Warning: This is a weight gain fic! Not sure what that is yet? Read my "explanation" in chapter 3. ^^

machoupitchounette: Yes, it was all a dream. =P From the moment he "awoke" to Kyo, literally, putting his foot down.

NOTE: To any fans I may have (and I use may very strongly), feel free to check out my Prince of Tennis weight gain story! I'll also be doing a Full Moon wo Sagashite fic as soon as the wonderful people at Fanfiction.net add the category. One more favor! I haven't decided what other anime/manga I shall tackle next. Would anyone care to drop me a line, whether it be through review or email... Here are the choices I had in mind (feel free to suggest any series or ideas you may have ^^)

Cardcaptor Sakura - D N Angel - Demon Diary - Gravitation - Inuyasha - Saiyuki - Yami no Matsuei

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The days went by and Friday had finally come. After Yuki's heavy-duty dream he had after school on Tuesday, he decided to lay off on the snacks. Which became increasingly difficult seeing, as his appetite had double over the course of two days (with the help of weight gain pills & solution). Nevertheless, Yuki cut back on the amount of food and lessened it to one meal a day usually around the afternoon. Kyo had taken notice in Yuki's change in eating habits and conjured up yet another plot to enlarge the amount of his food intake whether he agreed to it or not.

"Ah, Ohayo, Sohma-kun." Tohru greeted Yuki with a warm smile. She was happily cooking a hearty breakfast for the Sohmas.

"When did you get home?" Yuki inquired with a surprised look upon his sleepy face.

"Oh, Shigure-san and I came home late last night, so I could attend school today. I wanted to surprise you and Kyo-kun but you two had already fallen asleep."

"Oh, I see. Well, welcome back, Honda-san." he said as he took his seat at the table.

Not long after, Shigure and Kyo joined Yuki and Tohru for a morning meal. Kyo shot a glance Yuki's way, as he watched the nezumi inhale the delightfully prepared meal. Kyo just laughed to himself. Soon the three teens were out the door and off to school.

The school day carried on as usual. Tohru was welcomed back by Uo and Hana whilst the Yuki Fan Club members laughed and pointed at Tohru, before Hana intervened causing them to run away faster than if Kyo were being pursued by Kagura. But just before the Yuki-holics ran off, Kyo was inspired for what his next step would be in his little secret project.

By the time lunch had rolled around, Tohru had surprised both Kyo and Yuki with bentos for them to eat for lunch. As usual, Yuki's Fan Club was not far from sight lurking around a corner spying on Yuki.

"Arrgghh~! Curse that Honda Tohru! Always being so close and lovey dovey with our beloved Prince!" Minami grimaced along with the other Yuki Fan Club members.

"How is it that SHE can be so carefree and able to interact with Yuki- kun~!? What is she doing different that we aren't!?" Mao questioned loudly.

"Yeah! What must we do to gain the affection of our one and only Prince Yuki!?" Minami demanded loudly but not loud enough for either Tohru or Yuki to overhear.

Little did they know that Kyo was able to pick up on their idiotic conversation with his feline senses. He decided to take this opportunity to put the next part of his plan into action. Grabbing Tohru's arm he dragged her further away from Yuki, so he couldn't hear them but, at the same time, closer to the "hidden" Fan Club girls just enough so they could overhear what he has to say.

"Ah- wha--, Kyo-kun is there something wrong?" Tohru stuttered at the sudden displacement of their position.

"Nah, it's nothing. I just didn't want that Kuso Nezumi eavesdropping on what I want to tell you." Kyo said in a rather calm voice trying to cover up his true intentions. "I just wanted to let you know that I like those bentos you always make." Kyo forced a blush to seem inconspicuous. "Even that damn Yuki seems to enjoy your cooking more than any other food!" Kyo purposely raised his voice a couple notches to make sure those obsessive fangirls around the corner could hear him.

"Ah--! Iie--! That can't be right.. I'm not a very good cook." Tohru stuttered while taking a quick glance over towards Yuki delightfully munching on the excellent bentos in question. "I just figured that you two would enjoy having homemade food instead of purchasing a meal from the cafe everyday." Tohru said in defense.

"Nonsense! You cook ten times better than any females at this school!" Kyo boasted before walking off. As he made his exit through the cafeteria doors, he looked over his shoulder to see the stalkers desperately trying to act natural. He smirked to himself while walking down the school's corridors.

"Ahhh.... Do you think he noticed us eavesdropping?" Minami asked with a sigh of relief as Kyo rounded the corner.

"Not likely! He's not as keen as our Yuki-sama~. But thanks to his little chat with HER, we finally know the secret to getting closer to our dear Yuki!" Mao rejoiced.

"Yes, the way to the Prince's heart is through his stomach! Not only will we be bringing him jubilation with our delicious bentos, but we'll also be beating Honda Tohru at her own game!" Motoko, President of the Prince Yuki Fan Club, announced to the club. "So be sure to prepare the tastiest bento possible, put your best efforts forward to please our Yuki-kun~! If you are unskilled in preparing such a meal, enlist your Mother or perhaps a relative who is. If that should fail, go out and buy only the most elaborate of bentos that would be worthy enough to be presented to Yuki in the following days. Now good luck, everyone and bring your selections tomorrow and everyday after!"

An emergency meeting had been called to order the moment Minami and Mao informed Motoko of this breaking news. So now every girl who likes, admires, stalks, or worships Yuki has been ordered to deliver a magnificent bento to both impress Yuki and to defeat Tohru.

"Perfect." Kyo said to himself with a slight purr. He had happened to walk by just as the speech was given to the hoard of Yuki fans crowding a nearby classroom.

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Later that day, after dinner had been eaten, Yuki entered the kitchen while Tohru was still cleaning up. Yuki approached her with a soft smile on his face.

"Honda-san, do you need any help with the dishes?" Yuki offered.

"Ah! Sohma-kun, you startled me." Tohru said while clumsily trying to catch the plate she nearly dropped. "No, it's alright. I don't mind taking care of the dishes, as long as all of you enjoyed the meal." she smiled.

"Don't be ridiculous. You shouldn't have to cook and clean up after us. We aren't entirely helpless." Yuki asserted himself as he rolled up his sleeves and took the dishtowel into his hands. "Here, you wash and I'll dry."

"Hai!"

The two were quiet for quite sometime as they plowed through the dirty dishes. 'Even that damn Yuki seems to enjoy your cooking more than any other food!' What Kyo had said during lunch was still ringing about in Tohru's head.

"Ano.. Sohma-kun?" Tohru was the first to break the silence. "Do you like my cooking?" she had become a little flustered wanting to know the answer straight from the horse's, well in the case, mouse's mouth.

"Of course, I do. I always look forwards to having a meal cooked by you. What kind of a question is that?" Yuki chuckled aloud. "I don't think I could ever get enough of your cooking." The atmosphere became light hearted.

"Really? Oh, that's a relief. I thought that maybe there was something wrong with it so you'd want to eat as fast as possible to get it over with and--!" Tohru had become even more flustered causing her to stutter before Yuki cut in.

"No, it's quite the contrary. I get quickly in order to make room for seconds." Yuki reassured her.

"That makes me very happy." Tohru seemed as if she were beaming with pride and even a light blush had melted onto her cheeks.

"When you were gone with Shigure, I wasn't sure how I'd manage to survive off of that Baka Neko's horrendous cooking," Yuki said sticking his tongue out in a playful manner. "I've been long over due for a nice hot meal from you."

The hair on the back of Kyo's neck seemed to stand on end when he heard that remark about his cooking. Of course, Kyo was sitting out in the hallway listening to their entire conversation. What else would he be doing? Either way, with Tohru's return home and her tendency of needing to please them, Yuki should be getting back to his regular eating habits in no time.

"That idiotic Yuki, doesn't he know that when he cut back on the amount of food he ate each day, he also lessened the amount of his daily calories. But now that Tohru will be cooking the meals again he'll also be eating more, meaning more calories than usual. Haha. That stupid rat will be putting on weight in no time." Kyo softly snickered to himself.

"Oh... So is that what you're up to?" Shigure had suddenly appeared next to Kyo on the floor.

"When the hell did you get here!" Kyo said in a loud whisper. His heart beating wildly from the shock of Shigure being there and the fact that he had just practically revealed his plan to Shigure, of all people, without even meaning to.

"Oh, get off it, Kyon Kyon. It's you," Shigure poked Kyo's nose, "who has been acting strangely all today and even while we were gone," he grinned.

"What are you talking about? How have I been acting strangely? And how would you even know if I was acting weird the past few days? You weren't even here---!" Shigure cut off Kyo's rant by covering the angered cat's mouth with his hand.

"Shh. You really need to learn how to be more secretive when eavesdropping. What happened to your cunning cat-like abilities?" The red head's eyes went a blaze as a vein popped on his head. "Anyway, you've obviously been plotting something against Yuki-kun, what with you being semi-nice to him all of a sudden. Plus, when do you ever phone Tohru-kun to say you're worried about Yuki-kun's eating habits? Hmm? Not to mention, you kept staring at him with the dumbest look on your face whenever he's eating." Another vein appeared with Shigure's hand still held fast over Kyo's mouth. "You also seemed to have taken up a rather interesting hobby of eavesdropping on Yuki-kun when he's with or without Tohru-kun. What is it? Do you have no life or something?"

With that last comment Kyo shot off and literally jumped his older cousin. He managed to straddle him while getting a handful of Shigure's yukata, their faces only inches away. If looks could kill, Kyo would have a dead dog on his hands.

"Ooo~.. Getting a little feisty. Aren't we, Kyon Kyon~?" Shigure teased. Kyo released Shigure from his death grip but not before shoving him further onto the ground.

"Don't start using me in any of your stupid novels! Got it!?" Kyo shouted as he headed off to the roof.

Shigure laid the floor for a moment and contemplated the situation.

'Should I tell poor Yuki-kun of the neko's scheme to fatten him up?' he thought.

"Shigure, what on earth are you doing?" Yuki had come into the hallway to see what all the commotion was about.

"Hmm.. I'd rather not spoil the fun~." Shigure sang out as he bounded off into his studies.

"I'm afraid I'll never quite understand that man.." Yuki sighed to himself rubbing the back of his head as he returned to the kitchen.

Shigure was at his desk humming a little tune to himself while he dialed the phone. It rang a couple times until someone picked up.

"Hello, my dear friend~!" Shigure joyfully responded. "How would you like to spend some time with Yuki-kun?" he flashed an impish smile into the receiver.

To be continued.

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Ohoho. How are you liking Yuki's progression? Kyo's is definitely getting more involved in his little project, but is it going to go now that Shigure knows about it? And just who was it Shigure phoned up at the end? Next Chapter! More characters come in! Yuki is confronted my the Fan Club members! Plus, we'll find out who this mysterious phone call was. Please R/R and also send me responses for the poll I mentioned at the top of the page! ^^