The Birth of a Juke Box Hero pt.8
Last Time on Birth of a Juke Box Hero: Kid Razor laid a royal smackdown on the likes of Sabertooth and Doctor Octopus. After he kicked their butts, he sort of met the other Marvel Super Heroes, and gave Jubilee an autograph. Where DID Razor get that 8x10 glossy of himself anyway? That's not important. What is important is that the demon known as Xantor has finally revealed himself. Can Kid Razor take him down? Find out next!
To Red Witch: Thanks for reviewing this story! Oh yeah, and if you want to feature Kid Razor in your stories, he's all yours. Have fun with him, and never insult any Cleveland sports teams around him. Plus, I dunno if Ronnie will ever get to rest in peace. He might, but with Razor's antics, who knows? Not even me, and I created him!
To Wizard1: I'm glad you like Kid Razor. I hope you'll continue reading my stories. PLEASE UPDATE THE MUTANT MASSACRE SOON!!!
To HyperCaz: Is Razor hot? Well, Jubilee seems to think so! I never heard of Patrick Moore. I've heard of Roger Moore, and Demi Moore, but not Patrick Moore. I'm glad you like Kid Razor. If you have any ideas for him, send 'em in.
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"You wanna rock, Xantor?" Razor charged his guitar, and pointed its head at the demon. "Alright then! Let's rock!" Razor fired a blast. The noise was like he fired a shotgun. The energy blast flew towards the demon at a very high speed.
"This will be more fun than I thought." Xantor smirked. He swatted away the blast. Thor flew into the air.
"Try my thunder, foul creature!" Thor commanded, firing a thunder blast from his hammer, known as Mjolnir.
"Even gods have fallen under me, Asgardian!" Xantor flew at an incredible speed, swatting down the Norse God of Thunder.
"Thor!" Wanda yelled in shock.
"What power..." Cap realized.
"Xantor's no picnic, Razor. What's your game plan?" Ronnie asked his charge. Razor smirked.
"Kick his ass. That's always the plan." Razor grinned, making Ronnie groan. He turned to the Firecrackers. "You guys better make like a tour bus and hit the road. This is gonna be very messy."
"You too, kid." Logan said to Jubilee.
"But Wolvie…" Jubilee begged.
"Kid, yer too young ta be facin' dimension-conquerin' demons." Logan told her. The Canadian mutant paused and blinked for a second as he remembered what he just said. "Kid, I've had you around way too long." He glared at a snickering Spidey and Razor. "Not a word."
"Ain't saying anything." Spidey raised his hands.
"No problem, Wolvie." Razor snickered. He turned to Xantor. "Hey Xantor, how many dimensions did you conquer, anyway?"
"I rule………" Xantor started.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY DIMENSIONS YOU CONQUERED!!!!" Razor interrupted suddenly and loudly. Like the ultra-cocky and fearless rocker he was, Razor charged.
"Bobby, no!" Ronnie snapped. Razor leapt up into the air, using the Power of Rock to take flight, his Van Halen Hammer all charged up. As he was about to crash into Xantor, he raised his guitar.
"How'd you like your brains: Squashed or splattered?" Razor asked as he came to Xantor's face.
"Try splattering your brains." Xantor replied. With one fell swoop, he swatted Kid Razor right out of the air.
"Razor!!" Jubilee screamed.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Razor slammed into the ground, really hard. "AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!"
"Kid, you alright?" Logan and Cap helped Razor up.
"Nobody, but NOBODY make a fool outta the Kid of Rock!" Razor yelled.
"We'd better get our butts before we get toasted. Nice seein' ya." Tommy ran out of the mall, Jubilee and the other Firecrackers behind the drummer. "I'm so gonna get me some tonight! Whoo-hoo!"
"Shut up, Tommy!" Fingers snapped as the six kids left the mall in a hurry. On the way out, they got a mike shoved in their faces by Jane Santos.
"Kids, is Razor in there? What's going on?" The Hispanic reporter asked. A grinning Fingers took the mike.
"I got this one, fellas." Fingers grinned. "Hello, ladies. My name is Daniel Carrington, but they call me Fingers. I'm young, I'm single, and I loooove to mingle."
"Gimme that!" Alex grabbed the mike. "Alex Baines here. I'm the bassist for a hot local band called the Firecrackers. All you pretty ladies can check us out, especially me, tonight at the Rock Box! WHOOO!!!!" Alex hooted. "Someone scream!!"
"I'm the freakin' keyboardist!" Fingers yelled.
"No one wants to see you, bigmouth!" Tommy snatched the mike. "Tommy Baines, the drummer of the Firecrackers here. The main attraction, the Drumstick Animal!! I play drums as fast as lightning and as hard as thunder! I'm like Thor, baby! I walk into a room, it lights up!"
"Hey I wasn't done!" Alex tried to steal the mike, but Tommy wouldn't let go.
"Mine!!"
"Mine!!"
"MIINE!!!"
"MIIIINE!!!" The mike slid out of Tommy and Alex's hands and back into Fingers's.
"Yeah!" Fingers whooped.
"GET HIM!!!" Tommy and Alex screamed. The Baines brothers then leapt on Fingers, and they all started brawling and arguing again, all in front of a bewildered Santos. Rip, Wendy, and Jubilee watched in disbelief.
"Those idiots will fight each other anywhere!" Wendy groaned.
"Man, they can't go five minutes without throwing a punch! Especially at each other!" Rip grumbled. He noticed Jubilee was staring at the mall building. Several explosions rocked the building, making people scream in fright.
"I HATE THAT KID RAZOR!!" Polanski's voice echoed.
"Razor…" She said with some worry. Rip snickered.
"Ahh, he'll be fine." Rip smiled. "You're worrying about nothing. Razor's tough. He can deal with it." He noticed Wendy stood next to Jubilee, worry on her face. "C'mon, hon. Razor will make it."
"I hope Johnny makes it out okay." Wendy said. Rip's face turned red.
"I hope Xantor kicks the Human Torch's ass but good." Rip growled jealousy.
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Inside the Cleveland Mall, the X-Men, Avengers, FF, Spider-Man, and Kid Razor all were recovering from Xantor's attack. The one who took the most punishment was the Invisible Woman, who held up a forcefield. She nearly collapsed from the strain.
"Dang, Blondie! What's the point of having psychic forcefields if you can't take a hit?" Razor groaned.
"You should consider yourself lucky, Kid Razor. You have your own forcefields." Sue Richards told the guitarist.
"At least mine don't give me migraines." Razor snickered. "You'd think after having those powers for as long as you have, you'd remember to carry some Tylenol or something with you." Razor said with a shrug and rather nonchalant tone. The Invisible Woman couldn't believe how much gall Razor had. He seemed to have an ego that was too large for his own good.
"I hope my son doesn't start looking up to him." Sue Richards groaned.
"Man, he sure knows how to start things with a bang!" Iron Man quipped as he helped some of the other heroes up.
"No kidding." Rogue agreed. "Man, mah eyes are still recoverin'!"
"That was not cool." Johnny Storm groaned.
"You all are pathetic!" Xantor laughed. "One simple attack, and you all fall like dominoes!" He flew back to the ground, landing near Razor. "And you…" He grabbed the Ultimate Rockstar. "You are the one destined to destroy me? I find that hilarious." Razor glared.
"Yeah? Well I find your face hilarious!" Razor snapped, blasting the demon with his guitar, making the monster scream.
"That mystical energy! It must hurt him badly, like he has a weakness to it!" Reed realized.
"I kinda figured that out, Rubber Band Man." Razor grumbled, rolling his eyes.
Hoo boy! The Marvel Super Heroes are in big trouble, especially with the fact that Kid Razor is the only one who has a weapon that can really wound Xantor! Can Marvel's Greatest beat the demon, or are they toast? Will the Baines Brothers ever stop fighting? Will Rip ever stop being jealous of the Human Torch? Find out in the next chapter!
Last Time on Birth of a Juke Box Hero: Kid Razor laid a royal smackdown on the likes of Sabertooth and Doctor Octopus. After he kicked their butts, he sort of met the other Marvel Super Heroes, and gave Jubilee an autograph. Where DID Razor get that 8x10 glossy of himself anyway? That's not important. What is important is that the demon known as Xantor has finally revealed himself. Can Kid Razor take him down? Find out next!
To Red Witch: Thanks for reviewing this story! Oh yeah, and if you want to feature Kid Razor in your stories, he's all yours. Have fun with him, and never insult any Cleveland sports teams around him. Plus, I dunno if Ronnie will ever get to rest in peace. He might, but with Razor's antics, who knows? Not even me, and I created him!
To Wizard1: I'm glad you like Kid Razor. I hope you'll continue reading my stories. PLEASE UPDATE THE MUTANT MASSACRE SOON!!!
To HyperCaz: Is Razor hot? Well, Jubilee seems to think so! I never heard of Patrick Moore. I've heard of Roger Moore, and Demi Moore, but not Patrick Moore. I'm glad you like Kid Razor. If you have any ideas for him, send 'em in.
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"You wanna rock, Xantor?" Razor charged his guitar, and pointed its head at the demon. "Alright then! Let's rock!" Razor fired a blast. The noise was like he fired a shotgun. The energy blast flew towards the demon at a very high speed.
"This will be more fun than I thought." Xantor smirked. He swatted away the blast. Thor flew into the air.
"Try my thunder, foul creature!" Thor commanded, firing a thunder blast from his hammer, known as Mjolnir.
"Even gods have fallen under me, Asgardian!" Xantor flew at an incredible speed, swatting down the Norse God of Thunder.
"Thor!" Wanda yelled in shock.
"What power..." Cap realized.
"Xantor's no picnic, Razor. What's your game plan?" Ronnie asked his charge. Razor smirked.
"Kick his ass. That's always the plan." Razor grinned, making Ronnie groan. He turned to the Firecrackers. "You guys better make like a tour bus and hit the road. This is gonna be very messy."
"You too, kid." Logan said to Jubilee.
"But Wolvie…" Jubilee begged.
"Kid, yer too young ta be facin' dimension-conquerin' demons." Logan told her. The Canadian mutant paused and blinked for a second as he remembered what he just said. "Kid, I've had you around way too long." He glared at a snickering Spidey and Razor. "Not a word."
"Ain't saying anything." Spidey raised his hands.
"No problem, Wolvie." Razor snickered. He turned to Xantor. "Hey Xantor, how many dimensions did you conquer, anyway?"
"I rule………" Xantor started.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY DIMENSIONS YOU CONQUERED!!!!" Razor interrupted suddenly and loudly. Like the ultra-cocky and fearless rocker he was, Razor charged.
"Bobby, no!" Ronnie snapped. Razor leapt up into the air, using the Power of Rock to take flight, his Van Halen Hammer all charged up. As he was about to crash into Xantor, he raised his guitar.
"How'd you like your brains: Squashed or splattered?" Razor asked as he came to Xantor's face.
"Try splattering your brains." Xantor replied. With one fell swoop, he swatted Kid Razor right out of the air.
"Razor!!" Jubilee screamed.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Razor slammed into the ground, really hard. "AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!"
"Kid, you alright?" Logan and Cap helped Razor up.
"Nobody, but NOBODY make a fool outta the Kid of Rock!" Razor yelled.
"We'd better get our butts before we get toasted. Nice seein' ya." Tommy ran out of the mall, Jubilee and the other Firecrackers behind the drummer. "I'm so gonna get me some tonight! Whoo-hoo!"
"Shut up, Tommy!" Fingers snapped as the six kids left the mall in a hurry. On the way out, they got a mike shoved in their faces by Jane Santos.
"Kids, is Razor in there? What's going on?" The Hispanic reporter asked. A grinning Fingers took the mike.
"I got this one, fellas." Fingers grinned. "Hello, ladies. My name is Daniel Carrington, but they call me Fingers. I'm young, I'm single, and I loooove to mingle."
"Gimme that!" Alex grabbed the mike. "Alex Baines here. I'm the bassist for a hot local band called the Firecrackers. All you pretty ladies can check us out, especially me, tonight at the Rock Box! WHOOO!!!!" Alex hooted. "Someone scream!!"
"I'm the freakin' keyboardist!" Fingers yelled.
"No one wants to see you, bigmouth!" Tommy snatched the mike. "Tommy Baines, the drummer of the Firecrackers here. The main attraction, the Drumstick Animal!! I play drums as fast as lightning and as hard as thunder! I'm like Thor, baby! I walk into a room, it lights up!"
"Hey I wasn't done!" Alex tried to steal the mike, but Tommy wouldn't let go.
"Mine!!"
"Mine!!"
"MIINE!!!"
"MIIIINE!!!" The mike slid out of Tommy and Alex's hands and back into Fingers's.
"Yeah!" Fingers whooped.
"GET HIM!!!" Tommy and Alex screamed. The Baines brothers then leapt on Fingers, and they all started brawling and arguing again, all in front of a bewildered Santos. Rip, Wendy, and Jubilee watched in disbelief.
"Those idiots will fight each other anywhere!" Wendy groaned.
"Man, they can't go five minutes without throwing a punch! Especially at each other!" Rip grumbled. He noticed Jubilee was staring at the mall building. Several explosions rocked the building, making people scream in fright.
"I HATE THAT KID RAZOR!!" Polanski's voice echoed.
"Razor…" She said with some worry. Rip snickered.
"Ahh, he'll be fine." Rip smiled. "You're worrying about nothing. Razor's tough. He can deal with it." He noticed Wendy stood next to Jubilee, worry on her face. "C'mon, hon. Razor will make it."
"I hope Johnny makes it out okay." Wendy said. Rip's face turned red.
"I hope Xantor kicks the Human Torch's ass but good." Rip growled jealousy.
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Inside the Cleveland Mall, the X-Men, Avengers, FF, Spider-Man, and Kid Razor all were recovering from Xantor's attack. The one who took the most punishment was the Invisible Woman, who held up a forcefield. She nearly collapsed from the strain.
"Dang, Blondie! What's the point of having psychic forcefields if you can't take a hit?" Razor groaned.
"You should consider yourself lucky, Kid Razor. You have your own forcefields." Sue Richards told the guitarist.
"At least mine don't give me migraines." Razor snickered. "You'd think after having those powers for as long as you have, you'd remember to carry some Tylenol or something with you." Razor said with a shrug and rather nonchalant tone. The Invisible Woman couldn't believe how much gall Razor had. He seemed to have an ego that was too large for his own good.
"I hope my son doesn't start looking up to him." Sue Richards groaned.
"Man, he sure knows how to start things with a bang!" Iron Man quipped as he helped some of the other heroes up.
"No kidding." Rogue agreed. "Man, mah eyes are still recoverin'!"
"That was not cool." Johnny Storm groaned.
"You all are pathetic!" Xantor laughed. "One simple attack, and you all fall like dominoes!" He flew back to the ground, landing near Razor. "And you…" He grabbed the Ultimate Rockstar. "You are the one destined to destroy me? I find that hilarious." Razor glared.
"Yeah? Well I find your face hilarious!" Razor snapped, blasting the demon with his guitar, making the monster scream.
"That mystical energy! It must hurt him badly, like he has a weakness to it!" Reed realized.
"I kinda figured that out, Rubber Band Man." Razor grumbled, rolling his eyes.
Hoo boy! The Marvel Super Heroes are in big trouble, especially with the fact that Kid Razor is the only one who has a weapon that can really wound Xantor! Can Marvel's Greatest beat the demon, or are they toast? Will the Baines Brothers ever stop fighting? Will Rip ever stop being jealous of the Human Torch? Find out in the next chapter!