SCENE FIFTEEN- Random Insanity

(CUT TO: SERENA being taught the piano by PARIS. SERENA is playing scales.)

Paris: Very good, Serena. You're improving on the piano.

(CUT TO: JANET lying on her bed. The lights are NOT filtered red. Bet I had you fooled there. Yeah right.)

Janet: I miss Brad. And Frankie. And Rocky. I'm so sad. I still miss them because I stopped going out with Austin Powers cause he was a womanizing creep just like he thought I was but I went out with him anyway... (sighs)

(magically, AUDREY, KIM, GERDA, and ELLE appear in JANET's room.)

Kim: Janet!

Janet: Dr. Scott!

Kim: Who???

Janet: Oh, never mind...

Gerda: Janet!

Janet: Gerda!

Audrey: Elle!

(ELLE looks at AUDREY.)

Kim: Janet!

Janet: Kim!

Gerda: Janet!

Janet: Gerda!

Audrey: Elle!

(ELLE looks at AUDREY.)

Kim: Janet!

Janet: Kim!

Gerda: Janet!

Janet: Gerda!

Audrey: Elle!

(ELLE looks at AUDREY.)