The Birth of a Juke Box Hero pt.12
To Wizard1: Here's a new chapter for you! Yeah, Razor will take time out of a fight to check out the pretty girls. What are the people of Cleveland thinking? I don't know. Guess we'll find out!
To Aaron: Yeah, Razor will do that around a pretty woman. HBK put out one heroic effort at the Survivor Series, but alas, it wasn't enough to save Stone Cold. Razor's glad to hear you're a fan.
To HyperCaz: Glad you love the story so far!! Keep on reading!!
To Red Witch: Well, what are the people of Cleveland doing? Let's find out, shall we?
Previously on Birth of a Juke Box Hero: The battle between Kid Razor and Xantor continued on in the pocket dimension. When Xantor transformed into the red-and-black symbiotic killer known as Carnage, Razor got a chance to turn the tables, and he did, blasting Xantor with his Bon Jovi Booster. Razor celebrated, obviously forgetting to finish the job. Had Xantor prepped an ambush? What happens now? Find out next!
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"GAHHHHH!!!!!" Kid Razor growled as a long tongue wrapped around his throat. Xantor went to his feet and morphed into Venom. Razor grunted in disgust. "Aw c'mon!! This is sick!!"
"I see you're not into tongue." Xantor joked.
"Not with you, pal!" Razor sneered. He blasted Xantor again, making the fake Venom howl in pain and let go of Razor. Xantor transformed into War Machine.
"HEY!!!!" Iron Man hollered angrily. The morphed Xantor let the blasts fly from his armor.
"How...stupid." Razor noted, using his superior reflexes and agility to cartwheel his way through the hail of bullets, beams, and energy blasts. "Man, you play for keeps!"
"And unlike the real War Machine, I never run out of ammo!" Xantor laughed, his voice mechanically distorted by the helmet's internal mechanisms.
"Uh-huh." Razor nodded non-chalantly. "And the Invisible Woman isn't a M.I.L.F."
"HEY!!!!"
"Well, you are!" Razor called to the former actress, shrugging.
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"I can't believe I'm seeing this." Rip shook his head.
"Neither am I." Tommy agreed. Fingers, Alex, and Wendy were laughing. Jubilee just scratched her head.
"Is everyone in Cleveland like this?" She wondered. A homeless guy had swiped a megaphone from a ticked-off Sgt. Polanski, and set up a chalkboard on top of a news van. He proceeded to draw up a betting board on it, and he was now taking bets.
"Give me my megaphone!" Polanski snapped, but someone accidentally whacked him with their cane, knocking him over a police cruiser. "Ow!"
"Okay, I got $300 bucks on Razor making the Scarlet Witch scream his name!" The homeless man called. "I got $300 on him smacking Mr. Fantastic in the face!" The crowd's laughing and tittering continued.
"I still say he's the Hulk's little brother!"
"Did Kid Razor really shoot J.R.?"
"He couldn't have shot J.R.! I shot J.R.!" Another voice yelled loudly. "I SHOT HIM REAL GOOD!!!"
"$800 on Kid Razor punching out Captain America!"
"He wouldn't do that! He ain't stupid!"
"$200 on Kid Razor punking out Wolverine!"
"Oh now that's just plain STUPID!!!" Jubilee gulped.
"$1,000 on something exploding!"
"This is Cleveland! We had Howard the Duck here back in the day! We have the rock fan's Mecca in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame! Of course something's gonna get blown up!"
"Like the time the old library exploded?"
"It was condemned, stupid!" Another voice snapped. "It was supposed to explode!"
"$30 on Kid Razor taking me out on a date!" The red-haired punk girl grinned.
"Like that'll happen!" Jubilee glared.
"Calm down, Jubes." Fingers grinned.
"Where'd Kid Razor get that awesome guitar? I want one!" A biker called out.
"$500 on Kid Razor kicking the Thing in the butt!"
"The only way he'd do that was if he wanted his foot broken!" A laughing smart-alec grinned.
"What do you think, Jubes?" A laughing Wendy wondered.
"I think Razor's going to save the day, then sweep me off my feet." Jubilee sighed happily. Fingers grumbled. "I wish I had some money."
"Be grateful you don't." Fingers grumbled. He then heard a few citizens arguing.
"Shut your mouth! You're a filthy hippie!"
"I am not a hippie, you Communist! Just because I don't eat meat, that does NOT mean I'm a hippie!"
"Yeah it does!"
"It does not, you DUMB F&#@!!!!" A fistfight broke out.
"I hate this town." Polanski banged his head on his car hood. "I really hate this town!"
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Kid Razor's eyes widened as he saw the Blob come down from the sky.
"Uh-oh! Fat-Ass going down!! Bombs Away!!!" Razor flipped out of the way in time. The Blob came crashing down with a KABLAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
"Ooh man, that hurt." Xantor moaned as he morphed back into his true self. Razor charged and nailed Xantor with a Power-of-Rock-charged baseball slide, making Xantor knock into a dome wall.
"And Kid Razor hits home plate, BAY-BEE!!!" Razor laughed, jumping to his feet.
"Grrrrrrr..." Xantor growled, morphing into a very obscure Spider-Man villain: The Leap Frog. Razor threw his hands up in disbelief.
"You gotta be kidding!" Razor shook his head in disbelief. Spidey laughed his head off.
"Oh he is desperate now!" Spidey laughed. "The Leap Frog! Oh puh-leaze! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Even the Legion of Losers weren't as big losers as this guy was!" The Leap Frog leaped real high into the air.
"I don't think so." Razor smirked. He fired off a Bon Jovi Booster, going straight up, slamming into Xantor, and then into the dome ceiling. The ceiling crackled with energy as it appeared to strain in an attempt to keep Razor and Xantor in.
"Look out!" Rogue called. The heroes backed away and the dome exploded.
"Wow!" Beast said with amazement.
"That was better than my bicentennial concert!" Ronnie grinned, remembering his concert on July 4, 1976. Kid Razo and Xantor appeared. The black demon looked like he had almost been completely disintegrated by the Power of Rock.
"Now ta finish yer CANDY ASS OFF!!!" Razor preeped for one last blast. "Sayonara, sucker!"
"I don't think so!" Xantor fired his eye beams at Razor, but the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll easily blocked them using his indestructible guitar.
"Round three, dipstick. Round three." Razor smirked.
Man, this fight will never end, will it? Can Kid Razor beat Xantor? What more insanity will the people of Cleveland get involved? Will Sgt. Polanski get driven completely nuts? Find out in the next chapter of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero!"
To Wizard1: Here's a new chapter for you! Yeah, Razor will take time out of a fight to check out the pretty girls. What are the people of Cleveland thinking? I don't know. Guess we'll find out!
To Aaron: Yeah, Razor will do that around a pretty woman. HBK put out one heroic effort at the Survivor Series, but alas, it wasn't enough to save Stone Cold. Razor's glad to hear you're a fan.
To HyperCaz: Glad you love the story so far!! Keep on reading!!
To Red Witch: Well, what are the people of Cleveland doing? Let's find out, shall we?
Previously on Birth of a Juke Box Hero: The battle between Kid Razor and Xantor continued on in the pocket dimension. When Xantor transformed into the red-and-black symbiotic killer known as Carnage, Razor got a chance to turn the tables, and he did, blasting Xantor with his Bon Jovi Booster. Razor celebrated, obviously forgetting to finish the job. Had Xantor prepped an ambush? What happens now? Find out next!
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"GAHHHHH!!!!!" Kid Razor growled as a long tongue wrapped around his throat. Xantor went to his feet and morphed into Venom. Razor grunted in disgust. "Aw c'mon!! This is sick!!"
"I see you're not into tongue." Xantor joked.
"Not with you, pal!" Razor sneered. He blasted Xantor again, making the fake Venom howl in pain and let go of Razor. Xantor transformed into War Machine.
"HEY!!!!" Iron Man hollered angrily. The morphed Xantor let the blasts fly from his armor.
"How...stupid." Razor noted, using his superior reflexes and agility to cartwheel his way through the hail of bullets, beams, and energy blasts. "Man, you play for keeps!"
"And unlike the real War Machine, I never run out of ammo!" Xantor laughed, his voice mechanically distorted by the helmet's internal mechanisms.
"Uh-huh." Razor nodded non-chalantly. "And the Invisible Woman isn't a M.I.L.F."
"HEY!!!!"
"Well, you are!" Razor called to the former actress, shrugging.
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"I can't believe I'm seeing this." Rip shook his head.
"Neither am I." Tommy agreed. Fingers, Alex, and Wendy were laughing. Jubilee just scratched her head.
"Is everyone in Cleveland like this?" She wondered. A homeless guy had swiped a megaphone from a ticked-off Sgt. Polanski, and set up a chalkboard on top of a news van. He proceeded to draw up a betting board on it, and he was now taking bets.
"Give me my megaphone!" Polanski snapped, but someone accidentally whacked him with their cane, knocking him over a police cruiser. "Ow!"
"Okay, I got $300 bucks on Razor making the Scarlet Witch scream his name!" The homeless man called. "I got $300 on him smacking Mr. Fantastic in the face!" The crowd's laughing and tittering continued.
"I still say he's the Hulk's little brother!"
"Did Kid Razor really shoot J.R.?"
"He couldn't have shot J.R.! I shot J.R.!" Another voice yelled loudly. "I SHOT HIM REAL GOOD!!!"
"$800 on Kid Razor punching out Captain America!"
"He wouldn't do that! He ain't stupid!"
"$200 on Kid Razor punking out Wolverine!"
"Oh now that's just plain STUPID!!!" Jubilee gulped.
"$1,000 on something exploding!"
"This is Cleveland! We had Howard the Duck here back in the day! We have the rock fan's Mecca in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame! Of course something's gonna get blown up!"
"Like the time the old library exploded?"
"It was condemned, stupid!" Another voice snapped. "It was supposed to explode!"
"$30 on Kid Razor taking me out on a date!" The red-haired punk girl grinned.
"Like that'll happen!" Jubilee glared.
"Calm down, Jubes." Fingers grinned.
"Where'd Kid Razor get that awesome guitar? I want one!" A biker called out.
"$500 on Kid Razor kicking the Thing in the butt!"
"The only way he'd do that was if he wanted his foot broken!" A laughing smart-alec grinned.
"What do you think, Jubes?" A laughing Wendy wondered.
"I think Razor's going to save the day, then sweep me off my feet." Jubilee sighed happily. Fingers grumbled. "I wish I had some money."
"Be grateful you don't." Fingers grumbled. He then heard a few citizens arguing.
"Shut your mouth! You're a filthy hippie!"
"I am not a hippie, you Communist! Just because I don't eat meat, that does NOT mean I'm a hippie!"
"Yeah it does!"
"It does not, you DUMB F&#@!!!!" A fistfight broke out.
"I hate this town." Polanski banged his head on his car hood. "I really hate this town!"
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Kid Razor's eyes widened as he saw the Blob come down from the sky.
"Uh-oh! Fat-Ass going down!! Bombs Away!!!" Razor flipped out of the way in time. The Blob came crashing down with a KABLAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
"Ooh man, that hurt." Xantor moaned as he morphed back into his true self. Razor charged and nailed Xantor with a Power-of-Rock-charged baseball slide, making Xantor knock into a dome wall.
"And Kid Razor hits home plate, BAY-BEE!!!" Razor laughed, jumping to his feet.
"Grrrrrrr..." Xantor growled, morphing into a very obscure Spider-Man villain: The Leap Frog. Razor threw his hands up in disbelief.
"You gotta be kidding!" Razor shook his head in disbelief. Spidey laughed his head off.
"Oh he is desperate now!" Spidey laughed. "The Leap Frog! Oh puh-leaze! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Even the Legion of Losers weren't as big losers as this guy was!" The Leap Frog leaped real high into the air.
"I don't think so." Razor smirked. He fired off a Bon Jovi Booster, going straight up, slamming into Xantor, and then into the dome ceiling. The ceiling crackled with energy as it appeared to strain in an attempt to keep Razor and Xantor in.
"Look out!" Rogue called. The heroes backed away and the dome exploded.
"Wow!" Beast said with amazement.
"That was better than my bicentennial concert!" Ronnie grinned, remembering his concert on July 4, 1976. Kid Razo and Xantor appeared. The black demon looked like he had almost been completely disintegrated by the Power of Rock.
"Now ta finish yer CANDY ASS OFF!!!" Razor preeped for one last blast. "Sayonara, sucker!"
"I don't think so!" Xantor fired his eye beams at Razor, but the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll easily blocked them using his indestructible guitar.
"Round three, dipstick. Round three." Razor smirked.
Man, this fight will never end, will it? Can Kid Razor beat Xantor? What more insanity will the people of Cleveland get involved? Will Sgt. Polanski get driven completely nuts? Find out in the next chapter of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero!"