SCENE THIRTEEN- Jack Sparrow's Deceit Continues and Gerda Calls Kai on the
Telephone
(CUT TO: Psychedelically colored flowers swirling all over the place)
Both Narrators: Pretty flowers, ooh...
Jack Sparrow: (voice over) I think I drank too much rum...
Narrator 2: Jack Sparrow was hallucinating flowers again. After trying to go out with Princess Leia, and Princess Leia was falling for it, but he really just wanted to be the prince.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, GINNY, KIM and GERDA in their secret attic clubhouse.)
Narrator 2: Meanwhile, in their secret clubhouse,
Narrator 1: Hermia and Ginny were stretching. (HERMIA and GINNY stretch.)
Narrator 2: Kim had an idea of how Gerda could talk to Kai.
Kim: I have an idea of how you can talk to Kai. (to GERDA)
Gerda: Really? What is it?
Kim: (dramatically) The telephone! (strikes a pose)
Gerda: (gasps) What's that?
Kim: I already explained it to you, remember? I have one at my duplex where I live with Audrey and Jack Sparrow, cause they're going out, and I ignore them. Come on, girls, let's go! Gerda's going to call Kai on the telephone.
(KIM and GERDA stand up, but HERMIA and GINNY keep stretching)
Narrator 1: But Ginny and Hermia didn't want to go, they wanted to stretch.
(CUT TO: KIM and GERDA walking up the stairs in KIM's house and into the room where AUDREY and AUSTIN are making out.)
Gerda: Where's your telephone?
Kim: It's up here. (they enter the room where AUDREY and AUSTIN are making out and gasp when they see them.) Oh! Audrey, what are you doing?
Gerda: What are you doing? I thought you were going out with Jack Sparrow!
Audrey: No. He went out with Monica and Princess Leia.
Kim and Gerda: NO WAY.
Audrey: So now I'm going out with Austin Powers.
Kim and Gerda: NO WAY.
Kim: I thought Storm was going out with Austin Powers.
Audrey: (to AUSTIN) You're going out with Storm? (slaps him)
Narrator 1: But Austin didn't think he deserved that one, because he wasn't Jack Sparrow.
Narrator 2: So he just left. (AUSTIN leaves.)
Gerda: (looking at the telephone) So how do you use this gosh darn telephone?
Kim: (explaining patiently) Well, you dial the little numbers and talk into the receiver.
Gerda: What if I don't know the number?
Kim: You do.
Gerda: (dials the number) 273-4228. (phone rings) Hello? Can I talk to Kai please?
Grandmother: (over the phone, just her voice) Who is this?
Gerda: (into phone) It's Gerda, Grandmother.
Grandmother: (over the phone, just her voice) Oh! Hello, Gerda. Just a second.
Kai: (over the phone, just his voice) Hi, Gerda.
Gerda: (into phone) Hi, Kai.
Narrator 2: They talked for a while.
(CUT TO: ELLE sitting by a pool)
Elle: I'm bored. I'll go swimming. (sees ODETTE is in the pool) Why is there a swan in the pool? Oh well. (jumps in the pool)
Narrator 1: So Elle went swimming.
(CUT TO: Psychedelically colored flowers swirling all over the place)
Both Narrators: Pretty flowers, ooh...
Jack Sparrow: (voice over) I think I drank too much rum...
Narrator 2: Jack Sparrow was hallucinating flowers again. After trying to go out with Princess Leia, and Princess Leia was falling for it, but he really just wanted to be the prince.
(CUT TO: HERMIA, GINNY, KIM and GERDA in their secret attic clubhouse.)
Narrator 2: Meanwhile, in their secret clubhouse,
Narrator 1: Hermia and Ginny were stretching. (HERMIA and GINNY stretch.)
Narrator 2: Kim had an idea of how Gerda could talk to Kai.
Kim: I have an idea of how you can talk to Kai. (to GERDA)
Gerda: Really? What is it?
Kim: (dramatically) The telephone! (strikes a pose)
Gerda: (gasps) What's that?
Kim: I already explained it to you, remember? I have one at my duplex where I live with Audrey and Jack Sparrow, cause they're going out, and I ignore them. Come on, girls, let's go! Gerda's going to call Kai on the telephone.
(KIM and GERDA stand up, but HERMIA and GINNY keep stretching)
Narrator 1: But Ginny and Hermia didn't want to go, they wanted to stretch.
(CUT TO: KIM and GERDA walking up the stairs in KIM's house and into the room where AUDREY and AUSTIN are making out.)
Gerda: Where's your telephone?
Kim: It's up here. (they enter the room where AUDREY and AUSTIN are making out and gasp when they see them.) Oh! Audrey, what are you doing?
Gerda: What are you doing? I thought you were going out with Jack Sparrow!
Audrey: No. He went out with Monica and Princess Leia.
Kim and Gerda: NO WAY.
Audrey: So now I'm going out with Austin Powers.
Kim and Gerda: NO WAY.
Kim: I thought Storm was going out with Austin Powers.
Audrey: (to AUSTIN) You're going out with Storm? (slaps him)
Narrator 1: But Austin didn't think he deserved that one, because he wasn't Jack Sparrow.
Narrator 2: So he just left. (AUSTIN leaves.)
Gerda: (looking at the telephone) So how do you use this gosh darn telephone?
Kim: (explaining patiently) Well, you dial the little numbers and talk into the receiver.
Gerda: What if I don't know the number?
Kim: You do.
Gerda: (dials the number) 273-4228. (phone rings) Hello? Can I talk to Kai please?
Grandmother: (over the phone, just her voice) Who is this?
Gerda: (into phone) It's Gerda, Grandmother.
Grandmother: (over the phone, just her voice) Oh! Hello, Gerda. Just a second.
Kai: (over the phone, just his voice) Hi, Gerda.
Gerda: (into phone) Hi, Kai.
Narrator 2: They talked for a while.
(CUT TO: ELLE sitting by a pool)
Elle: I'm bored. I'll go swimming. (sees ODETTE is in the pool) Why is there a swan in the pool? Oh well. (jumps in the pool)
Narrator 1: So Elle went swimming.