SCENE TWENTY-TWO- Curtain Call
(screen remains black.)
Both Narrators: (shouting at the tops of their lungs) DEMETRIUS! STEP FORWARD! (there is mad applause in the background as screen brightens to show the entire cast in a pretty little line.) (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: PUNK HELLO KITTY steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Punk Hello Kitty! She was friends with dead punk Ashley.
(THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT'S carriage steps forward.)
Narrator 2: The Queen of the Night's carriage! It took the Queen of the Night to Barbados.
(MONICA'S Porsche steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Monica's Porsche! It drove people places.
(MONICA'S carriage steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Monica's carriage! It belonged to her dead Uncle Sam.
(CUPCAKE'S cart steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Cupcake's cart! It was used by Cupcake to pull around Sammy.
(ODETTE steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Odette, the swan princess! She hung out with Sammy and Cupcake!
(CUPCAKE steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Cupcake! She pulled Sammy around in her cart.
(SAMMY steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Sammy, the fattest cat in the world! He was a fat pompous British cat sitting on a mat with a rat wearing a hat with a bat.
(TOMMY steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Tommy! He had no catchphrase.
(MICHELLE steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Michelle! She said "You got it, dude!"
(THE CHANGELING BOY steps forward.)
Narrator 1: The Changeling Boy! He was hardly in this at all.
(RINI steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Rini! She moved to the big-kids class, but was baby-sat by Monica!
(THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT steps forward.)
Narrator 1: The Queen of the Night! She went to Barbados.
(SERENA steps forward)
Narrator 2: Serena! She got piano lessons from Paris and saved the world.
(PARIS steps forward)
Narrator 1: Paris! She taught Serena how to play the piano and saved the world.
(STORM steps forward)
Narrator 2: Storm! She dated Austin Powers, made cookies, and saved the world.
(MONICA steps forward)
Narrator 1: Monica! She baby-sat Rini and fell in love with Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers!
(PRINCESS MIA steps forward)
Narrator 2: Princess Mia! She went to juvie for trying to kill Princess Leia.
(PRINCESS LEIA steps forward)
Narrator 1: Princess Leia! She was the ruler of Happyland and went out with Jack Sparrow.
(MARY-KATE and ASHLEY in ghost for step forward)
Narrator 2: Dead Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Narrator 1: Dead Mary-Kate haunted Austin.
Narrator 2: And dead Ashley went punk.
(SANDY steps forward)
Narrator 1: Sandy! She was dumped by Austin and started a club with Audrey.
(AUDREY steps forward)
Narrator 2: Audrey! She was dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin and started a club with Sandy.
(AUSTIN steps forward)
Narrator 1: Austin Powers! He seduced lots of women.
(GERDA steps forward)
Narrator 2: Gerda! She was not Rini's babysitter, called Kai on the telephone, and was Jan in the new Pink Ladies!
(HERMIA steps forward)
Narrator 1: Hermia! She missed Lysander and was Marty in the new Pink Ladies!
(GINNY steps forward)
Narrator 2: Ginny! She married Harry, and was Frenchie in the new Pink Ladies!
(KIM steps forward)
Narrator 1: Kim! She loved the telephone, and was Rizzo in the new Pink Ladies!
(ELLE steps forward)
Narrator 2: Elle! She and Jack Sparrow made out in a pool.
(TZEITEL steps forward)
Narrator 1: Tzeitel! She was always in the barn milking. Except for right now.
(JANET steps forward)
Narrator 2: Janet! She told her entire story to Hermia, Kim, Ginny and Gerda repeatedly and made out with Jack Sparrow!
(JACK SPARROW steps forward)
Narrator 1: Jack Sparrow! He seduced lots of women also.
Narrator 2: And the Howard Street scene...
(JACK, JOI, MAREN, JEN, BRYNNA, MICAELA, MRS. COBB, the JUDGE, and the JUDGE'S ASSISTANT step forward.)
Narrator 1: Jack, Joi, Maren, Jen, Brynna, Micaela, Mrs. Cobb, the Judge, and the Judge's Assistant! They were there in Janet's bad juvie hall dream.
Narrator 2: Yay for them.
(screen goes black)
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey) Please return your seats to their full upright positions.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey) The captain has prepared to land.
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey) We hope you have enjoyed your flight.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey) Please come again soon!
(screen remains black.)
Both Narrators: (shouting at the tops of their lungs) DEMETRIUS! STEP FORWARD! (there is mad applause in the background as screen brightens to show the entire cast in a pretty little line.) (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: PUNK HELLO KITTY steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Punk Hello Kitty! She was friends with dead punk Ashley.
(THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT'S carriage steps forward.)
Narrator 2: The Queen of the Night's carriage! It took the Queen of the Night to Barbados.
(MONICA'S Porsche steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Monica's Porsche! It drove people places.
(MONICA'S carriage steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Monica's carriage! It belonged to her dead Uncle Sam.
(CUPCAKE'S cart steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Cupcake's cart! It was used by Cupcake to pull around Sammy.
(ODETTE steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Odette, the swan princess! She hung out with Sammy and Cupcake!
(CUPCAKE steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Cupcake! She pulled Sammy around in her cart.
(SAMMY steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Sammy, the fattest cat in the world! He was a fat pompous British cat sitting on a mat with a rat wearing a hat with a bat.
(TOMMY steps forward.)
Narrator 1: Tommy! He had no catchphrase.
(MICHELLE steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Michelle! She said "You got it, dude!"
(THE CHANGELING BOY steps forward.)
Narrator 1: The Changeling Boy! He was hardly in this at all.
(RINI steps forward.)
Narrator 2: Rini! She moved to the big-kids class, but was baby-sat by Monica!
(THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT steps forward.)
Narrator 1: The Queen of the Night! She went to Barbados.
(SERENA steps forward)
Narrator 2: Serena! She got piano lessons from Paris and saved the world.
(PARIS steps forward)
Narrator 1: Paris! She taught Serena how to play the piano and saved the world.
(STORM steps forward)
Narrator 2: Storm! She dated Austin Powers, made cookies, and saved the world.
(MONICA steps forward)
Narrator 1: Monica! She baby-sat Rini and fell in love with Jack Sparrow and Austin Powers!
(PRINCESS MIA steps forward)
Narrator 2: Princess Mia! She went to juvie for trying to kill Princess Leia.
(PRINCESS LEIA steps forward)
Narrator 1: Princess Leia! She was the ruler of Happyland and went out with Jack Sparrow.
(MARY-KATE and ASHLEY in ghost for step forward)
Narrator 2: Dead Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Narrator 1: Dead Mary-Kate haunted Austin.
Narrator 2: And dead Ashley went punk.
(SANDY steps forward)
Narrator 1: Sandy! She was dumped by Austin and started a club with Audrey.
(AUDREY steps forward)
Narrator 2: Audrey! She was dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin and started a club with Sandy.
(AUSTIN steps forward)
Narrator 1: Austin Powers! He seduced lots of women.
(GERDA steps forward)
Narrator 2: Gerda! She was not Rini's babysitter, called Kai on the telephone, and was Jan in the new Pink Ladies!
(HERMIA steps forward)
Narrator 1: Hermia! She missed Lysander and was Marty in the new Pink Ladies!
(GINNY steps forward)
Narrator 2: Ginny! She married Harry, and was Frenchie in the new Pink Ladies!
(KIM steps forward)
Narrator 1: Kim! She loved the telephone, and was Rizzo in the new Pink Ladies!
(ELLE steps forward)
Narrator 2: Elle! She and Jack Sparrow made out in a pool.
(TZEITEL steps forward)
Narrator 1: Tzeitel! She was always in the barn milking. Except for right now.
(JANET steps forward)
Narrator 2: Janet! She told her entire story to Hermia, Kim, Ginny and Gerda repeatedly and made out with Jack Sparrow!
(JACK SPARROW steps forward)
Narrator 1: Jack Sparrow! He seduced lots of women also.
Narrator 2: And the Howard Street scene...
(JACK, JOI, MAREN, JEN, BRYNNA, MICAELA, MRS. COBB, the JUDGE, and the JUDGE'S ASSISTANT step forward.)
Narrator 1: Jack, Joi, Maren, Jen, Brynna, Micaela, Mrs. Cobb, the Judge, and the Judge's Assistant! They were there in Janet's bad juvie hall dream.
Narrator 2: Yay for them.
(screen goes black)
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey) Please return your seats to their full upright positions.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey) The captain has prepared to land.
Narrator 1: (breathy and trancey) We hope you have enjoyed your flight.
Narrator 2: (breathy and trancey) Please come again soon!