Malik: Hey, no more wig, Amaya?

Amaya: Nope. I reasoned with yami and yugi and theyre cool with the fic now

Yami and Yugi: *passes out*

Amaya: Im so glad you knew Yugis and Yamis fav drinks so I could drugg em

Bakura: Well, I didn't, but I got it out of Ryou.

Ryou: *huggles new spice girls cd*

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Bakura: "Its too bad we couldn't find buckets for this shit"

Malik: "Old coffee cups is good enough. Any amount of piss shit and tampons on the head is repulsive. I had such an urge to go and jump into a pool of disinfectant"

Bakura: "Well your wearing rubber gloves"

Malik: "Bakura that big thing must be the 'feris weel'!"

Bakura:*Looks at Malik and raises eyebrow* "How do you know this?"

Malik: "Tv of coarse!"

Bakura: "Oh.."

*ten minutes later, at Waterworld*

Anzu: "OH GODS..OH GODS.. that was the most repulsive thing in the world!!"

Yugi: "It took me a half hour to style my hair today..just for sewage to get poured on it! Thank Gods there isnt anyone here so we could wash this out of our hair.

Anzu: "Yugi, I think no one is here because the water is yellow! Good thing they have a waterfall thing here, and the water coming down isnt yellow. Who were those who?? That white haird boy looked very familiar, but I couldn't tell who because he had his hair in a ponytail"

Yugi: "Your right Anzu, they did look familiar.. and I sensed something fromthat blonde guy.. I wonder what was in his hoodie pouch? But when we got off, they ran away too fast.. It actually looked like they ran off to *blush* the Rubber Rainbow store" (Amaya: The Rubber Rainbow is a condom store in Victoria, don't ask me why Malik and Bakura would need to go in there)

*In the Rubber Rainbow*

Cashier: "5 tubes of lube?" *looks up at Malik and Bakura and raises eyebrows* "That.. uh. thatll be $10.55"

*At food court*

Yugi: "There you are Joey! We were wondering where you were."

Anzu: "I wasn't. I knew he would be here"

Joey: *voice muffled by fries stuffed in mouth* "What happened to ye guys' hair?"

Anzu: "I really don't want to talk about it.."

Yugi: Hey, Joe? Have you seen two tall guys wearing sunglasses, ones blonde and one has white- er or grey or silverish hair?"

Joey: "Well I don't know about the glasses, but they have been replaying a blonde and whitehead on the big tv up there all day on the news. Theyre actually the ones who choked the dolphin! They said it was a dairy queen blizzard but they don't know what kind it was, and they said that the whitehead dropped it in the water. There, look!"

Yugi and Anzu: *look up at tv screen*

--A man who was going to film the dolphin show caught the two boys that dropped the blizzard just as they ran off --

*shows blurred footage of Malik covering his face, Bakura waving his arms around cursing and Malik pulling him away*

Yugi: "Oh,no, not those two.."

Joey: "Whatd'ya mean Yugi?"

Anzu: "Joey, what guys do you know that wears a purple shirt and wears a gold choker and wristbands, and the other with that long of white-gray hair and always wears a long blue coat, and waves his arms around cursing?"

Joey: "Oh, no! Malik and Bakura??"

Yugi: "You know what that means"

Joey: "It was Malik that took the puzzle from Yami!"

Yugi: "And im guessing they were also the guys who dumped the sewage on our heads, meaning only Anzu and I know what their disguises are"

Joey: "Sick!! You got sewage dumped on your heads? When?"

Anzu: "Forget about that!"

Yugi: "And I have a plan! We'll find them and tell them that if they give us the puzzle back, we wont turn them in to the mall police"

Joey: "Good idea. We should go tell Yami"

*In mall somewhere*

Yami: *walking around and looking for suspicious people* ~Hmm, those two coming out of that odd store look kind of familiar.. and im sensing something from the blonde.. maybe I should see where theyre going..~

Malik and Bakura: *Coming out of Rubber Rainbow*

Bakura: "Malik, maybe we should be going back to our room now, let the chaos simmer down and stuff."

Malik: "Yea.."

Bakura: "Whats wrong?"

Malik: "Something doesn't feel right.." *turns around to face Yami* "*GASP* Oh, no, Bakura, look!"

Yami: "Malik.. I should have known.."

Malik: "SHIT! Bakura, run!!"

Yami: "Malik!! Your ass is mine!"

*in food court*

Joey: "Are you sure you don't want any of my food yugi?"

Yugi: "No, thanks, Joey. I don't feel like I can eat right no-

Voice: "Get outta the way, mortal!!"

Anzu: "You guys look!" *points in hallway beside food court*

=Yugi looks and sees Malik and Bakura dogging past people and stuff while Yami is catching up on them=

Yugi: "Its Malik and Bakura! You guys, we have to follow Yami!"

*back in hallway*

Bakura and Malik: *running*

Bakura: "What floor is our room on?"

Malik: "Its on the ground floor!"

Bakura: "C'mon, lets go look for the stairs"

*in a couple of minutes on ground floor*

Yami: "Malik!! Malik! I know its you!!

Malik: "Its our room!! Hurry!"

Malik: *quicky get key card and opens door*

Yami: *stops running and smiles*

Yugi: "Yami! What happened! Whered Malik and Bakura go?"

Yami: "In that room right there!"

Anzu: "Yami, Malik has the puzzle! Its in his shirt!"

Yami: "I know"

Joey: "Theyre also da ones who choked the dolphin"

Yami: "I know that too"

Anzu: "So what are we going to do?"

Yami: "Knowing what they look like, what they've done, and where their room is is good enough for the moment. I saw they come out of a 'condom' store with a bag full of 'lube', so I have a feeling our peverted friends wont be coming out untill tomorrow morning. Their plans for first thing tommorow may either be to go and get something to eat, or to go and buy more disguise clothes. If we cant get them when they come out of the room probably around. noon, we'll look for clothes stores and food stores."

Yugi: "Well, what should we do now then"

Joey: "Go and get something to eat!!"

Yugi, Yami and Anzu:*sweatdrop*

Yugi: "Ok then, lets go and get something to eat."

*in hotel room at same time*

Malik: "Holy Ra, that was close! Damn that pharoh! He knows who we are now!"

Bakura: "No problem, in the morning we'll just go get something to eat and then buy more disguise clothes"

Malik: "Ok, that sounds goo-

Isis: *enters room* "Hey you guys!"

Malik and Bakura: "AHHh.. oh.."

Malik: "Isis, hi sis.."

Isis: "I've been in the mall all day! I was going to go to the dolphin show too, but they canceled it for some reason.. anyways, I already got some food. I got us three jumbo sizes of pizza and a 4 L of soda!"

Malik: "Oh, ah.. thanks Isis"

Isis: "Lets watch some tv" *turns on tv*

--Today on the channel 7 News, new ways for birth control, motorcycle care 101 and chaos strikes West Edmonton Mall --

Isis: *Lifts eyebrow* "chaos in the mall??"

Malik: "Motorcycle care 101! Awsome!"

--Today in West Edmonton mall, Alberta, the dear beloved dolphin has been choked by a Dairy Queen blizzard, the flavor unknown--

Bakura: "Flavor unknown! How could anyone not tell that it was oreo??"

Isis: "How do you know that?!"

Bakura: "uhh. we were there! We saw him going "mmm oreos" when suddenly he droped it into the water!"

Isis: "Really??!? You were right there? Did you happen to catch what he looked like?"

Bakura: "Ehh, no, we were to far away..-

--a man who was planning of taping the dolphin show had instead caught the two boys responsible for the choking of the dolphin --

*shows blurred far-away footage of Malik covering face, Bakura waving arms around cursing, and Malik running away with him again*

Isis: *lifts other eyebrow* "Those two looked a lot like you two.."

Malik: "No they don't! look, you can see us over here" *Points to two plants in corner of screen*

Isis: "That's you?? You both look a little.. ah, green"

Bakura: "Well, thanks for the pizza Isis! Well see you in the morning"

Isis: "You guys, its 6:30pm!"

Malik: "yeah but we bought lube"

Isis: "Oh my gods im outta here"

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Amaya: I hope everyone liked the chapter. I'll start on the next one soon.

Yami: *reading story* I guess its not so bad anymore.. as long as I get my puzzle back!

Amaya: Well you will just have to read and find out

Malik: I like the beginning of the story more! I dant want the stupid pharoh to get the puzzle back!

Yugi: Will you keep writing the story even though you have to go back to school tommorow?

Amaya: Of coarse! Writing helps me relieve stress and with my homeroom, I shall be writing a lot, trust me.