"Arwen, how nice to see you!" said Galadriel. "But what is with your hair?
Haven't you washed it today?"
"Nope. I'm going for the rugged, outdoorsy look. You know, greasy hair, stubble. It's supposed to look very manly." Arwen replied calmly.
"Arwen, what have you done?"
"What?"
"That's the exact same thing Aragorn said to me when the Fellowship came through. Did you try to give him your immortality?" Galadriel demanded.
"No."
"You didn't."
"Nope. I didn't try, I did give him my immortality."
"Ai, Undomiel!" Galadriel cried. "Did you not know? He gave you his love, and you gave him your immortality, which means that he got some of your feminine side and you got some of his er.masculine side."
"Really?" Arwen was fascinated.
"Arwen, focus! This is very bad. I can't believe you."
Haldir poked his head around the door. "A message just came from Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood, my lady."
"Bring it here." Galadriel ordered. Haldir handed it to her. "Let's see. 'Lady Galadriel, Currently Aragorn, Gimli, and myself are traveling across the Rohan plains. However, Aragorn has not been himself. He keeps slipping up and talking like Arwen. It is extremely worrying, not to mention incredibly annoying. Is there anything we can do? Many thanks, Legolas Greenleaf'. Arwen, go to your suite. I'm contacting Elrond."
"Nope. I'm going for the rugged, outdoorsy look. You know, greasy hair, stubble. It's supposed to look very manly." Arwen replied calmly.
"Arwen, what have you done?"
"What?"
"That's the exact same thing Aragorn said to me when the Fellowship came through. Did you try to give him your immortality?" Galadriel demanded.
"No."
"You didn't."
"Nope. I didn't try, I did give him my immortality."
"Ai, Undomiel!" Galadriel cried. "Did you not know? He gave you his love, and you gave him your immortality, which means that he got some of your feminine side and you got some of his er.masculine side."
"Really?" Arwen was fascinated.
"Arwen, focus! This is very bad. I can't believe you."
Haldir poked his head around the door. "A message just came from Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood, my lady."
"Bring it here." Galadriel ordered. Haldir handed it to her. "Let's see. 'Lady Galadriel, Currently Aragorn, Gimli, and myself are traveling across the Rohan plains. However, Aragorn has not been himself. He keeps slipping up and talking like Arwen. It is extremely worrying, not to mention incredibly annoying. Is there anything we can do? Many thanks, Legolas Greenleaf'. Arwen, go to your suite. I'm contacting Elrond."