Scene One- Return to Happyland
(scene begins pitch black.)
Both Narrators: (breathy and trancey, like airline stewardesses) Come back to Happyland.
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey as before) Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey as before) The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign.
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey as before) The air bags are located in the upper right-hand corner.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey as before) Enjoy your flight.
(the black fades to view of Happyland.)
Narrator 1: (camera pans over to CLOSE UP: SANDY's house. SANDY is in the front yard with AUSTIN POWERS, TOMMY, MICHELLE and the CHANGELING BOY. SANDY and AUSTIN are talking flirtatiously and the children are playing on the playground.) And here we go back to Sandy's house.
Narrator 2: Sandy and Jack Sparrow are not together anymore. Sandy has hooked up with Austin Powers, who has decided to not be with Janet cause she was too square of a cat, so now he's with Sandy.
Narrator 1: And Sandy did get custody of the Changeling Boy. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: CHANGELING BOY.) And Michelle. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: MICHELLE.) And Tommy. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: TOMMY.)
Narrator 2: Clearly.
Narrator 1: (as the camera pans to JANET's mansion.) Anyway. Back to Janet's mansion.
Narrator 2: Where Janet is still doing her make-up. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: JANET doing her make-up.)
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: GERDA.) And Gerda does not have to be Rini's babysitter anymore, because Serena quit internet college, cause she graduated.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: SAMMY.) And there's Sammy, who' still
Both Narrators: The fattest cat in the world.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: HERMIA and GINNY exercising.) And there's Ginny and Hermia.
Narrator 2: They've returned to Happyland cause their parents thought it was a boarding school. And they wanted them to go to boarding school even though Ginny got married to Harry.
(CUT TO: ELLE.) And Elle.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: MONICA in her Porsche. There is a carriage next to her.) And Monica, who got the inheritance of a carriage.
Narrator 2: From her uncle. Who died. His name was
Narrator 1: Sam.
Narrator 2: Yes. Monica's uncle Sam died.
(CUT TO: AUDREY.) And here's Audrey and Jack Sparrow. They have hooked up.
Narrator 1: For now.
Narrator 2: Cause Jack Sparrow was drunk. And hallucinating flowers.
(CUT TO: Psychedelically colored flowers swirling around.)
Both Narrators: Pretty flowers, ooh...
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: KIM on the telephone.) And there's Kim, who's on the phone with...
Narrator 2: Helen. And she is also back cause her parents wanted her to go to boarding school.
(CUT TO: STORM in a pool at PARIS's house.)
Narrator 1: And there's Storm, who moved in with Paris.
Narrator 2: Cause since the Olsen twins died, Princess Leia and Princess Mia and the Queen of the Night moved into the castle. And the Olsen twins' ghosts are still there. (CUT TO: The castle. PRINCESS LEIA, PRINCESS MIA, and THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT are there, as are the ghosts of MARY-KATE and ASHLEY.)
(CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.)
Narrator 1: And then there's Tzeitel in the barn.
Both Narrators: MILKING.
Narrator 1: And then of course, there's Rini and Serena over there in their church. (CUT TO: RINI and SERENA in their church.)
Narrator 2: Anyway...
(scene begins pitch black.)
Both Narrators: (breathy and trancey, like airline stewardesses) Come back to Happyland.
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey as before) Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey as before) The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign.
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey as before) The air bags are located in the upper right-hand corner.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey as before) Enjoy your flight.
(the black fades to view of Happyland.)
Narrator 1: (camera pans over to CLOSE UP: SANDY's house. SANDY is in the front yard with AUSTIN POWERS, TOMMY, MICHELLE and the CHANGELING BOY. SANDY and AUSTIN are talking flirtatiously and the children are playing on the playground.) And here we go back to Sandy's house.
Narrator 2: Sandy and Jack Sparrow are not together anymore. Sandy has hooked up with Austin Powers, who has decided to not be with Janet cause she was too square of a cat, so now he's with Sandy.
Narrator 1: And Sandy did get custody of the Changeling Boy. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: CHANGELING BOY.) And Michelle. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: MICHELLE.) And Tommy. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: TOMMY.)
Narrator 2: Clearly.
Narrator 1: (as the camera pans to JANET's mansion.) Anyway. Back to Janet's mansion.
Narrator 2: Where Janet is still doing her make-up. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: JANET doing her make-up.)
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: GERDA.) And Gerda does not have to be Rini's babysitter anymore, because Serena quit internet college, cause she graduated.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: SAMMY.) And there's Sammy, who' still
Both Narrators: The fattest cat in the world.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: HERMIA and GINNY exercising.) And there's Ginny and Hermia.
Narrator 2: They've returned to Happyland cause their parents thought it was a boarding school. And they wanted them to go to boarding school even though Ginny got married to Harry.
(CUT TO: ELLE.) And Elle.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: MONICA in her Porsche. There is a carriage next to her.) And Monica, who got the inheritance of a carriage.
Narrator 2: From her uncle. Who died. His name was
Narrator 1: Sam.
Narrator 2: Yes. Monica's uncle Sam died.
(CUT TO: AUDREY.) And here's Audrey and Jack Sparrow. They have hooked up.
Narrator 1: For now.
Narrator 2: Cause Jack Sparrow was drunk. And hallucinating flowers.
(CUT TO: Psychedelically colored flowers swirling around.)
Both Narrators: Pretty flowers, ooh...
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: KIM on the telephone.) And there's Kim, who's on the phone with...
Narrator 2: Helen. And she is also back cause her parents wanted her to go to boarding school.
(CUT TO: STORM in a pool at PARIS's house.)
Narrator 1: And there's Storm, who moved in with Paris.
Narrator 2: Cause since the Olsen twins died, Princess Leia and Princess Mia and the Queen of the Night moved into the castle. And the Olsen twins' ghosts are still there. (CUT TO: The castle. PRINCESS LEIA, PRINCESS MIA, and THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT are there, as are the ghosts of MARY-KATE and ASHLEY.)
(CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.)
Narrator 1: And then there's Tzeitel in the barn.
Both Narrators: MILKING.
Narrator 1: And then of course, there's Rini and Serena over there in their church. (CUT TO: RINI and SERENA in their church.)
Narrator 2: Anyway...