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What the Hell is Going On!
Author's Note: Yeah, yeah. I know I haven't updated in quite a while. So, for your incredible patience, I have given you a new chapter! Yippee! * Ahem * Well, anyway, I just really hope that all of you people appreciate my hard work. It's not easy to update your fics! (Especially if your parents have total control over your computer time.) So, if I read you stories and I don't review them or read them thoroughly, I'm truly sorry. Please take all of your anger out on me and I will use my wonderful author powers to use those flames to burn Tomoe. Isn't that great? Well, enough talk. On with the story!
By: thunder sister
Chapter 6: Shishio and Cartwheels
~~~No more previous chapter section!
Sanosuke asked," Yo, do you have your P.E. locker yet?"
Soujiro looked nervous," No. Do I have to?" He looked at Sanosuke.
"Well, duh," Sanosuke said sarcastically," But don't worry. We could always ask the boys' head gym coach." Soujiro nodded with relief. "Let's go." Sanosuke led Soujiro to the gym office.
~~~
As they went in, Soujiro's eyes widened. He thought,' Shi- Shishio-san!' Shishio's eyes were unmoving however.
Sanosuke didn't notice so he said," Yo! Shishio, Sou here needs a P.E. locker."
Shishio propped his elbows on his desk. "I see," he said casually," Sanosuke, go to your class. I'll deal with Soujiro here."
Sanosuke nodded and then left to his class.
Soujiro and Shishio just stayed there, staring in their moment of comfortable silence. (Don't worry! I repeat: There will be no yaoi or yuri in this fic or in any other fic I make up! If there is yaoi or yuri in yours, I don't care! Thank you.)
"I see that you are now in this school,' Shishio said, trying to create conversation with his old companion," did someone help you get around or did you roam around in a lost manner? I'd hate for you to get lost." He smiled. (Shishio smile. It's kind of scary, don't you think?)
Soujiro chuckled," no, I asked someone to help me. Thankfully, that person has every single class with me. She's very nice and pretty. It seems as though she can be able to be friends with anyone in the world."
"Oh?" asked Shishio, raising his eyebrow," Did you happen to get her name?"
"Yeah," Soujiro said, obviously very happy of the thought of being with Kaoru," Her name is Kamiya Kaoru. You're her uncle. Am I right?"
As soon as Soujiro mentioned 'Kamiya Kaoru', Shishio's face brightened up with amusement and a light bulb lit above his head. (Just imagine that picture. Funny, isn't it?) 'Kamiya Kaoru, eh?' he thought,' I saw Kenshin with another girl this morning and Kaoru-chan saw it then ran away. Hopefully, my Tenken will be able to replace that good-for-nothing Kenshin. I knew I should have said no when she told me about her relationship with Kenshin.' "Soujiro. " Shishio said, obviously hesitant in what he was about to say.
"Hm?" Soujiro asked.
"Soujiro," he repeated," did she tell you about Kenshin?" Soujiro nodded and Shishio smiled approvingly. "Ok, I'll give you a P.E. locker tomorrow. Right now, just put these on and go to your class. I reserved them for you since I already know your sizes. By the way, do you know where your class is?"
Soujiro shook his head and said," No, but Kaoru-chan said that she will show me around the place." He smiled as he took the gym clothes and went to the boys' locker room.
Shishio looked at Soujiro as he headed out of the office. 'Kaoru-chan,' Shishio thought,' this is going to be easier. I'm sure all of Kaoru-chan's teachers have seen Tomoe and Kenshin this morning. They are most likely planning to do something about this at this precise moment. Oh, well. I better talk to them at nutrition* and lunch.'
(At my school, it's called nutrition, not lunch.)
~~~
Soujiro walked down the hall and noticed a sign above the door. It said: Through these doors walk the finest boys in the world.
(Seriously, at my school, that's what it says. Just don't ask me how I know. I have my resources. Heh heh heh. ^_~)
Soujiro sighed and thought,' Yeah, right.'
As he walked out the doors, he saw Kaoru leaning against the wall. She was staring at the morning sky. Her eyes, they're so calm and peaceful. She then directed her attention toward Soujiro. She smiled brightly.
"Let's go," Kaoru said cheerfully as she held his hand to the basketball courts.
~~~At the basketball courts
"What are we doing here?" Soujiro asked.
Kaoru giggled," This is where we wait for our P.E. teacher, Shishio."
"So what do we do while we wait?"
"We just do something to past the time."
"Like what?"
"Anything, you silly!"
".."
"I'll just wait for Jessica and Angela before I do anything."
"Who are Jessica and Angela?"
"My other friends."
"Oh, ok." (Yah, isn't this conversation really interesting? * yawn * Check my bio. I'm in sleepy freak mode. Good night.)
~~~
Soujiro just sat there, staring at Kaoru as she walked back and forth across the basketball courts. Then, two figures walked toward Kaoru. They were both girls. They identified themselves as Jessica and Angela.
"Hey!" Kaoru shouted. She waved to them excitedly.
~~~
Soujiro sat down on the bench and stared at the gleeful girls as they played around happily.
Kaoru was here and there, doing cartwheels. Angela was performing flips, and Jessica looked as if she was going to die freezing from the morning coolness.
Kaoru waved for Soujiro to come to her. "Hey!" she shouted," Come over here!"
Soujiro did so. "Yes?" he asked.
Kaoru looked at Angela. "Angela could do flips," Kaoru said," and I can't. I could only do cartwheels. Could you help me?"
Soujiro gladly agreed. "Here," he said as he put a hand on her shoulder," just go and try to flip and I'll catch you when you fall." (Isn't that saying form a song? Oh well.)
Kaoru tried to flip, but then her hand slipped so she fell over. Soujiro went into position to catch her. She fell into his arms. Then, as soon as Soujiro caught her, her face inched closer to his.
~~~
Author's Note: Ha! Cliffhanger! Yeah, I'm evil. I am well aware of that. * yawn * Oh. * looks at clock * Only 8:52? And I'm already sleepy? Oh, that's crap. * falls on table * FYI, I based Kaoru's school on my school. Kaoru basically resembles me in anime form. She acts like me, and could do only things I could and would do. The other characters resemble my friends. One more thing, I have a huge favor to ask you kind reviewers! Please include in your review the lyrics for this song for me! The band is called Evanescence. The song is called Going Under. If you do then I will send you a pre-updated chapter of What the Hell is Going On! 7. Well, I don't have much time so I won't be responding to your reviews until the next chapter.
Until next time, Thunder sister. (Ja ne!)
What the Hell is Going On!
Author's Note: Yeah, yeah. I know I haven't updated in quite a while. So, for your incredible patience, I have given you a new chapter! Yippee! * Ahem * Well, anyway, I just really hope that all of you people appreciate my hard work. It's not easy to update your fics! (Especially if your parents have total control over your computer time.) So, if I read you stories and I don't review them or read them thoroughly, I'm truly sorry. Please take all of your anger out on me and I will use my wonderful author powers to use those flames to burn Tomoe. Isn't that great? Well, enough talk. On with the story!
By: thunder sister
Chapter 6: Shishio and Cartwheels
~~~No more previous chapter section!
Sanosuke asked," Yo, do you have your P.E. locker yet?"
Soujiro looked nervous," No. Do I have to?" He looked at Sanosuke.
"Well, duh," Sanosuke said sarcastically," But don't worry. We could always ask the boys' head gym coach." Soujiro nodded with relief. "Let's go." Sanosuke led Soujiro to the gym office.
~~~
As they went in, Soujiro's eyes widened. He thought,' Shi- Shishio-san!' Shishio's eyes were unmoving however.
Sanosuke didn't notice so he said," Yo! Shishio, Sou here needs a P.E. locker."
Shishio propped his elbows on his desk. "I see," he said casually," Sanosuke, go to your class. I'll deal with Soujiro here."
Sanosuke nodded and then left to his class.
Soujiro and Shishio just stayed there, staring in their moment of comfortable silence. (Don't worry! I repeat: There will be no yaoi or yuri in this fic or in any other fic I make up! If there is yaoi or yuri in yours, I don't care! Thank you.)
"I see that you are now in this school,' Shishio said, trying to create conversation with his old companion," did someone help you get around or did you roam around in a lost manner? I'd hate for you to get lost." He smiled. (Shishio smile. It's kind of scary, don't you think?)
Soujiro chuckled," no, I asked someone to help me. Thankfully, that person has every single class with me. She's very nice and pretty. It seems as though she can be able to be friends with anyone in the world."
"Oh?" asked Shishio, raising his eyebrow," Did you happen to get her name?"
"Yeah," Soujiro said, obviously very happy of the thought of being with Kaoru," Her name is Kamiya Kaoru. You're her uncle. Am I right?"
As soon as Soujiro mentioned 'Kamiya Kaoru', Shishio's face brightened up with amusement and a light bulb lit above his head. (Just imagine that picture. Funny, isn't it?) 'Kamiya Kaoru, eh?' he thought,' I saw Kenshin with another girl this morning and Kaoru-chan saw it then ran away. Hopefully, my Tenken will be able to replace that good-for-nothing Kenshin. I knew I should have said no when she told me about her relationship with Kenshin.' "Soujiro. " Shishio said, obviously hesitant in what he was about to say.
"Hm?" Soujiro asked.
"Soujiro," he repeated," did she tell you about Kenshin?" Soujiro nodded and Shishio smiled approvingly. "Ok, I'll give you a P.E. locker tomorrow. Right now, just put these on and go to your class. I reserved them for you since I already know your sizes. By the way, do you know where your class is?"
Soujiro shook his head and said," No, but Kaoru-chan said that she will show me around the place." He smiled as he took the gym clothes and went to the boys' locker room.
Shishio looked at Soujiro as he headed out of the office. 'Kaoru-chan,' Shishio thought,' this is going to be easier. I'm sure all of Kaoru-chan's teachers have seen Tomoe and Kenshin this morning. They are most likely planning to do something about this at this precise moment. Oh, well. I better talk to them at nutrition* and lunch.'
(At my school, it's called nutrition, not lunch.)
~~~
Soujiro walked down the hall and noticed a sign above the door. It said: Through these doors walk the finest boys in the world.
(Seriously, at my school, that's what it says. Just don't ask me how I know. I have my resources. Heh heh heh. ^_~)
Soujiro sighed and thought,' Yeah, right.'
As he walked out the doors, he saw Kaoru leaning against the wall. She was staring at the morning sky. Her eyes, they're so calm and peaceful. She then directed her attention toward Soujiro. She smiled brightly.
"Let's go," Kaoru said cheerfully as she held his hand to the basketball courts.
~~~At the basketball courts
"What are we doing here?" Soujiro asked.
Kaoru giggled," This is where we wait for our P.E. teacher, Shishio."
"So what do we do while we wait?"
"We just do something to past the time."
"Like what?"
"Anything, you silly!"
".."
"I'll just wait for Jessica and Angela before I do anything."
"Who are Jessica and Angela?"
"My other friends."
"Oh, ok." (Yah, isn't this conversation really interesting? * yawn * Check my bio. I'm in sleepy freak mode. Good night.)
~~~
Soujiro just sat there, staring at Kaoru as she walked back and forth across the basketball courts. Then, two figures walked toward Kaoru. They were both girls. They identified themselves as Jessica and Angela.
"Hey!" Kaoru shouted. She waved to them excitedly.
~~~
Soujiro sat down on the bench and stared at the gleeful girls as they played around happily.
Kaoru was here and there, doing cartwheels. Angela was performing flips, and Jessica looked as if she was going to die freezing from the morning coolness.
Kaoru waved for Soujiro to come to her. "Hey!" she shouted," Come over here!"
Soujiro did so. "Yes?" he asked.
Kaoru looked at Angela. "Angela could do flips," Kaoru said," and I can't. I could only do cartwheels. Could you help me?"
Soujiro gladly agreed. "Here," he said as he put a hand on her shoulder," just go and try to flip and I'll catch you when you fall." (Isn't that saying form a song? Oh well.)
Kaoru tried to flip, but then her hand slipped so she fell over. Soujiro went into position to catch her. She fell into his arms. Then, as soon as Soujiro caught her, her face inched closer to his.
~~~
Author's Note: Ha! Cliffhanger! Yeah, I'm evil. I am well aware of that. * yawn * Oh. * looks at clock * Only 8:52? And I'm already sleepy? Oh, that's crap. * falls on table * FYI, I based Kaoru's school on my school. Kaoru basically resembles me in anime form. She acts like me, and could do only things I could and would do. The other characters resemble my friends. One more thing, I have a huge favor to ask you kind reviewers! Please include in your review the lyrics for this song for me! The band is called Evanescence. The song is called Going Under. If you do then I will send you a pre-updated chapter of What the Hell is Going On! 7. Well, I don't have much time so I won't be responding to your reviews until the next chapter.
Until next time, Thunder sister. (Ja ne!)