Two days later, Aragorn and Arwen were furious. If anyone had been visiting
in Rivendell, they would've been incredibly weirded out to see a very dirty
man, apparently in drag. Anyone catching sight of the Three Hunters
would've wondered why an Elf maiden was running along the Plains in such
dirty, disgusting clothing.
"This is so humiliating!" Aragorn shouted at Legolas and Gimli. "Can't you shut up?"
The two, who by now were best friends, doubled over laughing again. Instead of Aragorn, it seemed to be Arwen who was screaming at them, but in Aragorn's voice.
"Hey, Viggo, line!" someone hissed. Aragorn looked around. "What?"
"You've got a line. Riders of Rohan, what news-"
"Right, right."
The three went behind some rocks and waited until the Rohirrim came.
"Riders of Rohan, what news from the Mark?" Arwen's body shouted in Aragorn's voice.
They turned around and surrouned Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli.
"What business do two elves and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? And why are they traveling together? Speak quickly!"
"Two elves?" Aragorn looks confused. Eomer looks even more so when he hears the man's voice coming out of the female elf's body.
"Erm, yeah. If you hadn't noticed, dear lady, you are an elf."
"I'm not an elf! My girlfriend is!" Aragorn shouted, annoyed.
"Your girlfriend? I had no idea that elves were gay. Did any of you know that?" Eomer looked around at his men. They shook their heads. Legolas sighed.
"Look, that is really Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Somehow he looks like his girlfriend, Arwen Undomiel instead of himself. That's his voice and his clothes. We can only assume that there's a man walking around in drag in Rivendell," Legolas explained.
"Aah," said Eomer. "So, where you headed - my lady?" everyone guffawed. Aragorn glared at them.
"Nice," approved Legolas. "You've been taking lessons from Elrond, haven't you."
"Shut up, 'Leggy'!"
"Mortal!"
"Princeling!"
"Dirty man!"
"Hey, I'm a super hot elf babe right now, man."
"Sorry. How about No-Brain?"
"Legsie?"
"Dumb-butt."
"Feminine-elf."
"Watch who you're calling feminine, 'Arwen!'"
"Alright, you'll pay for that one!" Aragorn tackled Legolas. Legolas, being in his proper body, was at somewhat of an advantage, Aragorn being in a female's body and not used to the additional equipment. Eomer and his buddies watched, placing bets on who they thought would win. Aragorn had more rage, but Legolas was in his own body. Gimli was lifted in front of Eomer so as to be out of the way. And the fight continues.
"This is so humiliating!" Aragorn shouted at Legolas and Gimli. "Can't you shut up?"
The two, who by now were best friends, doubled over laughing again. Instead of Aragorn, it seemed to be Arwen who was screaming at them, but in Aragorn's voice.
"Hey, Viggo, line!" someone hissed. Aragorn looked around. "What?"
"You've got a line. Riders of Rohan, what news-"
"Right, right."
The three went behind some rocks and waited until the Rohirrim came.
"Riders of Rohan, what news from the Mark?" Arwen's body shouted in Aragorn's voice.
They turned around and surrouned Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli.
"What business do two elves and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? And why are they traveling together? Speak quickly!"
"Two elves?" Aragorn looks confused. Eomer looks even more so when he hears the man's voice coming out of the female elf's body.
"Erm, yeah. If you hadn't noticed, dear lady, you are an elf."
"I'm not an elf! My girlfriend is!" Aragorn shouted, annoyed.
"Your girlfriend? I had no idea that elves were gay. Did any of you know that?" Eomer looked around at his men. They shook their heads. Legolas sighed.
"Look, that is really Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Somehow he looks like his girlfriend, Arwen Undomiel instead of himself. That's his voice and his clothes. We can only assume that there's a man walking around in drag in Rivendell," Legolas explained.
"Aah," said Eomer. "So, where you headed - my lady?" everyone guffawed. Aragorn glared at them.
"Nice," approved Legolas. "You've been taking lessons from Elrond, haven't you."
"Shut up, 'Leggy'!"
"Mortal!"
"Princeling!"
"Dirty man!"
"Hey, I'm a super hot elf babe right now, man."
"Sorry. How about No-Brain?"
"Legsie?"
"Dumb-butt."
"Feminine-elf."
"Watch who you're calling feminine, 'Arwen!'"
"Alright, you'll pay for that one!" Aragorn tackled Legolas. Legolas, being in his proper body, was at somewhat of an advantage, Aragorn being in a female's body and not used to the additional equipment. Eomer and his buddies watched, placing bets on who they thought would win. Aragorn had more rage, but Legolas was in his own body. Gimli was lifted in front of Eomer so as to be out of the way. And the fight continues.