SCENE NINETEEN- Sandy and Audrey Start a Club
(CUT TO: SANDY putting her children to bed.)
Sandy: (to CHANGELING BOY) Goodnight, Changeling Boy.
(MONICA appears)
Monica: His name is Jim-Bob!
Sandy: No it's not. (MONICA disappears. To TOMMY) Goodnight, Tommy.
Narrator 1: Tommy had no catchphrase.
Sandy: (to MICHELLE) Goodnight, Michelle.
Michelle: You got it, dude!
Sandy: (looks at camera with an annoyed expression) That is getting really annoying...
(CUT TO: SANDY sitting in her yard. AUDREY walks by.)
Sandy: Hi, Audrey.
Audrey: Hi, Sandy. What have you been up to?
Sandy: I got dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers all within three days!
(KIM, HERMIA, GINNY, GERDA and TZEITEL appear.)
Kim, Hermia, Ginny, Gerda and Tzeitel: Three days!?!?!? Three days?!?! Out in three days?!?!? Etc. etc.
Tzeitel: Those stupid Russians.
(They disappear)
Audrey: That was weird. Hey, I got dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers within three days too!
(KIM, HERMIA, GINNY, GERDA and TZEITEL appear.)
Kim, Hermia, Ginny, Gerda and Tzeitel: Three days!?!?!? Three days?!?! Out in three days?!?!? Etc. etc.
Tzeitel: Those stupid Russians.
(They disappear)
Sandy: Okay, that was really weird.
Audrey: Hey, let's start a club!
Sandy: Yeah, let's!
Audrey: A club for being dumped by Austin Powers and Jack Sparrow!
Sandy: Yeah, that sounds great! We can meet at my picnic table!
Narrator 2: And so they did.
Narrator 1: They made a club for people who were dumped by both of the boys in Happyland.
Narrator 2: All two of them.
Audrey: There have to be more boys.
Sandy: But there aren't!
Narrator 2: So they sat at the picnic table and talked about their club.
Sandy: Let's go convince Austin and Jack to dump more people.
Audrey: Yeah! Then we can have more people in our club!
Narrator 1: So Sandy and Audrey walked over to Storm's house, where Austin was at the moment. (SANDY and AUDREY walk over to STORM'S house, where AUSTIN is sitting.)
Audrey: (to AUSTIN) You should go around dumping more people, so then we can have more people in our club.
Austin: Groovy, baby.
Sandy: You disgust me...
Narrator 2: So they left. (SANDY and AUDREY leave.) They couldn't find Jack Sparrow, cause he was in the pool with Elle, but they didn't know that, so they went back to Sandy's house and talked about the club some more. (SANDY and AUDREY sit at SANDY'S picnic table.)
Sandy: Blah, blah, blah.
Audrey: Club, club, clob.
Sandy: Clob?
Audrey: Yes. Clob.
(SANDY rolls her eyes.)
(CUT TO: SANDY putting her children to bed.)
Sandy: (to CHANGELING BOY) Goodnight, Changeling Boy.
(MONICA appears)
Monica: His name is Jim-Bob!
Sandy: No it's not. (MONICA disappears. To TOMMY) Goodnight, Tommy.
Narrator 1: Tommy had no catchphrase.
Sandy: (to MICHELLE) Goodnight, Michelle.
Michelle: You got it, dude!
Sandy: (looks at camera with an annoyed expression) That is getting really annoying...
(CUT TO: SANDY sitting in her yard. AUDREY walks by.)
Sandy: Hi, Audrey.
Audrey: Hi, Sandy. What have you been up to?
Sandy: I got dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers all within three days!
(KIM, HERMIA, GINNY, GERDA and TZEITEL appear.)
Kim, Hermia, Ginny, Gerda and Tzeitel: Three days!?!?!? Three days?!?! Out in three days?!?!? Etc. etc.
Tzeitel: Those stupid Russians.
(They disappear)
Audrey: That was weird. Hey, I got dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers within three days too!
(KIM, HERMIA, GINNY, GERDA and TZEITEL appear.)
Kim, Hermia, Ginny, Gerda and Tzeitel: Three days!?!?!? Three days?!?! Out in three days?!?!? Etc. etc.
Tzeitel: Those stupid Russians.
(They disappear)
Sandy: Okay, that was really weird.
Audrey: Hey, let's start a club!
Sandy: Yeah, let's!
Audrey: A club for being dumped by Austin Powers and Jack Sparrow!
Sandy: Yeah, that sounds great! We can meet at my picnic table!
Narrator 2: And so they did.
Narrator 1: They made a club for people who were dumped by both of the boys in Happyland.
Narrator 2: All two of them.
Audrey: There have to be more boys.
Sandy: But there aren't!
Narrator 2: So they sat at the picnic table and talked about their club.
Sandy: Let's go convince Austin and Jack to dump more people.
Audrey: Yeah! Then we can have more people in our club!
Narrator 1: So Sandy and Audrey walked over to Storm's house, where Austin was at the moment. (SANDY and AUDREY walk over to STORM'S house, where AUSTIN is sitting.)
Audrey: (to AUSTIN) You should go around dumping more people, so then we can have more people in our club.
Austin: Groovy, baby.
Sandy: You disgust me...
Narrator 2: So they left. (SANDY and AUDREY leave.) They couldn't find Jack Sparrow, cause he was in the pool with Elle, but they didn't know that, so they went back to Sandy's house and talked about the club some more. (SANDY and AUDREY sit at SANDY'S picnic table.)
Sandy: Blah, blah, blah.
Audrey: Club, club, clob.
Sandy: Clob?
Audrey: Yes. Clob.
(SANDY rolls her eyes.)