Amaya: Dum de dum.. I cant sleep, I don't know If I am bummed out about the fact I have to go back to school tommorow (because its Sunday, 2:30 am) or what, but I will write yet another chapter

Malik: I don't have to go to school

Yami Yugi: When you really should instead of leeching off of your sister.

Malik: Shut UP, you stupid pharoh!

Yami: Make me.

Malik: I FUCKING WILL!! *starts to fight with yami again*

Amaya:.. Rright ok so please enjoys.

Malik: "Grrroooooaaannnn."

Isis: "Good morning Malik"

Malik: *scratches ass* "What time is it?"

Isis: "11:00"

Malik: "Really?? That early?"

Isis: "Yup."

Malik: *looks around* "Wheres Bakura?"

Isis: "Showering. He says he wants to take advantage of having a srong nozle because Ryou has a soft spray one at home"

Malik: "Hes in the shower? Great" *Goes into bathroom*

Isis: "Oh brother"

*Noon*

Bakura and Malik: *watching tv*

Isis: *enters hotel room with armfulls of shopping bags* "What are you two doing!! Why arent you out in the mall doing something?"

Malik: "Because we have a 50" tv in here!!"

Isis: "I don't care! Get out there and do something! You can sit around and watch tv at home."

Malik: "Make us!"

Isis: *evil glare*

*outside hotel room*

Bakura: "Your sister is disturbingly strong."

Malik: "Yea yea so what are we going to do??"

Bakura: "Well, im hungry, so lets go and try to find some food."

Malik: "Good plan"

--attention shoppers! The dolphin show will start in 15 minutes. That is all--

Malik: "They have animals in this building?"

*at the food court*

Bakura: "Gods look at all of these people.."

Malik: *sigh* Well, lets go and try to get somthing to eats

Bakura: "Id rather go eat a squirrel then do this. How did you talk me into going here??"

Malik: "Well, you just cant say no to me!"

Bakura: "Uh. any ways how about we go to.. dairy queen? I am NOT going to McPukes or kentucky fried shit"

Malik: "I agree"

*ordering at dairy queen*

Malik: "Uhhm.. ill have a burger and a coke"

Bakura: "Ill have a cheeseburger and a oreo blizzard" ~I loove oreo blizzards~

Cashier: "Uhh.. actually, we just ran out of oreos for the blizzards"

Bakura: "Fine. Just the damn burger then"

*finding a table*

Malik: "Bakura! Let it go!"

Bakura: "Well those stupid fat asses at dairy queen never have oreos!!"

Malik: "Yea, well, what'r ya gonna do."

Bakura: *pissed* "GASP" *looks at little kid with oreo blizzard*

Bakura: "Malik!! That kid has the last oreo blizzard!!"

Malik: *smiling* "So, what are ya gonna do about it?"

Bakura: "..."*staring at Malik*

Malik: "..."*staring at Bakura*

Bakura: *grabs little kids bizzard* "RUN!!!"

Little kid: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*near dolphin show*

Malik: "Nice work!"

Bakura: "Thank you, thank you"

*walking across bridge near dolphin show*

--AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE DOLPHIN SHOW WILL BEGIN!--

*dolphin jumps out of water*

Bakura: "AHH!! WHAT THE HELL!"*drops blizzard into water below bridge*

Dolphin: *gets distracted and goes after blizzard*

Malik: "Uh oh.."

Dolphin trainer: "Uhh, Flipper, come back here girl!!"

Dolphin: *Starts choking on blizzard cup*

Malik: "Damn it Bakura! Lets get outta here before someone sees us!"

*at an elevator*

Bakura: "Damn dolphin! What the hell are they doing with a filthy gross animal in a building!!"

Malik: "Hah you sound like me"

Bakura: "?"

Malik: "Filthy and gross are two of my most commonly used words."

Bakura: *raises eyebrows* "I know.."

Malik: "Uh, anyways, im pretty sure a lot of people got a good look at the people that choked the dolphin, so im thinking now would be a good time to go and buy some new clothes.

Bakura: "Sounds like a plan. So, what are these buttons for? I tried pressing both and these doors didn't open."

Malik: "Well, I guess we should go and look for some clo-"

*elevator doors open*

Malik:*shrieks like girl again and jumps back* "hey the doors opened!"

Bakura: "Lets go in then"

*in elevator*

Bakura: "Hmm, none of these other buttons have 'clothes stores' on them. Just numbers and symbols."

Malik: "Well, whats your favorate number?"

Bakura: "What difference does that make?"

Malik: "Well, just press the one with your favorate number on it, I don't know"

Bakura: "What a stupid idea!"

Malik: "Fine einstein! Tell me what we shoul-"

*elevator doors close auotomaticly*

Malik: "Wha-whats going on??"

*elevator lurches upward, making Bakura fall ontop of Malik*

Both: *stare at each other and start making out*

*when elevator gets to top of mall*

*elevator opens*

People on other side: "Gasp!"

Malik: "What! Ever see two guys make out before in a moving room before?"

Malik and Bakura: *get up and leave*

*walking down mall, searching for clothes stores*

--attention shoppers, we are afraid we will not be having any more dolphin shows for a while due to a tragedy that's happened to our dolphin--

Bakura: "We really need to find a clothes store! And maybe a hat stor and a sungla-"

*Malik drags Bakura behind wall*

Bakura: "What are you doing??"

Malik: *eyes red* "It's the pharoh.."

*in hallway*

Joey: "Come on yu guys! I wanta go se whad happened to the dolphin!"

Yami: "All in time Joey"

Anzu: "Uhh.. yugi?"

Yugi: "Yea, Anzu?"

Anzu: "Doyouwanttogoontheferriswheelwithmeatgalexyland?"

Yugi: "uh.." *blushes* "sure!"

*back behind wall*

Bakura: Malik, what dou you want to plan on doing?

Malik: "Well, first off, run over there and take MY puzzle, and then later go to 'Galexy Land' with a couple of buckets of stuff from the girls room, and go on the, what is it, 'fariz weel' above a certain hikari and his girlfriend!"

Bakura: "Really, your gonna take the puzzle?"

Malik: "YES"! so you, um, lets see, take this *hands Bakura disinfectant* Go to the nearest mens room and start spraying. Ill be there soon. Lets go!"

*Malik and Bakura take off in different directions*

Malik: *running* ~Im finally gonna get the puzzle! Yes yes yes!!~

Bakura: *running* ~Me and Malik will have all of the millenium items in no time!!~

*in hallway*

Yami: "Well, what do you three want to do after we go see the dol-

*tan, purple and blonde flash goes by*

Yami: "Arhh! Oh no, my puzzle! Yugi, its gone! The puzzles gone!"

Yugi: "Oh no! But who would take it??"

Anzu:. "you don't think.."

*In nearest mens room*

Bakura: *spraying walls, sinks and toilets with disinfectent* "That's one weird, hot Egyptian im seeing"

Malik: *bursts into room *

Bakura: "You got it!! The Puzzle, you actually got the puzzle, dude!"

Amaya: I will start on the next par-

Yami and Yugi: YOU LET MALIK TAKE THE PUZZLE??

Amaya: Uhh.. umm.

Malik: Thank you!! OH GODS thank you!!

Amaya: Thank me later Malik! I have to go!!! *Amaya runs away with Yami and Yugi running after her tossing blades and Ryou's spice girls cds*

Ryou: Oh NO!!!!!!

Bakura: YES!!