Amaya: I think that the chapters are too short, and I am bored, so I am going to make this chapter longer.

Yami: I wonder what kinds of stuff will happen in this chapter.

Malik: Oh shut up, pharoh!

Yami: Make me.

Malik: I will!!

*Malik pounces on yami and creates a dustcloud from fighting*

Amaya: *sweatdrop * Right then, heres the chapter..

Malik: "zZzZzZzZz."

Bakura: "..ZzZzZzZzZzZ..."

Isis: "Excuse me miss?"

Flight attendent: "Yes?"

Isis: "Can I please get two glasses of cold water please?"

Attendent: "Yes of coarse. Please wait."

*a few minutes pass*

Attendent: "Here you go miss!"

Isis: "Thank you."

Isis: *picks up glasses of water and pours on the heads of the boys sleeping beside her on either side*

Malik and Bakura: "AHHHH!"

Isis: "Holy crap! Shut up!"

Malik: "Whats wrong now??"

Isis: "The pilot said we will touch down within minutes"

Bakura: *YAWN* "Really? Already?"

Isis: "No, not already, you two idiots have been sleeping for hours."

Malik: "Heheh, oh."

*in several minutes*

Isis: "Well, here we are!!"

Malik: *crying* Isis, its soo cold!!!"

Isis: "No its not, we're still inside!!"

Malik: *sweatdrop* "ohh.."

Bakura: "Man, look at all of the clothes these people are wearing! You'd think we landed in the north pole or somethong!"

Malik: "haha you said some thong!"

Bakura: "No I didn't! I said something!"

Isis: "Will you both shut up! People are staring at the two long haired boys talking about thongs!!"

Malik: "Bakuras is longer then mine!"

Bakura: "Really, my what"

Malik: "Haha very funny. Your hair, einstein."

Isis: "You two are so childish."

Malik: "Besides Bakura, you know my you know what is longer by FAR"

Bakura: "Yeah right! You almost scream when I fu-"

Isis: "You two!! That's enough!!

*outside*

Malik: "OH GOOD RA! IM COMPLETELY FREEZING MY SACK OFF HERE!!"

Isis: "MALIK!! Stop shouting!! Its only -3 out here!"

Malik: "I have still never been so cold EVER!! What if I get frostbite??"

Isis: "You wont get frostbite. Here I see the bus. Itll be here in less then a minute."

Malik: "Oh Ra not another bus!!"

Isis: "Wheres Bakura?"

Bakura: "Uhhhnh!!"

Malik: *looks over to light post* "AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" *falls into snow, in spite of cold*

Isis: *runs over to Bakura* "Bakura! You liked the light post?? What is your problem?!?"

Bakura: "I un ae a olem! Er as a ice of cocola oh ha lihh os!!"

Isis: "what??"

Malik: *on his feet again, wiping tears from his eyes* "ahahaa.. He said he doesn't have a problem, there was a piece of chocolate on there. It must have been frozen on by some kid, seeing how low he is" *smiles and spanks Bakura*

Bakura: "uhh!! Un ahe alana o ee!"

Malik: "heheh I will if I want to!"

Isis: Peoples eyes have been on us ever since we left the apartment, but this cuts the cake!!"

Bakura: "Ahhk?"

Malik *at same time*: "Cake?"

Isis: "Oh brother. Oh no, the bus is nearly here! I don't know what to to to Bakura!! Its too warm where we live to know what to do in this kind of situation!"

Malik: ".. We have to pour something warm on his tounge so itll come off"

Isis: "wow, that makes sense! Whered you learn that bro?"

Malik: "It was on a *snicker* childs safety program, why I was watching it I don't know"

Bakura: "oh, uht uuh!"

Malik: "Make me."

Bakura: " I ill!!" *flails arms toward Malik*

Malik: "Haha, you cant get me!"

Isis: "The bus!! Hey wait, Malik you stay here, ill be right back"

Malik: "where are you go-AH!"

Bakura: *Pokes stomach of Malik*

Malik: "Once we get you off there, you are so dead!!!"

Isis: *runs up to bus driver* "Hello, excuse me, may I please take your coffee? I need to get.." *turns around and watches Bakura and Malik act like idiots* "I, uh, want to help those strangers over there"

Bus driver: "Oh, that's very nice of you. Sure, here you go"

Isis: "Thank you sir. Oh, and can you wait for me as I help them? I need to go on this bus"

Bus driver: "anything for a cute one like you" *winks*

Isis: *smiles weakly* "thanx.." *runs over to a spanking Malik and a crying Bakura*

Isis: "Malik piss off will you??"

Malik: "I should be able to have some fun while were in this frozen hell!"

Cute blonde guy holding tim hortons cup and wearing Canada flag headband:* frowns*

Malik: "Oh, I don't really mean that. Really, I just don't like the cold, so I just snapped. I really love Canada!" (Amaya: And so do I! Yay vancouver island!!)

Blonde guy: *smiles and winks *

Bakura: *bonks head of Malik*

Malik: "Aeyy!! Whats your problem!"

Bakura: "I have a frozen/melted tongue and my boyfriend is hitting on some cute Canadian guy!"

Isis: "You guys, this isnt the time. Im tired so lets just go on the bus already!"

Bakura and Malik:*Grumbles and follows Isis*

*on bus*

Little boy: "Mommy, whats wrong with that man?"

Mommy: "Well son, I guess he is just a foolish teen who never wears a jacket."

Little boy: "Well, what else is wrong with him?"

Mommy: "Well, maybe he is on the very edge of his seat because he is afraid of ass germs"

Little boy: "No, I mean why is he kissing that other man?"

Mommy: ". Well, he is a teenager.."

Isis: *groan..*

*At West Edmonton Mall, outside*

Isis: "You two were acting very inappropriate on the bus, I hope you know! Jeese save it for another time.."

Malik and Bakura: *stares up at huge building with mouthes open*

Isis: "What?"

Malik: "Why are we at a mansion?"

Isis: "No, this is the mall"

Bakura: "HOLY CRAP!"

Little kid: "daddy, im scared"

Daddy: *covers kids eyes and runs away*

Isis: "Try to act more appropriate inside, ok you guys? Lets just go to our room

*inside room*

Malik: "Ahh, warmpth again. It almost feels warmer because of this desert room!"

Isis: *smiles * "I thought you wouls like it!"

Bakura: *Falls onto bed and goes to sleep*

Malik: "I don't think Bakura gets enough ruffage"

Isis: *laughs*

Malik: *kicks off shoes and goes half under covers on same bed and falls asleep instantly*

Amaya: Well I hope everyone was happy I got a longer chapter up

Bakura: You didn't have to do the whole tougne stuck to the post thing though!

Amaya: Well, I based it on a story Yami told me

Bakura: What!!

Yami: *whistles innocently*

Bakura: Im gonna kill you!!

Yami: uh oh.. *runs away*

Bakura: *chases after him*