SCENE FOUR- Austin's New Love
(CUT TO: AUSTIN and SANDY in SANDY's yard.)
Narrator 1: Meanwhile, Sandy was getting tired of Austin not making any income for the family.
Narrator 2: And Austin was getting rather tired of Sandy. Cause he's a pervert.
Narrator 1: And a...
(annoying bleep-out noises sound indicating a curse word being said)
Narrator 1: So they broke up. And Austin Powers went over to Storm's house. (AUSTIN walks over to STORM's house.)
Austin: (to STORM) Storm? Can I spent the night with you? We can sleep together.
Storm: Sure, Austin.
Austin: (seeing that STORM is in a swimming pool) Ok, let's go swim. (they jump in the pool and go swimming.)
Narrator 2: So they swam. In a pool.
(Very, very faint music plays. It's unclear what it might be, but if you listen very, very closely you can hear the phrase "Don't dream it, be it" repeated over and over again.)
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: later that night, STORM and AUSTIN are in bed together.) Later that night... (MARY-KATE enters in ghost form. Creepy music plays)
Mary-Kate: (being all creepy and ghostly, to AUSTIN, STORM is asleep but AUSTIN is not) I'm coming to haunt you! I'm going to haunt you forever cause you dumped me and then I committed suicide!
Austin: (groggily) Five more minutes, mother.
Mary-Kate: (offended) I'm not your mother. We used to be in love.
Narrator 2: Mary-Kate was sad. She would have killed herself. But she was already dead. (CUT TO: ASHLEY in ghost form sitting on the roof of her castle.) Meanwhile, her sister Ashley was having fun being dead.
Ashley: Ooh. Now I'm dead, I think I'm going to start a rock band.
Narrator 2: Ashley decided she would turn punk for no reason at all. (Magically, ASHLEY's ghost is suddenly attired in punk clothes. Punk rock music begins to play and Ashley begins to mosh-pit.) Ok, now I'm a punk. Ta-ta.
Narrator 1: But Mary-Kate was still sad. She haunted Austin. (more creepy music plays as MARY-KATE haunts AUSTIN.)
Mary-Kate: I'm haunting you, I'm haunting you.
Austin: (sarcastically) I'm so freaking scared.
(CUT TO: AUSTIN and SANDY in SANDY's yard.)
Narrator 1: Meanwhile, Sandy was getting tired of Austin not making any income for the family.
Narrator 2: And Austin was getting rather tired of Sandy. Cause he's a pervert.
Narrator 1: And a...
(annoying bleep-out noises sound indicating a curse word being said)
Narrator 1: So they broke up. And Austin Powers went over to Storm's house. (AUSTIN walks over to STORM's house.)
Austin: (to STORM) Storm? Can I spent the night with you? We can sleep together.
Storm: Sure, Austin.
Austin: (seeing that STORM is in a swimming pool) Ok, let's go swim. (they jump in the pool and go swimming.)
Narrator 2: So they swam. In a pool.
(Very, very faint music plays. It's unclear what it might be, but if you listen very, very closely you can hear the phrase "Don't dream it, be it" repeated over and over again.)
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: later that night, STORM and AUSTIN are in bed together.) Later that night... (MARY-KATE enters in ghost form. Creepy music plays)
Mary-Kate: (being all creepy and ghostly, to AUSTIN, STORM is asleep but AUSTIN is not) I'm coming to haunt you! I'm going to haunt you forever cause you dumped me and then I committed suicide!
Austin: (groggily) Five more minutes, mother.
Mary-Kate: (offended) I'm not your mother. We used to be in love.
Narrator 2: Mary-Kate was sad. She would have killed herself. But she was already dead. (CUT TO: ASHLEY in ghost form sitting on the roof of her castle.) Meanwhile, her sister Ashley was having fun being dead.
Ashley: Ooh. Now I'm dead, I think I'm going to start a rock band.
Narrator 2: Ashley decided she would turn punk for no reason at all. (Magically, ASHLEY's ghost is suddenly attired in punk clothes. Punk rock music begins to play and Ashley begins to mosh-pit.) Ok, now I'm a punk. Ta-ta.
Narrator 1: But Mary-Kate was still sad. She haunted Austin. (more creepy music plays as MARY-KATE haunts AUSTIN.)
Mary-Kate: I'm haunting you, I'm haunting you.
Austin: (sarcastically) I'm so freaking scared.