R.L.: ahoy!
Ragetti: ahoy!
Pintel: eh.
R.L.: don' mind 'im.'e's mad 'cause I 'aven't made a story fer 'im yet! Rum and a sundae ter Pantherpiller! Thanks fer the review!
Regetti: Thank you! We'll make sure ter...ter....wot was it again?
Pintel: ter add meh more, ye idiot!
R.L.: Read an' review!
~*~*~*~*~
On deck, Emily heard a noise right behind her as she was opening the mast. She turned around and saw Ragetti's eye rolling towards her just as she heard a thud.
"Get 'im good!"
"Make 'is other eye come out!"
"Hey! Stop that!" Emily cried while running over to the group. "If ye need ter fight anyone, fight meh ye idiots!"
"We ain't allowed to hit ye. Yer under the protection of parley."
"Tha's Elizabeth, over there. I didn't call it. Fight meh-I've been looking for a good fight fer eight years," Emily said while popping her fists.
"Fine."
The first pirate took a swing but she ducked and countered. A second pirate successfully hit her in the jaw and her eye flew out. They continued the fight until Emily fell to the ground and was unable to get back up. It was like that every day for two weeks. Then they met up Jack Sparrow on the island that had the cursed treasure. "Oy! What are ye doin' ter me daughter?" Jack demanded one day when he saw Emily getting beat up again. "She lets us fight 'er so we won' 'urt Ragetti," Koehler said. "Emily! Yer crazy!" Jack cried. "No, dad! I'm fine! Seriously! I don' feel a thing!" Emily said. "Right! Tell tha' to the blood dribbling from yer mouth and the bruises around yer eyes!" "Eye, actually," Emily said. "My left one was destroyed." "But-?" Emily was socked in the jaw. She fell to the ground and her glass eye came free. "She's done. She can' even sit up," Koehler said. Emily managed to get to her feet and walked to the doorway leading down to the crew's cabins. "Where are ye going?" Jack demanded. "To me cabin-Ragetti's gunna fix meh up." Just as Emily said, Ragetti fixed her up. When they came up twenty minutes later, she still had her bruises and sore limbs, but she was bandaged and wasn't bleeding anymore. Also, she had her wooden eye in. "See? 'E fixed meh up!" Emily laughed. "Hey! We're coming up on tha' ship!" "You are not going to do battle!" Jack said. "Yer injured enough." "Dad!" "Tha's an order!" "But I can hold a sword! I can shoot a gun!" "No. Now go to yer cabin!" Emily went to her cabin.
"Not fair.everyone else gets ter fight!" she mumbled ten minutes later. Then, a hole was blasted no more than five feet in front of her. "What the?" she said as she pulled on a fork. It came out with her wooden eye attached to it. She looked through the hole and shouted, "STOP BLOWIN' HOLES IN ME SHIP!" She pulled out her gun and started shooting at the opposite ship. "Bloody gun!" she growled when she ran out of bullets. "Whoa!" The ship was hit by another blast. The book on Greece fell from the shelf and hit her on the head. She was knocked out.
"Emily? Emily? Are you down 'ere?" Ragetti asked an hour later as he opened the cabin door. "Ah!" he cried when he saw her unconscious on the ground. He picked her up and shook her. "Ugh." she groaned as her eyes opened. "Oy.tha' book ye got.it nearly killed meh." Ragetti smiled as Emily groped around for one of her eyes. "Ye still 'ave yer wooden one in, mate,' he laughed. The door opened again and Pintel walked in. "Eh?" he said. "'Is bloody book conked meh out," Emily said. "An' it 'urt.a lot." "Ye alright?" Pintel asked. "Yeah. 'Ho won the battle?" "We did," Pintel answered. "Good!" "And Elizabeth and Jack are marooned on an island!" Ragetti said. "WHAT? NOT AGAIN!" Emily cried. "An' we're goin' back ter the island, 'cause we 'ave the right person now!" Pintel said.
Pintel: eh.
R.L.: don' mind 'im.'e's mad 'cause I 'aven't made a story fer 'im yet! Rum and a sundae ter Pantherpiller! Thanks fer the review!
Regetti: Thank you! We'll make sure ter...ter....wot was it again?
Pintel: ter add meh more, ye idiot!
R.L.: Read an' review!
~*~*~*~*~
On deck, Emily heard a noise right behind her as she was opening the mast. She turned around and saw Ragetti's eye rolling towards her just as she heard a thud.
"Get 'im good!"
"Make 'is other eye come out!"
"Hey! Stop that!" Emily cried while running over to the group. "If ye need ter fight anyone, fight meh ye idiots!"
"We ain't allowed to hit ye. Yer under the protection of parley."
"Tha's Elizabeth, over there. I didn't call it. Fight meh-I've been looking for a good fight fer eight years," Emily said while popping her fists.
"Fine."
The first pirate took a swing but she ducked and countered. A second pirate successfully hit her in the jaw and her eye flew out. They continued the fight until Emily fell to the ground and was unable to get back up. It was like that every day for two weeks. Then they met up Jack Sparrow on the island that had the cursed treasure. "Oy! What are ye doin' ter me daughter?" Jack demanded one day when he saw Emily getting beat up again. "She lets us fight 'er so we won' 'urt Ragetti," Koehler said. "Emily! Yer crazy!" Jack cried. "No, dad! I'm fine! Seriously! I don' feel a thing!" Emily said. "Right! Tell tha' to the blood dribbling from yer mouth and the bruises around yer eyes!" "Eye, actually," Emily said. "My left one was destroyed." "But-?" Emily was socked in the jaw. She fell to the ground and her glass eye came free. "She's done. She can' even sit up," Koehler said. Emily managed to get to her feet and walked to the doorway leading down to the crew's cabins. "Where are ye going?" Jack demanded. "To me cabin-Ragetti's gunna fix meh up." Just as Emily said, Ragetti fixed her up. When they came up twenty minutes later, she still had her bruises and sore limbs, but she was bandaged and wasn't bleeding anymore. Also, she had her wooden eye in. "See? 'E fixed meh up!" Emily laughed. "Hey! We're coming up on tha' ship!" "You are not going to do battle!" Jack said. "Yer injured enough." "Dad!" "Tha's an order!" "But I can hold a sword! I can shoot a gun!" "No. Now go to yer cabin!" Emily went to her cabin.
"Not fair.everyone else gets ter fight!" she mumbled ten minutes later. Then, a hole was blasted no more than five feet in front of her. "What the?" she said as she pulled on a fork. It came out with her wooden eye attached to it. She looked through the hole and shouted, "STOP BLOWIN' HOLES IN ME SHIP!" She pulled out her gun and started shooting at the opposite ship. "Bloody gun!" she growled when she ran out of bullets. "Whoa!" The ship was hit by another blast. The book on Greece fell from the shelf and hit her on the head. She was knocked out.
"Emily? Emily? Are you down 'ere?" Ragetti asked an hour later as he opened the cabin door. "Ah!" he cried when he saw her unconscious on the ground. He picked her up and shook her. "Ugh." she groaned as her eyes opened. "Oy.tha' book ye got.it nearly killed meh." Ragetti smiled as Emily groped around for one of her eyes. "Ye still 'ave yer wooden one in, mate,' he laughed. The door opened again and Pintel walked in. "Eh?" he said. "'Is bloody book conked meh out," Emily said. "An' it 'urt.a lot." "Ye alright?" Pintel asked. "Yeah. 'Ho won the battle?" "We did," Pintel answered. "Good!" "And Elizabeth and Jack are marooned on an island!" Ragetti said. "WHAT? NOT AGAIN!" Emily cried. "An' we're goin' back ter the island, 'cause we 'ave the right person now!" Pintel said.