Whooooooooooo yeah! Finally the second chapter is revised. This chapter is
the solution to this mess of debt Joey got in to. Serenity will go on!!!!
O_o Yeahy!!!! Now is when I shut up and you read this fiction!
PPPPPPWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Happy readings!! ^.^
Kaiba: You never did the disclaimer.
QoH: O.O Whoops. Thank you, Kaiba!!! *Pinches Kaiba's cheek*
Kaiba: Don't touch me!!! Ahh!! *pulls away*
QoH: Come on, Kaiba!! Would you do the disclaimer, onegai????
Kaiba: Hmpf. . . not after you almost tore my cheek off.
QoH: *,*
Kaiba: I'm not doing the disclaim. . .
Yugi: I'll do it! I'll do it!
QoH: -______- You again?
Yugi: Onegai?!?!?!?!
QoH: *looks at Kaiba* *sigh* Ok. . .
Yugi: Yay!!! The Queen of Hearts doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
QoH: No that I don't. But fortunately I got my hair back! I shot that bunny bastard right out of the fuc. . . umm. . . sky. Ahem . . .yeah. . .
Yugi: O_o
QoH: Let's go on with the fiction!!!
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The Cooking Fest
Chapter 2: The Solution
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Ryou gets out of bed. He wobbles to his spotless closet and pulls out his robe and gets his pink fuzzy bunny slippers on. Than he blinks a couple times and walks into the kitchen to find Yuffie waiting for him patiently.
Ryou: Hi, Yuffie. Good morning.
Yuffie: Good MORNING!!!!! *hugs Ryou hard*
Ryou: Oh. . .
Yuffie: I'm soooo happy you're not upset at your friends from yesterday!! I want to go watch Tellitubies!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *screams in Ryou's ear*
Ryou: O_o Can't. . . *gasps loudly*
Yuffie: Ya know, I think Tristian dropped off a sheet of paper this morning, too. I think it might be a contest we can enter! Remember yesterday, Ryou? That was soooo sad! I hope that Joey feels ok because he must be really s. . .
Ryou: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Yuffie: Ryou?
Ryou: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Yuffie: Ahh!! Ryou!! *releases tight grasp on Ryou*
Ryou: *GASP*
Yuffie: Oops. . . Sorry. ^.^
Ryou: x_____x
Yuffie: Daijoubu?
Ryou: Yes. . .wait. . . how the. . .BY RA!!! How do you get in my apartment?!?!?!?!?!
Yuffie: Spare key.
Ryou: What????
Yuffie: Spare key.
Ryou: But you. . .
Yuffie: Spare key.
Ryou: @_@
Yuffie: O_o *goes over to the fridge and pulls out large container of iced tea, which Ryou didn't even make. pours Ryou and herself a glass. downs hers in one gulp.*
Ryou: Oh. Thanks Yuffie.
Yuffie: You're welcome! ^.^
Ryou: *takes a sip. Spits it out everywhere* What the HELL did you put in this????
Yuffie: Iced Tea mix and sugar.
Ryou: That's it?
Yuffie: Well. . . mostly sugar.
Ryou: *coughs madly*
Yuffie: sprouts evil stare. slaps herself. I'm sorry Ryou!!! Daijoubu??!?!??!
Ryou: Ahh. I don't think so.
Yuffie: I'll get you some water! *gets glass of water. trips and falls down. unconscious.*
Ryou: Um. . . are you ok??
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: Are you ok?
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: Uh. . . *panicky*
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: Oh, no. Be alive, onegai. . .
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: *calls Yugi and tells him to come over. Picks up Yuffie and puts her on the couch. *
Ryou walked over to the freezer, hoping Yugi would be there in a minute or so. He lived the next level down. It shouldn't take him long, he thought. He opened the freezer and whipped put an icepack and drenched it with cool water. Than he put it in a towel and than into a plastic bag. He went over to where Yuffie was lying and placed the ice pack on her head. While leaning over her, he slipped and fell on top of her. Yuffie was still unconscious.
Ryou: Ah?!?! Gomen NA, Yuffie. I-I didn't mean to. . .
Ryou struggled to get up off of Yuffie, but could find no place to put his hand down to lift himself up temporarily. Just than the doorbell rang.
Ryou: Ah. . .
Yugi walked in the room and took a double-take.
Yugi: Where is Yuffie? Do you think that maybe she. . .Ryou where are. . .
Than, Yugi saw Ryou on top of Yuffie. Yugi's eyes bulged and he took a couple steps back and ran out of the room and shut the door. Ryou blushed again.
Ryou: By Ra. This will be hard to explain. . .
Ryou found an empty space on the sofa where she had shifted in her 'sleep' and rested his hand there, thrusting himself up from the fluffy mattress. He brushed himself off and went over to the door and peered outside. Yugi was no where in sight and there was no way Ryou could talk to Yugi after that awkward moment. Ryou sighed. He really wished that never happened, but for some strange reason. . . it felt right. He walked back over to where Yuffie was lying and placed his hand on her head. She awoke with a start and looked at Ryou. She looked scared.
Yuffie: Ryou?
Ryou was shocked. She looked absolutely terrified. His chest burned. He stared at Yuffie in the eye, just wondering, wondering if maybe he leaned in and kissed her, than maybe. . .
Yuffie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ryou's millennium ring flew up before him, throwing Ryou himself across the room. His ring glowed and burned his skin. It started eating through his skin like no tomorrow. He picked up the ring and quickly tossed in across the room. It landed on the floor next to Yuffie.
Yuffie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ryou: Yuffie!!
The ring shined brighter and brighter. It started melting through the floor. The floor, with such gratitude let the ring enter as it melting its way through the carpet, singeing every piece of carpet it could find. It twirled and twirled and Yuffie stopped screaming and looked at the door. She motioned to Ryou.
Yuffie: Y-Yugi.
The ring popped out of the floor and rolled over in front of Yuffie. Ryou turned around to look at the door, forgetting to worry about Yuffie for a second. The ring stopped glowing.
Ryou: Yugi! I. . .
Before Ryou could answer he turned back around. The ring wasn't on the ground. It was hanging around Ryou's neck, just as it had before. The singe marks were gone out of the carpet and all of the glowing had ceased. Ryou stared blankly at Yuffie. Than he turned around and stared at Yugi. Yugi looked rather pale. Than he found out why. Ryou and Yuffie were panting loudly, and considering what Yugi had seen before; Ryou knew why he was in a state of shock. Yugi left again, leaving just Yuffie and Ryou alone once again. Ryou looked at Yuffie.
Ryou: Yuffie, are you ok?
Yuffie: Uh huh.
Ryou: *sigh*
They were both staring at the floor where the ring had melted through. Neither of the two knew what happened to the ring. They wanted to know. They needed to know. Ryou got up and walked over to the table. He picked up the paper Tristian had dropped off. He read it out loud.
Ryou: Dear Ryou. I found a contest we can enter for Joey! He told me all about it yesterday, and I'm glad we all decided to help him. He really appreciates it. It's a cooking fest sort of thing. I can't cook, but I'm sure that if we all work together we can accomplish SOMEthing. I already gathered a crew. We have you, Yuffie, Me, Joey, Mai, and Yugi, but we still need three more people to enter. I need your help. Sincerely Tristian. Hm. . .what do you think Yuffie?
Yuffie: Well. . .we can always invite my friend. She's just like me in every way! She's the one and only Kaiba-Girl!
Ryou: Just like you? By Ra. . .well. . .where does she live?
Yuffie: Just down the road from here.
Ryou: But that still leaves us with a problem. We still need two more people.
Yuffie: Well. . .there is always. . .
Ryou: . . .no.
Yuffie: Come on! It's our only way of turning.
Ryou: But. . .no!
Yuffie: Yes! I'll make sure she stays in order.
Ryou: Alright. I still cannot believe we are inviting Tea.
Yuffie: Well. . .life goes on. Maybe in a nightmare, but it goes on.
Ryou: Yeah. I might as well call the others.
Yuffie: But wait. We still need one more person.
Ryou: By RA! But that leaves us with. . .
Yuffie: Yeah. . .
Ryou: Kaiba.
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OOOOooooo. Now Kaiba is thrown into the whole mess.
ha..haha..hA....HAHAHHAHHAHHAA!!! My master plan is WORKING! This is my
favorite fan fic so far. I was inspired by Kaiba-Girl1 from fanfiction.net.
I LOVE THE FANFIC "THERAPY"! It is SO FUNNY! Unfortunately . . .some weird person at this site took it off the air. I'm so sad. It was awesome. -__- Well. . .*sniff* its time for me to sign off. R&R onegai?? This is the Queen of Hearts, signing off!! *.~
Kaiba: You never did the disclaimer.
QoH: O.O Whoops. Thank you, Kaiba!!! *Pinches Kaiba's cheek*
Kaiba: Don't touch me!!! Ahh!! *pulls away*
QoH: Come on, Kaiba!! Would you do the disclaimer, onegai????
Kaiba: Hmpf. . . not after you almost tore my cheek off.
QoH: *,*
Kaiba: I'm not doing the disclaim. . .
Yugi: I'll do it! I'll do it!
QoH: -______- You again?
Yugi: Onegai?!?!?!?!
QoH: *looks at Kaiba* *sigh* Ok. . .
Yugi: Yay!!! The Queen of Hearts doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
QoH: No that I don't. But fortunately I got my hair back! I shot that bunny bastard right out of the fuc. . . umm. . . sky. Ahem . . .yeah. . .
Yugi: O_o
QoH: Let's go on with the fiction!!!
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The Cooking Fest
Chapter 2: The Solution
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Ryou gets out of bed. He wobbles to his spotless closet and pulls out his robe and gets his pink fuzzy bunny slippers on. Than he blinks a couple times and walks into the kitchen to find Yuffie waiting for him patiently.
Ryou: Hi, Yuffie. Good morning.
Yuffie: Good MORNING!!!!! *hugs Ryou hard*
Ryou: Oh. . .
Yuffie: I'm soooo happy you're not upset at your friends from yesterday!! I want to go watch Tellitubies!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *screams in Ryou's ear*
Ryou: O_o Can't. . . *gasps loudly*
Yuffie: Ya know, I think Tristian dropped off a sheet of paper this morning, too. I think it might be a contest we can enter! Remember yesterday, Ryou? That was soooo sad! I hope that Joey feels ok because he must be really s. . .
Ryou: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Yuffie: Ryou?
Ryou: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Yuffie: Ahh!! Ryou!! *releases tight grasp on Ryou*
Ryou: *GASP*
Yuffie: Oops. . . Sorry. ^.^
Ryou: x_____x
Yuffie: Daijoubu?
Ryou: Yes. . .wait. . . how the. . .BY RA!!! How do you get in my apartment?!?!?!?!?!
Yuffie: Spare key.
Ryou: What????
Yuffie: Spare key.
Ryou: But you. . .
Yuffie: Spare key.
Ryou: @_@
Yuffie: O_o *goes over to the fridge and pulls out large container of iced tea, which Ryou didn't even make. pours Ryou and herself a glass. downs hers in one gulp.*
Ryou: Oh. Thanks Yuffie.
Yuffie: You're welcome! ^.^
Ryou: *takes a sip. Spits it out everywhere* What the HELL did you put in this????
Yuffie: Iced Tea mix and sugar.
Ryou: That's it?
Yuffie: Well. . . mostly sugar.
Ryou: *coughs madly*
Yuffie: sprouts evil stare. slaps herself. I'm sorry Ryou!!! Daijoubu??!?!??!
Ryou: Ahh. I don't think so.
Yuffie: I'll get you some water! *gets glass of water. trips and falls down. unconscious.*
Ryou: Um. . . are you ok??
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: Are you ok?
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: Uh. . . *panicky*
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: Oh, no. Be alive, onegai. . .
Yuffie: . . .
Ryou: *calls Yugi and tells him to come over. Picks up Yuffie and puts her on the couch. *
Ryou walked over to the freezer, hoping Yugi would be there in a minute or so. He lived the next level down. It shouldn't take him long, he thought. He opened the freezer and whipped put an icepack and drenched it with cool water. Than he put it in a towel and than into a plastic bag. He went over to where Yuffie was lying and placed the ice pack on her head. While leaning over her, he slipped and fell on top of her. Yuffie was still unconscious.
Ryou: Ah?!?! Gomen NA, Yuffie. I-I didn't mean to. . .
Ryou struggled to get up off of Yuffie, but could find no place to put his hand down to lift himself up temporarily. Just than the doorbell rang.
Ryou: Ah. . .
Yugi walked in the room and took a double-take.
Yugi: Where is Yuffie? Do you think that maybe she. . .Ryou where are. . .
Than, Yugi saw Ryou on top of Yuffie. Yugi's eyes bulged and he took a couple steps back and ran out of the room and shut the door. Ryou blushed again.
Ryou: By Ra. This will be hard to explain. . .
Ryou found an empty space on the sofa where she had shifted in her 'sleep' and rested his hand there, thrusting himself up from the fluffy mattress. He brushed himself off and went over to the door and peered outside. Yugi was no where in sight and there was no way Ryou could talk to Yugi after that awkward moment. Ryou sighed. He really wished that never happened, but for some strange reason. . . it felt right. He walked back over to where Yuffie was lying and placed his hand on her head. She awoke with a start and looked at Ryou. She looked scared.
Yuffie: Ryou?
Ryou was shocked. She looked absolutely terrified. His chest burned. He stared at Yuffie in the eye, just wondering, wondering if maybe he leaned in and kissed her, than maybe. . .
Yuffie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ryou's millennium ring flew up before him, throwing Ryou himself across the room. His ring glowed and burned his skin. It started eating through his skin like no tomorrow. He picked up the ring and quickly tossed in across the room. It landed on the floor next to Yuffie.
Yuffie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ryou: Yuffie!!
The ring shined brighter and brighter. It started melting through the floor. The floor, with such gratitude let the ring enter as it melting its way through the carpet, singeing every piece of carpet it could find. It twirled and twirled and Yuffie stopped screaming and looked at the door. She motioned to Ryou.
Yuffie: Y-Yugi.
The ring popped out of the floor and rolled over in front of Yuffie. Ryou turned around to look at the door, forgetting to worry about Yuffie for a second. The ring stopped glowing.
Ryou: Yugi! I. . .
Before Ryou could answer he turned back around. The ring wasn't on the ground. It was hanging around Ryou's neck, just as it had before. The singe marks were gone out of the carpet and all of the glowing had ceased. Ryou stared blankly at Yuffie. Than he turned around and stared at Yugi. Yugi looked rather pale. Than he found out why. Ryou and Yuffie were panting loudly, and considering what Yugi had seen before; Ryou knew why he was in a state of shock. Yugi left again, leaving just Yuffie and Ryou alone once again. Ryou looked at Yuffie.
Ryou: Yuffie, are you ok?
Yuffie: Uh huh.
Ryou: *sigh*
They were both staring at the floor where the ring had melted through. Neither of the two knew what happened to the ring. They wanted to know. They needed to know. Ryou got up and walked over to the table. He picked up the paper Tristian had dropped off. He read it out loud.
Ryou: Dear Ryou. I found a contest we can enter for Joey! He told me all about it yesterday, and I'm glad we all decided to help him. He really appreciates it. It's a cooking fest sort of thing. I can't cook, but I'm sure that if we all work together we can accomplish SOMEthing. I already gathered a crew. We have you, Yuffie, Me, Joey, Mai, and Yugi, but we still need three more people to enter. I need your help. Sincerely Tristian. Hm. . .what do you think Yuffie?
Yuffie: Well. . .we can always invite my friend. She's just like me in every way! She's the one and only Kaiba-Girl!
Ryou: Just like you? By Ra. . .well. . .where does she live?
Yuffie: Just down the road from here.
Ryou: But that still leaves us with a problem. We still need two more people.
Yuffie: Well. . .there is always. . .
Ryou: . . .no.
Yuffie: Come on! It's our only way of turning.
Ryou: But. . .no!
Yuffie: Yes! I'll make sure she stays in order.
Ryou: Alright. I still cannot believe we are inviting Tea.
Yuffie: Well. . .life goes on. Maybe in a nightmare, but it goes on.
Ryou: Yeah. I might as well call the others.
Yuffie: But wait. We still need one more person.
Ryou: By RA! But that leaves us with. . .
Yuffie: Yeah. . .
Ryou: Kaiba.
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OOOOooooo. Now Kaiba is thrown into the whole mess.
ha..haha..hA....HAHAHHAHHAHHAA!!! My master plan is WORKING! This is my
favorite fan fic so far. I was inspired by Kaiba-Girl1 from fanfiction.net.
I LOVE THE FANFIC "THERAPY"! It is SO FUNNY! Unfortunately . . .some weird person at this site took it off the air. I'm so sad. It was awesome. -__- Well. . .*sniff* its time for me to sign off. R&R onegai?? This is the Queen of Hearts, signing off!! *.~