SCENE SEVEN- Sandy Swears Off Men
(CUT TO: SANDY sitting by her reflecting pond talking to herself.)
Sandy: You know, I'm really just not into boys right now. I mean, I've been dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers all within the course of three days.
(KIM, HERMIA, GINNY, GERDA and TZEITEL appear.)
Kim, Hermia, Ginny, Gerda and Tzeitel: Three days!?!?!? Three days?!?! Out in three days?!?!? Etc. etc.
Tzeitel: Those stupid Russians.
(they disappear)
Sandy: And those are the only two boys that even live here. I just think I'm going to swear off of men for a while. And concentrate on my career as a teacher. And my children. Who are coincidentally the only children I teach. I could just homeschool them. No, they need the public school experience. Besides...
(CUT TO: SANDY sitting by her reflecting pond talking to herself.)
Sandy: You know, I'm really just not into boys right now. I mean, I've been dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers all within the course of three days.
(KIM, HERMIA, GINNY, GERDA and TZEITEL appear.)
Kim, Hermia, Ginny, Gerda and Tzeitel: Three days!?!?!? Three days?!?! Out in three days?!?!? Etc. etc.
Tzeitel: Those stupid Russians.
(they disappear)
Sandy: And those are the only two boys that even live here. I just think I'm going to swear off of men for a while. And concentrate on my career as a teacher. And my children. Who are coincidentally the only children I teach. I could just homeschool them. No, they need the public school experience. Besides...