SCENE FIVE- The New Pink Ladies
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
Storm: OK, we get it.
Narrator 1: Fine. Be that way. (CUT TO: STORM and SANDY talking.) Storm was bragging about her new boyfriend.
Sandy: What's your boyfriend's name?
Storm: Austin Powers! (sighs) Oh, he's so dreamy.
Sandy: (gasps)
Narrator 2: Sandy gasped.
Sandy: Austin and I just broke up last night!
Storm: But Austin and I slept together last night!
Narrator 2: Sandy was mad at Storm.
Sandy: I'm mad at you.
Storm: I'm mad at you.
Sandy, Storm: (to each other) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Sandy: I'm not talking to you.
Storm: I'm not talking to you. (they turn away from each other with their arms crossed)
Both: Hmph!
Narrator 1: So they walked off, leaving all the schoolchildren to sit there.
Narrator 2: And be in school.
Narrator 1: Kim decided to teach the class.
Kim: (to GERDA, HERMIA and GINNY) I'm going to teach you about telephones! The telephone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell... it's boring teaching you about telephones. Let's sing about them instead.
Ginny: (singing) Hi Hermia!
Hermia: (singing) Hi Ginny!
Ginny: (singing) What's the story, morning glory?
Hermia: (singing) What's the tale, nightingale?
Ginny: (singing) Have you heard about Austin and Storm?
Gerda: (singing) Hi Kim.
Kim: (singing) Hi Gerda!
Gerda: (singing) What's the story, morning glory?
Kim: (singing) What's the word, hummingbird?
Gerda: (singing) Have you heard about Austin and Storm?
Ginny, Hermia, Gerda, and Kim: (singing, dancing in a line, looking at each other) Did they really sleep together? Was it really last night? Did he keep her in bed? Did she put up a fight?
Hermia, Kim: (singing) Well I heard they slept together.
Ginny, Gerda: (singing) Oh yeah.
Hermia, Kim: (singing) I was thinking they would.
Ginny, Gerda: (singing) Oh yeah.
Hermia, Kim: (singing) Now they're living at last.
Ginny, Gerda: (singing) Oh yeah.
Hermia, Kim, Ginny and Gerda: (singing) Sandy and Austin broke up for good! (dancing) Sleeping together, sleeping together, sleeping together, together for good. Sleeping together, sleeping together, sleeping together, together for good. (they pose)
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering and GERDA standing off to the side, looking sad)
Kim: Have you heard about that Gerda girl?
Hermia: (whispering) Yeah, what's her name, anyway?
Kim: Gerda. Duh.
Hermia: (whispering) Oh yeah. Well, why are we whispering?
Ginny: We're not.
Hermia: (whispering) Ok, then why am I whispering?
Ginny: Cause you're an idiot.
Hermia: Oh. Okay.
Kim: So, did you hear about Gerda?
Hermia: Yeah, she was like Rini's babysitter or something.
Kim: Yeah, how totally lame is that? Nobody baby-sits anymore. That's so five centuries ago. (GINNY rolls her eyes and KIM doesn't notice)
Hermia: She's like fifteen years old and she's like a babysitter. How totally stupid.
Ginny: Yeah. But we have three musketeers, and I want to have four, so we can be... (thinks for a while) the new Pink Ladies.
Kim: Okay! Let's go ask Gerda.
(they go over to GERDA.)
Narrator 2: Gerda felt sad because she wasn't their friend.
Hermia: (to GERDA) Hey, do you want to be our friend?
Narrator 2: (as GERDA does a happy-dance) Gerda felt happy cause she was their friend now.
Ginny: Great! Now we can be the new Pink Ladies!
Kim: Which one do you want to be, Hermia?
Hermia: I'll be Marty, cause I'm a blonde.
Ginny: I'll be Frenchie, cause I'm a redhead.
Gerda: I'll be Jan.
Kim: And I'll be Rizzo!
Ginny: Yay! Now we're the Pink Ladies. Let's go meet in our secret hiding place. (they sneak into JANET's house, where three of them live, and up into the attic, which is their secret hiding place.)
Narrator 1: In their secret hiding place...
Kim: So, Gerda, what are your innermost thoughts and dreams?
Gerda: I want to see my boyfriend Kai again.
Hermia: That's it? That's your biggest dream?
Gerda: Yeah.
Hermia: Well, okay. We'll help you accomplish your goal of meeting your boyfriend Kai again.
Ginny: Let's go eat ravioli.
Narrator 1: So they did.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering to each other.)
(CUT TO: GERDA not being included.)
Narrator 1: Gerda was sad. She wasn't their friend.
Storm: OK, we get it.
Narrator 1: Fine. Be that way. (CUT TO: STORM and SANDY talking.) Storm was bragging about her new boyfriend.
Sandy: What's your boyfriend's name?
Storm: Austin Powers! (sighs) Oh, he's so dreamy.
Sandy: (gasps)
Narrator 2: Sandy gasped.
Sandy: Austin and I just broke up last night!
Storm: But Austin and I slept together last night!
Narrator 2: Sandy was mad at Storm.
Sandy: I'm mad at you.
Storm: I'm mad at you.
Sandy, Storm: (to each other) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Sandy: I'm not talking to you.
Storm: I'm not talking to you. (they turn away from each other with their arms crossed)
Both: Hmph!
Narrator 1: So they walked off, leaving all the schoolchildren to sit there.
Narrator 2: And be in school.
Narrator 1: Kim decided to teach the class.
Kim: (to GERDA, HERMIA and GINNY) I'm going to teach you about telephones! The telephone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell... it's boring teaching you about telephones. Let's sing about them instead.
Ginny: (singing) Hi Hermia!
Hermia: (singing) Hi Ginny!
Ginny: (singing) What's the story, morning glory?
Hermia: (singing) What's the tale, nightingale?
Ginny: (singing) Have you heard about Austin and Storm?
Gerda: (singing) Hi Kim.
Kim: (singing) Hi Gerda!
Gerda: (singing) What's the story, morning glory?
Kim: (singing) What's the word, hummingbird?
Gerda: (singing) Have you heard about Austin and Storm?
Ginny, Hermia, Gerda, and Kim: (singing, dancing in a line, looking at each other) Did they really sleep together? Was it really last night? Did he keep her in bed? Did she put up a fight?
Hermia, Kim: (singing) Well I heard they slept together.
Ginny, Gerda: (singing) Oh yeah.
Hermia, Kim: (singing) I was thinking they would.
Ginny, Gerda: (singing) Oh yeah.
Hermia, Kim: (singing) Now they're living at last.
Ginny, Gerda: (singing) Oh yeah.
Hermia, Kim, Ginny and Gerda: (singing) Sandy and Austin broke up for good! (dancing) Sleeping together, sleeping together, sleeping together, together for good. Sleeping together, sleeping together, sleeping together, together for good. (they pose)
(CUT TO: HERMIA, KIM and GINNY whispering and GERDA standing off to the side, looking sad)
Kim: Have you heard about that Gerda girl?
Hermia: (whispering) Yeah, what's her name, anyway?
Kim: Gerda. Duh.
Hermia: (whispering) Oh yeah. Well, why are we whispering?
Ginny: We're not.
Hermia: (whispering) Ok, then why am I whispering?
Ginny: Cause you're an idiot.
Hermia: Oh. Okay.
Kim: So, did you hear about Gerda?
Hermia: Yeah, she was like Rini's babysitter or something.
Kim: Yeah, how totally lame is that? Nobody baby-sits anymore. That's so five centuries ago. (GINNY rolls her eyes and KIM doesn't notice)
Hermia: She's like fifteen years old and she's like a babysitter. How totally stupid.
Ginny: Yeah. But we have three musketeers, and I want to have four, so we can be... (thinks for a while) the new Pink Ladies.
Kim: Okay! Let's go ask Gerda.
(they go over to GERDA.)
Narrator 2: Gerda felt sad because she wasn't their friend.
Hermia: (to GERDA) Hey, do you want to be our friend?
Narrator 2: (as GERDA does a happy-dance) Gerda felt happy cause she was their friend now.
Ginny: Great! Now we can be the new Pink Ladies!
Kim: Which one do you want to be, Hermia?
Hermia: I'll be Marty, cause I'm a blonde.
Ginny: I'll be Frenchie, cause I'm a redhead.
Gerda: I'll be Jan.
Kim: And I'll be Rizzo!
Ginny: Yay! Now we're the Pink Ladies. Let's go meet in our secret hiding place. (they sneak into JANET's house, where three of them live, and up into the attic, which is their secret hiding place.)
Narrator 1: In their secret hiding place...
Kim: So, Gerda, what are your innermost thoughts and dreams?
Gerda: I want to see my boyfriend Kai again.
Hermia: That's it? That's your biggest dream?
Gerda: Yeah.
Hermia: Well, okay. We'll help you accomplish your goal of meeting your boyfriend Kai again.
Ginny: Let's go eat ravioli.
Narrator 1: So they did.