::Disclaimer:: As all of you should know by now, I am not Anno, ok? Therefore I do not own Evangelion, which would be nice as I could torture Shinji anytime I feel like it. Of course Hikari and Asuka will go down with him. Mwahaha.
NOTE TIME: I would like to thank my reviewers (they like me, they really like me!), my friend Chandler for helping me out with ideas for the story, Katie for teaching me how to upload chapters, Anno and Gainax for creating Eva, and thank you, interpretive dance people from the 4th grade (long story)! People, I just want to tell you that I am in a really hyper/happy mood right now. It could have been the noodles I had for lunch today, but who cares anyway?!
Author's Rant: Please read and review and no flames! Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can help prevent forest fires!" And again I would like to thank my wonderful reviewers! Sorry if the characters go out of character. And I'm sorry if there's a story on Fanfiction.net like this one. I don't mean to plagiarize, I just didn't know it was out there. And remember: Don't drink and drive.
::::Neon Genesis Evanjelly:::The Dancing Queen:::
The hands on Shinji's watch were moving extremely slowly that day. Poor Shinji. He had absolutely nothing to do after he came back from Gendo's office. He couldn't play video games or watch TV. Misato was watching her stupid soap operas with Asuka. He couldn't listen to music. Asuka threw his CD player out the window. He couldn't read any books. Asuka burned them all. Poor Shinji. The little wimp got what he deserved. Then, an idea popped into Shinji's head. I know! I'll go out for a walk, and by "coincidence" go to Rei's apartment to visit her! Shinji ran to the door, put his shoes on, and shouted, "Misato, I'm going on a walk, okay?"
"Sure, Shinji. Whatever," Misato, whose eyes were glued to the TV, replied. Shinji ran out, slamming the door behind him. Eventually, Shinji found himself outside Rei's building. I mean, he has to, or else the story wouldn't continue but instead would end right here. He entered and went upstairs. When Shinji walked into the hallway on the floor where Rei's apartment was, he heard a noise coming from behind one of the doors. It sounded a lot like really loud 80's music. Must be one of Rei's wacky neighbors, Shinji thought to himself. He walked to Rei's door and turned the knob. What he saw inside was more than his eyes and brain could bear. There was the blue haired half-Angel, wearing black shoes, a suit, and a black bowler. Another thing hit Shinji. Rei was moonwalking. Not only moonwalking, but she was moonwalking to the music of the person who invented the moonwalk. Yes. She was dancing to Michael Jackson. Shinji screamed. Rei, in response to Shinji's scream, screamed back. Shinji then fainted.
Shinji opened his eyes. He was lying on the floor and Rei was sitting next to him, wearing normal clothes now. "I am sorry if that frightened you, Shinji," she said. "Hey, no problem." Shinji sat up and rubbed his head. "Is there any particular reason you came here and surprised me like that?" "Well, I just thought I might visit you while I was taking my walk." "Mhm." And then there was silence. Don't you hear the crickets? Don't you?!
"Uh, I think I'll go now," Shinji said as he stood up. "Goodbye then."
"Ok, bye." Shinji walked over to the door and opened it. Then he waved at Rei and walked out.
Oh yeah, I am THE MAN! She is SOOO into me! Shinji thought to himself.
That little pest interrupted my special dance time. Now I have to go straight into fish interpretive dance hour. Grr.he will pay!!!!!! Rei thought to herself. Right then, some of Rei's clones walked out of a closet and tried to make an octopus-type figure together. On his walk home, Shinji saw another shocking, but not surprising thing. He saw Gendo walk out of a store called Kitty's Boutique wearing a fluffy pink dress with lots of bows and too much make up. It actually suited him quite well, but that's not the point.
Sorry this chapter was shorter than the first. I couldn't come up with anything else that revolved around this chapter's theme. Hopefully next chapter will be longer. ^_^
NOTE TIME: I would like to thank my reviewers (they like me, they really like me!), my friend Chandler for helping me out with ideas for the story, Katie for teaching me how to upload chapters, Anno and Gainax for creating Eva, and thank you, interpretive dance people from the 4th grade (long story)! People, I just want to tell you that I am in a really hyper/happy mood right now. It could have been the noodles I had for lunch today, but who cares anyway?!
Author's Rant: Please read and review and no flames! Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can help prevent forest fires!" And again I would like to thank my wonderful reviewers! Sorry if the characters go out of character. And I'm sorry if there's a story on Fanfiction.net like this one. I don't mean to plagiarize, I just didn't know it was out there. And remember: Don't drink and drive.
::::Neon Genesis Evanjelly:::The Dancing Queen:::
The hands on Shinji's watch were moving extremely slowly that day. Poor Shinji. He had absolutely nothing to do after he came back from Gendo's office. He couldn't play video games or watch TV. Misato was watching her stupid soap operas with Asuka. He couldn't listen to music. Asuka threw his CD player out the window. He couldn't read any books. Asuka burned them all. Poor Shinji. The little wimp got what he deserved. Then, an idea popped into Shinji's head. I know! I'll go out for a walk, and by "coincidence" go to Rei's apartment to visit her! Shinji ran to the door, put his shoes on, and shouted, "Misato, I'm going on a walk, okay?"
"Sure, Shinji. Whatever," Misato, whose eyes were glued to the TV, replied. Shinji ran out, slamming the door behind him. Eventually, Shinji found himself outside Rei's building. I mean, he has to, or else the story wouldn't continue but instead would end right here. He entered and went upstairs. When Shinji walked into the hallway on the floor where Rei's apartment was, he heard a noise coming from behind one of the doors. It sounded a lot like really loud 80's music. Must be one of Rei's wacky neighbors, Shinji thought to himself. He walked to Rei's door and turned the knob. What he saw inside was more than his eyes and brain could bear. There was the blue haired half-Angel, wearing black shoes, a suit, and a black bowler. Another thing hit Shinji. Rei was moonwalking. Not only moonwalking, but she was moonwalking to the music of the person who invented the moonwalk. Yes. She was dancing to Michael Jackson. Shinji screamed. Rei, in response to Shinji's scream, screamed back. Shinji then fainted.
Shinji opened his eyes. He was lying on the floor and Rei was sitting next to him, wearing normal clothes now. "I am sorry if that frightened you, Shinji," she said. "Hey, no problem." Shinji sat up and rubbed his head. "Is there any particular reason you came here and surprised me like that?" "Well, I just thought I might visit you while I was taking my walk." "Mhm." And then there was silence. Don't you hear the crickets? Don't you?!
"Uh, I think I'll go now," Shinji said as he stood up. "Goodbye then."
"Ok, bye." Shinji walked over to the door and opened it. Then he waved at Rei and walked out.
Oh yeah, I am THE MAN! She is SOOO into me! Shinji thought to himself.
That little pest interrupted my special dance time. Now I have to go straight into fish interpretive dance hour. Grr.he will pay!!!!!! Rei thought to herself. Right then, some of Rei's clones walked out of a closet and tried to make an octopus-type figure together. On his walk home, Shinji saw another shocking, but not surprising thing. He saw Gendo walk out of a store called Kitty's Boutique wearing a fluffy pink dress with lots of bows and too much make up. It actually suited him quite well, but that's not the point.
Sorry this chapter was shorter than the first. I couldn't come up with anything else that revolved around this chapter's theme. Hopefully next chapter will be longer. ^_^