The Inuyasha Comedy Hour, part two.
A/N: Well, the first chapter was just a test to see if anybody agreed with me. It turns out that I, along with my loyal fans (all five of you) all have something in common: WE AREN'T PLOT-CHANGING IMBICILES! Now I've noticed that I may have just contradicted myself there what with bringing Inuyasha into a comedy segment and whatnot. Guilty as charged, no need to point it out. But I did it for the sake of knocking some sense into you guys. Inuyasha will continue his ranting, and Iplan to to follow up his act with other characters (Naraku would be a nice one).
Other Author's note: Don't get me wrong, I'm not a mean guy, I'm actually quite nice. But you see, people who bend the plot and do the whole "what if" and "___ changed their mind about whom they love" stories drive me fucking nuts. I'll also be posting my favorite reviews/death threats/flames with responses, so I can point out to all of you the people who I appreciate/just burned are, depending on the circumstances.
Lets get started:
al-khidr lover says, "lolz you are so right! i'm so fucking tired of these idiots who couple kagome with other people!
i was just complaining about this problem to my friend today! its nice to know somebody agrees with me!!"
No, its nice to see someone agrees with ME. Just kidding. Tell me though, is your friend on OUR side?
Moonmage says, "THATS THE TRUTH TANK GOD! Did you ever think about those evil Mirko/Kagome fics? those ar not right.
Moonmage(gurdian of moon, stars, night, and all things pure)"
I'd rather not think about the Mir/Kag fics. I'll let Sango handle that...[insert maniacal laughter here]. But anyways, the rant I have in stock (not really, just scroll down) takes Inu's rant to new worlds.
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"Well, well. I guess I'm not quite finished. I've also looked around and seen other strange pairings. Yea, Kagome isn't the only one who suffers a severe case of "I have sex with people who try to kill me" or "I fucked my lover's rival" disease. Hell, I've seen two or three fics where Kagome tries to screw Shippo. KAGOME IS NOT SOME TWO-DOLLAR WHORE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!" Inuyasha's ranting continued once more as the audience members began realizing that they're getting their money's worth. It was indeed a good time to laugh, have sense knocked into them, and of course, to hear the word "fuck" used seven times in one sentence. Inuyasha had just opened the wound, now was the time to pour salt in it.
"So anyways, Kagome aside, I've seen stories out there featuring Fluffy and Rin. That REALLY makes me sick. So aside from being the ruler of western Japan, my brother is a pedophile? I hate him as much as the next Inuyasha fanboy, but seriously, I take offense in that one! Lets get one thing clear, my brother does NOT fuck little kids. To be honest I think he could hook up with Kagura (thats probably the ONE strange couple story I could make an exception for)." The crowd was laughing so hard you could have sworn they had rabies or something, there was so much laughter even Inuyasha was starting to feel a little freaked out.
"Also, for those of you that thought ahead and wrote stories where Rin is barely legal, lets start THINKING about things that would have to go along with the story. One, do you know how long it takes a nine year-old to become eightteen? NINE YEARS! NINE FUCKING YEARS! Now think for a second, going along the storyline of my show, do you think it would take nine years to kill Naraku? No! Over nine years I probably would have killed him a LOOONG time ago. And somewhere along that line chances are I wasted Sesshomaru as well. I probably already have if you're importing these episodes from Japan you obsessive, impatient fuck. I AM the hero after all, that means FLUFFY DIES! THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha stopped and took a deep breath. He doesn't normally loose it like that in front of a crowd. Too late though, the entire crowd was just staring blankly at him with their mouths wide open. You could already see their tounges begin to collect dust.
"Oooookaaaay then. Anyways, back on subject. More shit that pisses me off. Lets see, non-existant characters! I just love reading fics where I usually fall in love with someone that doesn't exist because the author is some skinny, pasty guy loser who couldn't find love with another human being and has to drag a character they made into the fray. I guess its all that stands between them and suicide though. You know, the world needs less freaks, kill yourself now. Next time you think about throwing in new characters based off of yourself or a friend, I want you to do one thing before you begin typing: Grab a knife, stick it in your ass, cut out your intestines, and hang yourself with them. You are a menace to fanfiction.net and I fucking hate uninspired, unorginal, jackasses who insert lackluster characters into MY show just so they can fuck things up more. Whats better than a fanfiction that involves Kagome getting gangbanged by Fluffy, Kouga, Naraku, Shippo, Miroku, and some guy named Larry. WHO THE FUCK IS LARRY?! Isn't a fic where Kagome screws someone other than me fucked up enough?!" Inuyasha regained his sanity and watched as his fans began....vomiting from laughter. Yes, vomiting. it was that damn funny.
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A/N: I don't encourage people to actually kill theirselves over something I said. But if you really do kill yourself, then you can only blame yourself. If someone is actually stupid enough to end their life over somehting I said then they probably shouldn't have been born. I have spoken. Leave reviews and I'll begin the final segment of Inuyasha's routine: CROSSOVER FICS!
A/N: Well, the first chapter was just a test to see if anybody agreed with me. It turns out that I, along with my loyal fans (all five of you) all have something in common: WE AREN'T PLOT-CHANGING IMBICILES! Now I've noticed that I may have just contradicted myself there what with bringing Inuyasha into a comedy segment and whatnot. Guilty as charged, no need to point it out. But I did it for the sake of knocking some sense into you guys. Inuyasha will continue his ranting, and Iplan to to follow up his act with other characters (Naraku would be a nice one).
Other Author's note: Don't get me wrong, I'm not a mean guy, I'm actually quite nice. But you see, people who bend the plot and do the whole "what if" and "___ changed their mind about whom they love" stories drive me fucking nuts. I'll also be posting my favorite reviews/death threats/flames with responses, so I can point out to all of you the people who I appreciate/just burned are, depending on the circumstances.
Lets get started:
al-khidr lover says, "lolz you are so right! i'm so fucking tired of these idiots who couple kagome with other people!
i was just complaining about this problem to my friend today! its nice to know somebody agrees with me!!"
No, its nice to see someone agrees with ME. Just kidding. Tell me though, is your friend on OUR side?
Moonmage says, "THATS THE TRUTH TANK GOD! Did you ever think about those evil Mirko/Kagome fics? those ar not right.
Moonmage(gurdian of moon, stars, night, and all things pure)"
I'd rather not think about the Mir/Kag fics. I'll let Sango handle that...[insert maniacal laughter here]. But anyways, the rant I have in stock (not really, just scroll down) takes Inu's rant to new worlds.
___________________
"Well, well. I guess I'm not quite finished. I've also looked around and seen other strange pairings. Yea, Kagome isn't the only one who suffers a severe case of "I have sex with people who try to kill me" or "I fucked my lover's rival" disease. Hell, I've seen two or three fics where Kagome tries to screw Shippo. KAGOME IS NOT SOME TWO-DOLLAR WHORE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!" Inuyasha's ranting continued once more as the audience members began realizing that they're getting their money's worth. It was indeed a good time to laugh, have sense knocked into them, and of course, to hear the word "fuck" used seven times in one sentence. Inuyasha had just opened the wound, now was the time to pour salt in it.
"So anyways, Kagome aside, I've seen stories out there featuring Fluffy and Rin. That REALLY makes me sick. So aside from being the ruler of western Japan, my brother is a pedophile? I hate him as much as the next Inuyasha fanboy, but seriously, I take offense in that one! Lets get one thing clear, my brother does NOT fuck little kids. To be honest I think he could hook up with Kagura (thats probably the ONE strange couple story I could make an exception for)." The crowd was laughing so hard you could have sworn they had rabies or something, there was so much laughter even Inuyasha was starting to feel a little freaked out.
"Also, for those of you that thought ahead and wrote stories where Rin is barely legal, lets start THINKING about things that would have to go along with the story. One, do you know how long it takes a nine year-old to become eightteen? NINE YEARS! NINE FUCKING YEARS! Now think for a second, going along the storyline of my show, do you think it would take nine years to kill Naraku? No! Over nine years I probably would have killed him a LOOONG time ago. And somewhere along that line chances are I wasted Sesshomaru as well. I probably already have if you're importing these episodes from Japan you obsessive, impatient fuck. I AM the hero after all, that means FLUFFY DIES! THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha stopped and took a deep breath. He doesn't normally loose it like that in front of a crowd. Too late though, the entire crowd was just staring blankly at him with their mouths wide open. You could already see their tounges begin to collect dust.
"Oooookaaaay then. Anyways, back on subject. More shit that pisses me off. Lets see, non-existant characters! I just love reading fics where I usually fall in love with someone that doesn't exist because the author is some skinny, pasty guy loser who couldn't find love with another human being and has to drag a character they made into the fray. I guess its all that stands between them and suicide though. You know, the world needs less freaks, kill yourself now. Next time you think about throwing in new characters based off of yourself or a friend, I want you to do one thing before you begin typing: Grab a knife, stick it in your ass, cut out your intestines, and hang yourself with them. You are a menace to fanfiction.net and I fucking hate uninspired, unorginal, jackasses who insert lackluster characters into MY show just so they can fuck things up more. Whats better than a fanfiction that involves Kagome getting gangbanged by Fluffy, Kouga, Naraku, Shippo, Miroku, and some guy named Larry. WHO THE FUCK IS LARRY?! Isn't a fic where Kagome screws someone other than me fucked up enough?!" Inuyasha regained his sanity and watched as his fans began....vomiting from laughter. Yes, vomiting. it was that damn funny.
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A/N: I don't encourage people to actually kill theirselves over something I said. But if you really do kill yourself, then you can only blame yourself. If someone is actually stupid enough to end their life over somehting I said then they probably shouldn't have been born. I have spoken. Leave reviews and I'll begin the final segment of Inuyasha's routine: CROSSOVER FICS!