can do against some of Marvel's worst.
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"Looks like the Kid of Rock's work is not quite done." Razor sighed. He looked at the FF. "Hey guys!" The first family of superheroes looked at Razor. "You take care of Satellite-Boy over there. Yours truly has to rock a couple more people's worlds, ha ha!!" With grace that would make any martial-arts master jealous, Razor jumped over the ledge and flipped on his way down. He knew exactly where he planned to land.
"What the--?" Sabertooth looked up, only to see a pair of boot soles come down on him. "OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!" Razor landed on Sabertooth's face, then back-flipped off him, landing behind the mutant. "I hate this Razor guy." Wolverine smirked.
"I like this kid." Wolverine nodded.
"Oh shut up, runt!!" Sabertooth's healing factor cricked his neck back into place. "Ah, that felt better." He looked around. "Where is that guitar-playing, loud-mouthed little son of a OWWW!!!!" Razor smacked him from behind with his guitar.
"You forgot good-lookin', high-flyin', hard-rockin', butt-kickin', kiss-stealin', limo-ridin', and wheelin'-and-dealin', buddy. Those all describe me, cat-boy."
"Rrrr………" Sabertooth growled.
"Here, kitty! Catch!" Razor had grabbed a ball of yarn from a nearby store and he threw it at Creed.
"Oh brother!" Wolverine groaned.
"Okay, Razor's totally hot and all, but does he really think that he can stop Sabertooth with a ball of yarn?" Jubilee scratched her head in confusion.
"Oooooh………" Sabertooth grinned happily as he caught the yarn ball. "I haven't played with one of these since I was a kid. Hee hee hee." Sabertooth happily played with the yarn. Logan's jaw dropped.
"What the hell is this?" Logan asked Razor in disbelief.
"Think about it, Claw-boy." Razor smirked, crossing his arms. "He's an idiot. An idiot with a cat mutation. Cats like balls of yarn. Do the math." Razor smirked evilly at an unknowing, and a giggling Sabertooth. "Time to put this kitty to sleep." Razor then tapped his left foot on the ground, like he was getting ready to launch an attack. His left foot started glowing. As Razor tapped, his foot glowed brighter and brighter.
"What are you doing now?" Wolverine sheathed his claws.
"Watch and learn, stunt double of Tarzan." Razor snickered. Sabertooth got up. "Hey Dumbass!" Razor ran towards Sabertooth, who turned to him. "ROCKSTAR SUPERKICK!!!" Razor nailed Sabertooth with an energy-charged superkick. The energy covering Razor's left foot exploded on impact with Sabertooth's chops. The mutant menace fell and hit the ground hard.
"But mommy, I don't need to be neutered………" Sabertooth moaned dizzily.
"Now for Doctor Arms." Razor quipped, leaping into action. Spider-Man dodged Doc Ock's claws.
"Doc, ever considered therapy?" Spider-Man quipped.
"My therapy will be seeing you dead!" Doc Ock snapped.
"Not today, fat boy!" Razor responded, flying in out of nowhere and smacking the deranged scientist with a hard right. "You should always keep an eye on what's going on around you, Ock!"
"Grrr………" Doc Ock growled. "I will crush you, Kid Razor! You will learn that I am merely big-boned!" Doc Ock sent his tentacles out at Razor, only to get his tentacles webbed up by Spidey.
"Hey, I had him!" Razor snapped at Spider-Man.
"Watch and learn, kiddo." Peter Parker smirked underneath his Spider-Man mask. He pulled on the web, jerking Doc Ock towards him. Spidey webbed up Doc Ock's famous black glasses, and kicked him in the stomach, making him reel.
"AAAGHHH!!!" Doc Ock furiously tried to pull off the webs, while Kid Razor ran towards the six-armed doctor.
"Heads up, Jackass!" Razor yelled as he leapt up into the air. "HI-YA!!!" With a POW!!!, Razor smacked Doc Ock in the head with a roundhouse kick, knocking the mad scientist out.
"Nice move, Razor." Spider-Man gave a thumbs-up. Razor smirked at Spidey, flashing him the Rock On sign.
"You ain't too bad yourself, Web-dude." Razor complimented. He heard a buzzing-like noise. "What the--?" The superpowered rocker and the human arachnid turned to Doc Ock. His body was covered in an odd glow. Suddenly, he disappeared. "Bon Scott's ghost!" Razor exclaimed.
"Oh man, what was that?" Spider-Man scratched his head.
"Beats the heck out of me." Razor shrugged. Ronnie Rocker appeared next to Razor.
"Juggernaut, Sabertooth, Klaw, and the Enchantress all disappeared!" Ronnie reported. Spidey's eyes widened under his mask. Ronnie sighed.
"I know man, I know. I am a ghost. My job is to help Razor." Ronnie shrugged. "Besides, I'm kinda his sidekick. I was trapped in that guitar for a while, until Bobby released me.
"Uhm, is it safe?" Fingers asked. He, the other Firecrackers, and Jubilee approached Razor and Spider-Man. The other heroes gathered around them too.
"Jumpin' Judas Priest!" Razor grinned. "I haven't seen this many costumes since the Halloween dance at the Rock Box last year!" Razor laughed. "Nor have I seen this many hot women since then."
"Careful Razor, these babes have got bite." Ronnie laughed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jubilee screamed like a schoolgirl at the sight of Kid Razor, running up to the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll.
"Owwwww! Watch it on the ears, babe!" Razor put his fingers in his ears. "I do have superhuman hearing. Loud things sound even louder to the Kid of Rock."
"OmigodOmigodOmigodOmigodOmigodOmigod!!!" Jubilee stammered. Logan burst out laughing.
"He hates Slim, and he makes the kid drool. I like this Razor guy." Logan laughed, pointing at Razor. Razor smirked at Jubilee, making the mutant's knees buckle.
"Oh God, I don't think I can stand up." She noticed. {His smirk looks so dangerous and sexy. He's so mysterious with that colorful face paint. He knows the martial-arts, and he laughs in the face of danger. He's afraid on nothing, and no one.} Razor, still keeping his trademark smirk, whipped out an 8x10 glossy of himself and a pen from his jacket.
"Who should the Kid of Rock make it out to?" Razor asked Jubilee.
"J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J..." Jubilee tried to tell Razor her name, but she was so awestruck by Kid Razor, she couldn't get it out.
"Jubilation Lee. We call her Jubilee." Rogue laughed. She was enjoying watching this. Jubilee gave Rogue a comical-looking glare.
"Man, how does he do it?" Tommy and Alex moaned.
"Can someone tell us what's going on?" Captain America asked.
"Jubilee over here has gone completely ga-ga over Kid Razor." Wendy snickered. She then saw the Human Torch. She acted the same way Jubilee did. Rip glared at the Torch.
"You suck, man!" Rip snapped at Johnny Storm.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy..." Razor gave a deadpan look to the action. He shook his head and autographed the glossy: "To Jubilee, Keep on rockin', babe! Signed, Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor, World's Greatest Rocker!" Razor handed the glossy to Jubilee, who hugged the glossy and fainted with a happy sigh. Razor snickered. "I think the Kid of Rock is going to have to put a few hundred restraining orders on you."
"Try a few thousand." Fingers snickered. A snarl from Logan and a SNIKT!! shut the keyboard player up.
"You nearly got shish-kabobed, Fernhead." Tommy snickered.
"Up yours, Baines!" Fingers snapped.
"Hey, only I say that to him!" Alex snapped at Fingers.
"Screw you, Alex!" Tommy yelled.
"Screw YOU!!!" Alex yelled back.
"That's it! YOU DIE NOW!!!" Tommy tackled Alex and the brothers started brawling again.
{Aw man, the Brawling Baines Brothers are at it again.} Razor sighed.
"Stay away from my woman, Fire-Boy!" Rip snapped, trying to attack Johnny Storm, but the Thing was holding him back.
"Take it easy, kid." Thing chuckled. "Do you how many hearts this guy has stolen unintentionally?"
"Yeah, not my fault I have the looks of a model." Johnny Storm chuckled.
"Why have some of our enemies come here to Cleveland?" Cyclops wondered.
"Maybe they wanted to get their asses kicked." Razor smugly grinned. "They certainly came to the right man, and the right city for that!" Razor laughed.
"Considering that you are as tall as an action figure, they certainly got a shock." Jennifer Walters laughed at Razor good-naturedly. Razor glared at her. He HATED being referred to a short, and the fact that the jokes came from a woman who was nearly seven feet tall did not help.
"Watch it, Lady Green!" Razor snapped. "I maybe a couple feet shorter than you, but I can cut you down to size!!! No problem!!!"
"Man, calm down Razor." Fingers laughed. He then looked over at Storm. "YOWZA!!!" He ran over to her.
"Hey babe, has anyone ever told you that you resemble Tina Turner?" Fingers grinned, trying to be suave. Razor snickered.
{Fingers, you are a dipstick.} Razor laughed. "Hey Fernhead, why would she want you, when she could have the Ultimate Rockstar?" Razor smirked, winking at the X-Women. A wave of energy knocked the heroes and the Firecrackers off their feet. "Hey, who thew that?!?"
"I did." A demonic voice answered. The whole group turned, and saw a black-and-blue-scaled demonic-looking creature, clad in red armor like a Roman Centurion without the helmet. He had a long mane of brown hair, red eyes, and a sharp dragon-like snout. His hands were bony, ending in long sharp claws. His height was around seven foot eight.
"Who is THAT?!?" Iron Man wondered.
"I find his appearance sickening." Thor growled.
"I am Xantor, Conqueror of Dimensions." The creature bowed. "I wish to add yours to my collection."
"Maybe you try out shapeshifting." Razor quipped. "It would improve yer looks." Xantor smirked.
"Kid Razor, you call yourself. The wielder of the Power of Rock, the one thing that can destroy me. I shall destroy you first. You haven't much experience with your powers."
"Did you send Creed?" Wolverine growled. Xantor laughed.
"I sent him to along with those others to hopefully defeat Razor beforehand." Xantor replied.
"Ah, couldn't do your own dirty work, huh?" Razor crossed his arms with his trademark smirk.
"Unfortunately, you other………heroes………had to intervene." Xantor smirked. "No problem. I shall destroy you as well." Spider-Man sighed.
"Great, now I can add demons to things I fight."
"This is it, Razor." Ronnie said to Razor. "This is it. Xantor. Think you can handle him?"
"I'm tempted to let the old guys handle him, but I'm supposed to fight him." Razor held his guitar, and his smirk grew. "Xantor, consider your ass kicked!!!"
Uh oh!!! Looks like the ultimate enemy has arrived!!! Can Kid Razor and the Marvel Super Heroes defeat Xantor? Can Ronnie finally rest in peace? Will the Baines Brothers ever stop brawling? Find out in the next chapter of Birth of a Juke Box Hero!!! Suggestions welcome!!!
Last Time on Birth of a Juke Box Hero: Kid Razor helped the Avengers and the Fantastic Four deal with the Enchantress and Dr. Klaw with his rock 'n' roll-based powers. As he mused about what the Invisible Woman saw in Mr. Fantastic, he noticed Spider-Man and Wolverine tag-team against Doctor Octopus and Sabertooth. Razor knew his work was not yet done, and he still had a couple more stops to make in his first tour.
To HyperCaz: Sorry abut the battle being elongated. My intention with this was just so Razor can throw some zingers and show what he can do against some of Marvel's worst.
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"Looks like the Kid of Rock's work is not quite done." Razor sighed. He looked at the FF. "Hey guys!" The first family of superheroes looked at Razor. "You take care of Satellite-Boy over there. Yours truly has to rock a couple more people's worlds, ha ha!!" With grace that would make any martial-arts master jealous, Razor jumped over the ledge and flipped on his way down. He knew exactly where he planned to land.
"What the--?" Sabertooth looked up, only to see a pair of boot soles come down on him. "OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!" Razor landed on Sabertooth's face, then back-flipped off him, landing behind the mutant. "I hate this Razor guy." Wolverine smirked.
"I like this kid." Wolverine nodded.
"Oh shut up, runt!!" Sabertooth's healing factor cricked his neck back into place. "Ah, that felt better." He looked around. "Where is that guitar-playing, loud-mouthed little son of a OWWW!!!!" Razor smacked him from behind with his guitar.
"You forgot good-lookin', high-flyin', hard-rockin', butt-kickin', kiss-stealin', limo-ridin', and wheelin'-and-dealin', buddy. Those all describe me, cat-boy."
"Rrrr………" Sabertooth growled.
"Here, kitty! Catch!" Razor had grabbed a ball of yarn from a nearby store and he threw it at Creed.
"Oh brother!" Wolverine groaned.
"Okay, Razor's totally hot and all, but does he really think that he can stop Sabertooth with a ball of yarn?" Jubilee scratched her head in confusion.
"Oooooh………" Sabertooth grinned happily as he caught the yarn ball. "I haven't played with one of these since I was a kid. Hee hee hee." Sabertooth happily played with the yarn. Logan's jaw dropped.
"What the hell is this?" Logan asked Razor in disbelief.
"Think about it, Claw-boy." Razor smirked, crossing his arms. "He's an idiot. An idiot with a cat mutation. Cats like balls of yarn. Do the math." Razor smirked evilly at an unknowing, and a giggling Sabertooth. "Time to put this kitty to sleep." Razor then tapped his left foot on the ground, like he was getting ready to launch an attack. His left foot started glowing. As Razor tapped, his foot glowed brighter and brighter.
"What are you doing now?" Wolverine sheathed his claws.
"Watch and learn, stunt double of Tarzan." Razor snickered. Sabertooth got up. "Hey Dumbass!" Razor ran towards Sabertooth, who turned to him. "ROCKSTAR SUPERKICK!!!" Razor nailed Sabertooth with an energy-charged superkick. The energy covering Razor's left foot exploded on impact with Sabertooth's chops. The mutant menace fell and hit the ground hard.
"But mommy, I don't need to be neutered………" Sabertooth moaned dizzily.
"Now for Doctor Arms." Razor quipped, leaping into action. Spider-Man dodged Doc Ock's claws.
"Doc, ever considered therapy?" Spider-Man quipped.
"My therapy will be seeing you dead!" Doc Ock snapped.
"Not today, fat boy!" Razor responded, flying in out of nowhere and smacking the deranged scientist with a hard right. "You should always keep an eye on what's going on around you, Ock!"
"Grrr………" Doc Ock growled. "I will crush you, Kid Razor! You will learn that I am merely big-boned!" Doc Ock sent his tentacles out at Razor, only to get his tentacles webbed up by Spidey.
"Hey, I had him!" Razor snapped at Spider-Man.
"Watch and learn, kiddo." Peter Parker smirked underneath his Spider-Man mask. He pulled on the web, jerking Doc Ock towards him. Spidey webbed up Doc Ock's famous black glasses, and kicked him in the stomach, making him reel.
"AAAGHHH!!!" Doc Ock furiously tried to pull off the webs, while Kid Razor ran towards the six-armed doctor.
"Heads up, Jackass!" Razor yelled as he leapt up into the air. "HI-YA!!!" With a POW!!!, Razor smacked Doc Ock in the head with a roundhouse kick, knocking the mad scientist out.
"Nice move, Razor." Spider-Man gave a thumbs-up. Razor smirked at Spidey, flashing him the Rock On sign.
"You ain't too bad yourself, Web-dude." Razor complimented. He heard a buzzing-like noise. "What the--?" The superpowered rocker and the human arachnid turned to Doc Ock. His body was covered in an odd glow. Suddenly, he disappeared. "Bon Scott's ghost!" Razor exclaimed.
"Oh man, what was that?" Spider-Man scratched his head.
"Beats the heck out of me." Razor shrugged. Ronnie Rocker appeared next to Razor.
"Juggernaut, Sabertooth, Klaw, and the Enchantress all disappeared!" Ronnie reported. Spidey's eyes widened under his mask. Ronnie sighed.
"I know man, I know. I am a ghost. My job is to help Razor." Ronnie shrugged. "Besides, I'm kinda his sidekick. I was trapped in that guitar for a while, until Bobby released me.
"Uhm, is it safe?" Fingers asked. He, the other Firecrackers, and Jubilee approached Razor and Spider-Man. The other heroes gathered around them too.
"Jumpin' Judas Priest!" Razor grinned. "I haven't seen this many costumes since the Halloween dance at the Rock Box last year!" Razor laughed. "Nor have I seen this many hot women since then."
"Careful Razor, these babes have got bite." Ronnie laughed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jubilee screamed like a schoolgirl at the sight of Kid Razor, running up to the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll.
"Owwwww! Watch it on the ears, babe!" Razor put his fingers in his ears. "I do have superhuman hearing. Loud things sound even louder to the Kid of Rock."
"OmigodOmigodOmigodOmigodOmigodOmigod!!!" Jubilee stammered. Logan burst out laughing.
"He hates Slim, and he makes the kid drool. I like this Razor guy." Logan laughed, pointing at Razor. Razor smirked at Jubilee, making the mutant's knees buckle.
"Oh God, I don't think I can stand up." She noticed. {His smirk looks so dangerous and sexy. He's so mysterious with that colorful face paint. He knows the martial-arts, and he laughs in the face of danger. He's afraid on nothing, and no one.} Razor, still keeping his trademark smirk, whipped out an 8x10 glossy of himself and a pen from his jacket.
"Who should the Kid of Rock make it out to?" Razor asked Jubilee.
"J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J..." Jubilee tried to tell Razor her name, but she was so awestruck by Kid Razor, she couldn't get it out.
"Jubilation Lee. We call her Jubilee." Rogue laughed. She was enjoying watching this. Jubilee gave Rogue a comical-looking glare.
"Man, how does he do it?" Tommy and Alex moaned.
"Can someone tell us what's going on?" Captain America asked.
"Jubilee over here has gone completely ga-ga over Kid Razor." Wendy snickered. She then saw the Human Torch. She acted the same way Jubilee did. Rip glared at the Torch.
"You suck, man!" Rip snapped at Johnny Storm.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy..." Razor gave a deadpan look to the action. He shook his head and autographed the glossy: "To Jubilee, Keep on rockin', babe! Signed, Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor, World's Greatest Rocker!" Razor handed the glossy to Jubilee, who hugged the glossy and fainted with a happy sigh. Razor snickered. "I think the Kid of Rock is going to have to put a few hundred restraining orders on you."
"Try a few thousand." Fingers snickered. A snarl from Logan and a SNIKT!! shut the keyboard player up.
"You nearly got shish-kabobed, Fernhead." Tommy snickered.
"Up yours, Baines!" Fingers snapped.
"Hey, only I say that to him!" Alex snapped at Fingers.
"Screw you, Alex!" Tommy yelled.
"Screw YOU!!!" Alex yelled back.
"That's it! YOU DIE NOW!!!" Tommy tackled Alex and the brothers started brawling again.
{Aw man, the Brawling Baines Brothers are at it again.} Razor sighed.
"Stay away from my woman, Fire-Boy!" Rip snapped, trying to attack Johnny Storm, but the Thing was holding him back.
"Take it easy, kid." Thing chuckled. "Do you how many hearts this guy has stolen unintentionally?"
"Yeah, not my fault I have the looks of a model." Johnny Storm chuckled.
"Why have some of our enemies come here to Cleveland?" Cyclops wondered.
"Maybe they wanted to get their asses kicked." Razor smugly grinned. "They certainly came to the right man, and the right city for that!" Razor laughed.
"Considering that you are as tall as an action figure, they certainly got a shock." Jennifer Walters laughed at Razor good-naturedly. Razor glared at her. He HATED being referred to a short, and the fact that the jokes came from a woman who was nearly seven feet tall did not help.
"Watch it, Lady Green!" Razor snapped. "I maybe a couple feet shorter than you, but I can cut you down to size!!! No problem!!!"
"Man, calm down Razor." Fingers laughed. He then looked over at Storm. "YOWZA!!!" He ran over to her.
"Hey babe, has anyone ever told you that you resemble Tina Turner?" Fingers grinned, trying to be suave. Razor snickered.
{Fingers, you are a dipstick.} Razor laughed. "Hey Fernhead, why would she want you, when she could have the Ultimate Rockstar?" Razor smirked, winking at the X-Women. A wave of energy knocked the heroes and the Firecrackers off their feet. "Hey, who thew that?!?"
"I did." A demonic voice answered. The whole group turned, and saw a black-and-blue-scaled demonic-looking creature, clad in red armor like a Roman Centurion without the helmet. He had a long mane of brown hair, red eyes, and a sharp dragon-like snout. His hands were bony, ending in long sharp claws. His height was around seven foot eight.
"Who is THAT?!?" Iron Man wondered.
"I find his appearance sickening." Thor growled.
"I am Xantor, Conqueror of Dimensions." The creature bowed. "I wish to add yours to my collection."
"Maybe you try out shapeshifting." Razor quipped. "It would improve yer looks." Xantor smirked.
"Kid Razor, you call yourself. The wielder of the Power of Rock, the one thing that can destroy me. I shall destroy you first. You haven't much experience with your powers."
"Did you send Creed?" Wolverine growled. Xantor laughed.
"I sent him to along with those others to hopefully defeat Razor beforehand." Xantor replied.
"Ah, couldn't do your own dirty work, huh?" Razor crossed his arms with his trademark smirk.
"Unfortunately, you other………heroes………had to intervene." Xantor smirked. "No problem. I shall destroy you as well." Spider-Man sighed.
"Great, now I can add demons to things I fight."
"This is it, Razor." Ronnie said to Razor. "This is it. Xantor. Think you can handle him?"
"I'm tempted to let the old guys handle him, but I'm supposed to fight him." Razor held his guitar, and his smirk grew. "Xantor, consider your ass kicked!!!"
Uh oh!!! Looks like the ultimate enemy has arrived!!! Can Kid Razor and the Marvel Super Heroes defeat Xantor? Can Ronnie finally rest in peace? Will the Baines Brothers ever stop brawling? Find out in the next chapter of Birth of a Juke Box Hero!!! Suggestions welcome!!!