R.L: rum an' sundaes ter Rambles, Ragetti rocks!!! an' zeldagrl436! Thanks fer the reviews!

Ragetti: thank you! *huge grin*

Pintel: when a am I gunna get mention?

R.L.: Um..

Ragetti: This chapter.

R.L.: yes, this 'ere chapta!

Ragetti: r&R!

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By the next night, they were back at the island. But the navy was waiting for them outside and Jack had told them that, for they rescued him.

"Take a walk, boys,' Barbossa laughed.

As Emily and Ragetti were about to leave, Koehler stopped them with a parasol and an evil grin.

"This is just great! I 'ave ter wear a bloody dress!" Emily mumbled as Ragetti rowed the boat.

"This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy...'cept they was in a horse instead of dresses. Wooden 'orse," Ragetti said cheerfully.

Emily rolled her eye.

Meanwhile, while they were being a distraction for the Black Pearl pirates, Elizabeth was freeing the prisoners on the Black Pearl.

"Miss Elizabeth! Where's yer friend?' Gibbs asked.

"In that cave."

In the cave, Jack and Barbossa were dueling while Will fought three different pirates.

"You're outta luck here, Sparrow-Here there be monsters!" Barbossa laughed.

"I know,' Jack laughed back.

"Will ye quit that?' Emily asked as Ragetti made girly noises at the Navy. "I already feel awkward in this dress!"

"Ye look nice, though,' Ragetti said while turning around, and in the process, knocking his parasol into the water.

"Ragetti!" Emily cried when she saw a Navy officer lower the telescope.

He picked up his gun and shot at the officer.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean ter!" he cried.

"Shh! Don' let 'em hear ye!" Emily said while trying not to cry out. The moonlight had caused Ragetti's body to become a rotting corpse. "Please put the parasol over yer self!"

"Oops....." He covered himself again with Emily's parasol.

"Thank ye."

When they got on the ship, Emily grabbed a cannon ball and loaded it into the cannon.

"'And meh tha' candle!" she said quickly. Ragetti did as he was told and Emily lit the cannon.

The cannon sent the cannon ball into the small fleet of rowboats.

"Up top!" Ragetti said.

"You go ahead-I could get 'urt."

"Right-don' wan' tha'."

Ragetti ran up to the deck and started fighting while Emily kept shooting the cannon. Pintel came down and helped by handing her the cannon balls.

Then, twenty minutes later, they heard officers coming down.

"Oy! Get 'em!" one of them said.

"Leave the girl alone! She was forced to do all of this!"

"Elizabeth!" Emily said. "Don' listen ter her!"

"She's innocent. Let her go."

The officers left with Pintel in irons.

"'Lizabeth! Why'd ye do tha'? Ye know I'm not innocent!"

"You are a young lady. You still have plenty of time to change your ways."

"All hope is lost for meh of ever becomin' a young lady like ye. Ye know tha' me love is the sea-"

"And Ragetti.'

"Yes, and Ragetti. Anyway, I'm meant ter sail the seven sees an'-An' what is Ragetti's book on Greece doin' over 'ere? Ah.must've fallen out of 'is dress..."

"He can read?"

"Nah. I read it ter 'im."

"So you can read. How well?"

"I dunno...I read the biggest book in yer library once or twice."

"Really?"

"Yep. No' very interesting, though."

"Read this to me."

"Why?"

"It's a long way back to Port Royal. I need to have someone keep me occupied."

"Get comfy.....it's a long book."

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R.L.: I know, the caps of the otha scenes were kinda lame, but it 'as midnight when I wrote tha'...

Ragetti: yeah.....she 'as dead tired...she wasn' dead, though, jus' really-

Pintel: shut up.....they know, you dolt!

R.L.: be nice, boys! ,lease review!