SCENE FOURTEEN- Penelope-Ann and Penelope are Two Different People. Get It
Straight or Penelope-Ann Will Hit You Over the Head With Her Pogo Stick.
(CUT TO: KIM, GERDA and AUDREY in AUDREY and KIM's house.)
Kim: I'm going to call my friend Penelope-Ann. Not Penelope. Penelope- Ann. There is a difference. (dials the phone)
Audrey: Really? I didn't know there was a difference.
Kim: (singing, on the phone with PENELOPE-ANN) Hi Penelope-Ann!
Penelope-Ann: (over phone, singing, just her voice) Hi Kim!
Kim: (singing) What's the story, morning glory?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone, singing) What's the tale, nightingale?
Kim: (singing) Have you heard about Ginny and Harry?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Yeah, actually.
Kim: (on phone) Yeah. They got married, you know.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) I know.
Kim: (on phone) So what have you been doing, Penelope-Ann?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Pogo-sticking! Aah! (freaks out over pogo- sticking) It's the most fun thing in the world!
Kim: (on phone) Are you going out with Harvey, or is Deborah Sue still?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) No, Deborah Sue is, cause I hit Harvey over the head with my pogo stick.
Kim: (on phone, astounded) WHY?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) He called me Penelope.
Kim: (on phone) Oh. Well, how's Hugo doing?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) He's doing fine, I guess. He's sad you had to go back to boarding school.
Kim: (on phone) This isn't even a boarding school. I wanna go meet up with Hugo again. (is suddenly sad and starts crying) Whahh, I miss Hugo.
Gerda: Use the telephone. That's what you told me to do.
Kim: Sometimes it's just not the same.
Gerda: Do you stare at his picture?
Kim: Every day.
Gerda: While talking on the telephone?
Kim: It just wasn't the same.
Gerda: Gosh, that's gotta be rough.
Kim: I'm not that obsessed. (cries)
Audrey: You guys have very interesting conversations.
Narrator 2: Storm came down from baking cookies. (STORM enters with cookies.)
Storm: I'm done making cookies. I'm going to go back to the half of a duplex I share with Paris and Austin now.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Bye!
Narrator 1: Penelope-Ann had been listening to that whole conversation.
Narrator 2: Audrey didn't tell Storm she and Austin Powers had been making out.
Kim: (on phone, to PENELOPE-ANN) I gotta go, Penelope-Ann. Have fun on your pogo stick.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Will do.
Kim: (on phone) Meet up with Conrad.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Okay.
Kim: (on phone) Deborah Sue's brother Conrad.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) I know.
Kim: (on phone) Then you can piss off Deborah Sue.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) I know.
Kim: (on phone) Bye.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Bye. (KIM hangs up the phone.)
(CUT TO: KIM, GERDA and AUDREY in AUDREY and KIM's house.)
Kim: I'm going to call my friend Penelope-Ann. Not Penelope. Penelope- Ann. There is a difference. (dials the phone)
Audrey: Really? I didn't know there was a difference.
Kim: (singing, on the phone with PENELOPE-ANN) Hi Penelope-Ann!
Penelope-Ann: (over phone, singing, just her voice) Hi Kim!
Kim: (singing) What's the story, morning glory?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone, singing) What's the tale, nightingale?
Kim: (singing) Have you heard about Ginny and Harry?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Yeah, actually.
Kim: (on phone) Yeah. They got married, you know.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) I know.
Kim: (on phone) So what have you been doing, Penelope-Ann?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Pogo-sticking! Aah! (freaks out over pogo- sticking) It's the most fun thing in the world!
Kim: (on phone) Are you going out with Harvey, or is Deborah Sue still?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) No, Deborah Sue is, cause I hit Harvey over the head with my pogo stick.
Kim: (on phone, astounded) WHY?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) He called me Penelope.
Kim: (on phone) Oh. Well, how's Hugo doing?
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) He's doing fine, I guess. He's sad you had to go back to boarding school.
Kim: (on phone) This isn't even a boarding school. I wanna go meet up with Hugo again. (is suddenly sad and starts crying) Whahh, I miss Hugo.
Gerda: Use the telephone. That's what you told me to do.
Kim: Sometimes it's just not the same.
Gerda: Do you stare at his picture?
Kim: Every day.
Gerda: While talking on the telephone?
Kim: It just wasn't the same.
Gerda: Gosh, that's gotta be rough.
Kim: I'm not that obsessed. (cries)
Audrey: You guys have very interesting conversations.
Narrator 2: Storm came down from baking cookies. (STORM enters with cookies.)
Storm: I'm done making cookies. I'm going to go back to the half of a duplex I share with Paris and Austin now.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Bye!
Narrator 1: Penelope-Ann had been listening to that whole conversation.
Narrator 2: Audrey didn't tell Storm she and Austin Powers had been making out.
Kim: (on phone, to PENELOPE-ANN) I gotta go, Penelope-Ann. Have fun on your pogo stick.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Will do.
Kim: (on phone) Meet up with Conrad.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Okay.
Kim: (on phone) Deborah Sue's brother Conrad.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) I know.
Kim: (on phone) Then you can piss off Deborah Sue.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) I know.
Kim: (on phone) Bye.
Penelope-Ann: (over phone) Bye. (KIM hangs up the phone.)