Dead Ashley is a Punk Rocker

by Miss Wallflower

This is a sequel to And Tzeitel's in the Barn... MILKING. It's equally insane, equally random, and completely written on a caffeine high

11. Dead Ashley is a Punk Rocker

SCENE TEN- Dead Ashley is a Punk Rocker

(CUT TO: ASHLEY, being a ghost, and being a punk rocker.)

Narrator 2: Dead Ashley- well, Ashley's ghost- was having fun being a punk rocker. (Punk rock music plays and ASHLEY dances around and moshes, screaming things like "rock on" and "mosh pit!")

Ashley: Punk rock, yay! Go punk rock!

(PUNK HELLO KITTY enters.)

Narrator 1: That's her friend.

Narrator 2: Punk Hello Kitty. Punk Hello Kitty wasn't dead, she was just... Punk Hello Kitty.

Punk Hello Kitty: Rock on.

Ashley: Whoo-hoo, par-tay.

Punk Hello Kitty: (to ASHLEY) Let's be punk together.

Ashley: (to PUNK HELLO KITTY) We can form a club.

Punk Hello Kitty: A punk club.

Ashley: And make a salt pillar.

Punk Hello Kitty: How do you make a salt pillar, anyway?

Ashley: I have no idea.

Punk Hello Kitty: Oh, I think I know. You have to melt the salt.

Ashley: Oh, gee, I didn't know that, cause I'm dead.

Punk Hello Kitty: Oh. Okay, I'm going to leave now. C'mon, let's go be punk and rock out.

(PUNK HELLO KITTY and ASHLEY leave.)