Amaya: This will be my last chapter before I have to eat my mothers dreaded meatloaf. I hate meat, unlike Bakura

Malik: I don't like meat that much either, unless its from dairy queen

Bakura: Your both stupid! How can you not like meat??

Amaya: I just don't like red meat. Anyways, enough about meat. On with the story

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Malik: "Last night was great.."

Bakura: "Lets do the exact same thing tonight"

Malik: "Last night was greeat..."

Bakura: "Whos do you think is longer now?

Malik: "Mine!!"

Bakura: "I wonder if Isis is traumatized or anything, maybe we should check on her"

*in main room*

Isis: * sleeping on couch with pillow taped over her ears and earphones on with music blasted*

Malik: "..Isis?"*pokes*

Isis: *opens eyes* "*groggily* Hmm?" *takes off pillow and earphones* "Oh, morning you two"

Malik: "How did you uh, sleep last night"

Isis: "just-fine"

Bakura: "Were going to go get some food ok?"

Isis: "Ok"

*outside room*

Joey: *sitting on bench behind plant and eating sandwich* "Man, those two can sure sleep.."

*door opens*

Joey: "Eah! Its them!"*drops sandwich*

Malik: "What way did we go yesterday?

Bakura: "We went off to the left.."

Malik: "Lets go right today then"

Bakura: "I wish that we didn't have to stay three more nights, eveyone will know that we killed the dolphin and pissed in the waterworld pool"

Malik: "And don't forget about the pharoh!"

*at escalators*

Bakura: "HOLY CRAP!! The stairs are moving!"

Malik: "Are we supposed to go on the stairs when their moving?"

Bakura: "I don't know, lets watch a mortal do it first"

Woman: *walks up to escalator and watches curiously as Malik and Bakura just stand there watching*

Malik: "Ok so we ARE supposed to go on with it moving. I guess we should go on.." *runs and jumps onto step*

Bakura: "Ok, one, two, three" *runs after Malik and jumps on*

Bakura+Malik: *gripping sides tight with people watching*

*In clothes store*

Yugi: "Joey, are you sure you saw them coming this way?

Joey: "Yes!"

Yami: "you guys! SHH I see them coming in!"

Malik: "Ok, maybe today we get some hats.."

Bakura: "Yea, my hair can rea- *Anzu gags Bakura and pulls him away*

Malik: "Yes, your hair can really what? Bakura?" *turns around* "Ba- Bakura?"

Yami: *runs up to Malik and pulls a pair of womens underwear over his head*

Malik: *Screams like girl* "AHHH!! WHAT THE HELL!"

Yami: "Yugi! Reach into his pocket and get the puzzle!"

Yugi: *reaches in hoodie pocket while Yami is holding him* "Yami, its gone! The puzzle isnt there!"

Malik: "PHAROH!!!!!!! GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF OF ME"

Yami: *lets him go* "wheres my puzzle Malik?"

Malik: *reaches into pants pocket and pulls out puzzle* "Right here moron!"

Yami+Yugi: "GRAB IT!!"

Malik: "uh oh" *starts running* "Bakura! Where are you?!"

Bakura: "MMPHF!!"

Malik: *sees Bakura pinned to ground by Anzu* "What the hell?" *kicks Anzu in side and grabs Bakura*

Malik: "Dude!" *while running* "That girl could pin you??"

Bakura: *spitts out gag* "Hey! She started tickling me!"

Malik: "*laughing* Whatever dude!"

*back on bottom floor*

Malik: *looking around* "Where can we hide.. they'll be here soon"

Bakura: "Look! The moll goes even lower!" *points to staircase leading down into sea creature area*

Malik: "Ok, lets go then, and I think its mall not moll"

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Yugi: "Hey you guys! I saw them go down there!"

Yami: "Lets go!"

*Below, in sea animal place*

Bakura: "I cant believe they have MORE animals in this bloody place"

Malik: "Its so dark down here, and im boiling in all of these clothes!"

Bakura: *raises eyebrow in spite of darkness* "Then maybe you should take them off"

Malik: *smiles*

Bakura and Malik: *head for bathroom*

Yugi: "I know I saw them go down here.."

Anzu: "Uhhgg. penguins.. ive hated being around them ever since the big 5 incedent.."

Joey: "Oh Anzu give it a rest."

Yami: "Yugi, I don't see them"

Yugi: " well, maybe we should check upstairs again.."

*10 minutes later*

Bakura: *Leaving bathroom* "Ahh.. I needed that"

Malik: "heheh, yeah. but now im even hotter, so we really need to go back upstairs"

*upstairs*

Anzu: "Joey, your spilling your Orange julius all over!"

Joey: "Well, its hard to hold on to so much food at once!"

Yugi: "you guys, we have to concentrate! This is our last day here and we have got to find my pu-

*THUD*

Yami: "What was that?" *turns around*

Yugi: "Hey! Joey! Your sloppyness has really paid off!"

Joey: "What are ya talkin' about yuge?"

Anzu: "Malik and Bakura! They slipped on your drink, Joey!"

Bakura: "groaaan."

Yugi: "It looks like Bakuras just brained, but Maliks unconsious"

Yami: *takes puzzle* " Ok, you guys, lets head for the airport now"

*2 hours later*

".Sonny boy? Son, are you all right?"

Malik: "Whaat?.."

Old geiser: "You took quite a fall there, boy. Are you and your friend.." *looks at Bakura and then Malik* "Oh my stars, you killed the dolphin!"

People around area: *stares at Bakura and Malik and whisper angrilly*

Bakura and Malik: "SHITT..."*take off running*

Woman in area: "GET THEM!!"

Malik: "I *pant* Think were gonna have to *pant* cut the trip short!"

Bakura: "But we need to find your *pant* sister!!"

=Malik, Bakura, and angry mob run past Swimco=

Swimmer: "Hey! Those are the guys that peed in the pool and ruined the filter system! GET THEM!!!"

*Swimmers start running after them*

Malik: "Oh gods!! We really need to find Isis!"

=Malik, Bakura,and angry mobs run past Bible store=

Christian: "Hey! I saw them doing 'it' in an elevator! GET THEM!!"

*Christians start running after them*

Malik: "Hey! *pant* So that's what that *pant* moving room was called!"

*Malik, Bakura and Mobs run past lingerie store*

Woman: "Hey! Those pervs were staring at my breasts as I went up an esculator! GET THEM!!"

*Women start running after them*

Malik: *yelling* "Hey! I * pant* did not stare at your *pant* breasts!!"

*all the people run past a Bonkers(kids play place)*

Little boy: "Hey! That white head stole my oreo blizzard! GET HIM!!"

*Little kids start running after them*

Bakura: "Did that*pant* little kid call me a *pant* whitehead??"

Malik: "HAHA yes!!"

Isis: *in part of mall, holding shopping bags and looking around* "I wonder where everyone.." *hears many feet running and turns around* "Oh-My- Gods.."

=Malik and Bakura running towards Isis with the whole mall chasing them=

Malik: "Isis! Isis we have got to get outta here!"

Isis: "Oh gods.. oh gods.." *stands there frozen*

Malik and Bakura: "Come on!!" *both grab each of her arms*

Isis: "OH GODS!"

=Malik, Isis, and Bakura explode out front doors, with half of the people following=

People walking around outside: *all stare *

Malik: "The bus! A bus! I don't even care THAT it's a bus!! We have to get on it!"

Malik, Isis and Bakura: *all jump in as doors close*

Malik: "YES!!" *looks over shoulder in bus at mobs* "We did it!" *high fives Bakura*

Isis: "Ok, what the hell just happened??"

Malik: "You don't want to-

Isis: "Oh no!"

Bakura: "What?"

Isis: "Ohh.. you two better thank Ra that I was carrying a bag with our plane tickets in it, but I left all of my clothes behind!"

Malik: "OHNO!"

Isis: "What!?"

Malik: "I forgot my lube!!"

*people on bus stare*

Isis: "Gross! Who cares its just lube!"

Bakura: "Actually, I still have the one bottle in my pants pocket, remember downstairs in the bathroom?"

Malik: "Heheh.. oh yeah.."

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Amaya: *distainfully takes bite of meatloaf* Ok! So theres the second last chapter! A lot happened didn't it?

Yami and Yugi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA that was too funny!

Bakura: It was not!!

Malik: Shut UP pharoh!!!!

Yami: Make me.

Malik: I WILL YOU PUSSY!!! *Jumps on Yami and creates dust cloud AGAIN*

Ryou: *listening to backstreet boys cd* Back-streets back, alright!