Annon: We left off at.... here, so we'll just continue ^_^
Inuyasha's cheeks bloomed roses, "Female inu youkai's tails..."
He cut off. Sango snorted. Sango was laughing. So was Miroku. Kagome blinked. What was so funny?
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Annon: This may not be true. I do not know. Do not kill me. *hides*
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Inyasha cleared his throat and spoke again, voice low so only Kagome could hear, "They... are used... to attract male's... and... for arousing the female... during..."
Kagome was beet red. She hissed at Sango, who laughed again. Then Inuyasha finished. And she nearly collapsed, "mating... and arousing the m-m-m-MALE!"
Evidently it was like a bare bosom to a normal male. Even if it was fake, it was still cleavage. She blushed again, and positively seethed of embarrassment.
However, her time traveling had taught her something
Give what you get.
She purred, moving closer to the inu hanyou, "Does that mean you're... aroused Inuyasha?"
He blanched. She giggled, and jogged to catch up with Sango. Getting out her money, she paid entry. They were at the dance, and the fun was about to commence! Inuyasha, for his part, was still blanching, standing outside, shocked.
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Annon: *hides*
Miroku: You are just... odd.
Annon: THE BUNNY! IT WAS THE BUNNY!
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The music was pumping. So were the bodies. Miroku and Sango were out there... somewhere. Inuyasha was supposedly getting drinks. And Kagome was..
Standing with her thumb up her ass, saving a table. Of course, this included attracting her friends. However, they never reached her, because a tall, good looking boy did first.
"Hojo-kun!"
The brunette smiled down at her cutely, and she cringed inwardly.
Poor Kagome. Poor Hojo. Cute as hell, but dumb as a stump
"I'm so glad you could make it! Who are you here with?" The boy asked, looking around. Personally, he was hoping she was alone. That way he had an excuse to dance with her.
"Some friends from... er... out of town. They're... somewhere." Kagome stated lamely.
Hojo smiled. Friends was okay, "Care to dance?"
"Actually I-" Kagome started, but was cut off.
Hojo spoke again, "Come on, just one dance?"
Kagome shook her head, "I can't I'm-!"
Hojo grabbed her arm, and smiled again, "Just one dance? Please?"
Kagome tried to get her arm back. Then something unusual happened.
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Annon: I hate Hojo. He's dense. And stupid. And he's dumb. And yes... I hate him. _
Miroku: *consoles*
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Hojo was no longer holding onto her arm. Mainly because everything he was holding, he dropped
Mainly because he wasn't able to breathe
A hand was cutting off his breath.
A CLAWED hand.
Oh, shit.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha. For a second, she thought he had gone crazy scary demon on her, but nope, he was his normal hanyou self.
She exhaled a sigh of relief.
Now wait a second, he was holding Hojo in the air by his neck!
Poor Hojo!
Then Inuyasha growled, "She said no."
Kagome softened. He was being protective. Like he was when Kouga-
Well, hell.
She gripped the enraged inu hanyou's arm, looking pleadingly at him.
"Inuyasha... let him down."
Hojo gasped agreement. Inuyasha's eyes flickered from the boy to Kagome, then to the boy again.
"No. Not unless he agrees to leave you alone."
"Hojo.... please... agree..." Kagome pleaded with the poor brunette. The boy nodded, his face turning purple.
Inuyasha grinned ferally, and let go. Hojo dropped.
Kagome, instead of being grateful to Inuyasha, knelt by Hojo and began to fuss over him.
And now, now the inu hanyou's eyes turned red.
Did we mention he didn't bring the sword to the dance?
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Annon: MIROKU! Wher have you run off to... SANGO?
...
Annon: Well... hell.
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Inuyasha was a hanyou.
When he got angry, his demon blood came out.
When this happened, several changes occurred in him.
He was stronger.
Faster.
He had more bloodlust.
However, his hanyou brain wasn't ready for this, so several other things happened. He reverted to his instincts completely.
That lead to other changes. Simple. Social lines fogged. Rules left him.
He was unmanageable. But simple.
And right now, he was mad.
When Inuyasha was a hanyou, he thought of Kagome in a complicated way. She obviously adored him, but he didn't love her, he loved Kikyou, right? He vowed to protect Kikyou. He ignored Kagome. When she was cuddly, he pushed her away. When she smelled good, he told her otherwise. He insulted her. When she touched his ears, he flinched. Basically, he tried to drive her away.
But right now, it was very simple.
Kagome was pretty.
Kagome liked his ears.
Kagome smelled good
Kagome helped him when he was hurt
Kagome tried to protect him
He protected Kagome.
She was his shard detector
She was his companion
She was his friend
She was his.
Period.
And right now, she was fussing over another man.
This was unacceptable.
If he had been hanyou, he would have yelled at her.
As it was, he could not yell.
So he barked.
Kagome blinked, and turned slowly. She saw his red eyes. His blue pupils. The jagged stripes on his cheeks.
And she grimaced. People.
All around. Cannot sit.
Well, hell.
She was fucked. Royally. Poor poor Hojo.
It came as some surprise when the obviously youkai, and not quite right minded Inuyasha-
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Miroku: WHAT THE HELL? INUYASHA? This is a MIROKU FANFIC!
Annon: You left. I got bored.
Miroku: *growls*
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Inuyasha grabed Kagome gently, and pulled her to his chest. He inhaled her scent, and slowly, slowly, his eyes returned to amber.
By then, Hojo had vanished. It was obvious why. Hojo was not to be seen at all that night. Not that anybody noticed.
AND Kagome had stilled. This was probably due to the fact the Inuyasha was nuzzling her neck. Or maybe that he licked it occasionally. But she was still. And her heart was thumping. All she could hear was her heartbeat, and his steady purr.
Then a slow dance began.
A voice purred, "Shall we?"
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Annon: Happy?
Miroku: Very. Onto Sango and shagging.
+~+~+~+~+~
It was wonderful... she was dancing.
Dancing...
He should join her.
He stood, walked forwards...
And suddenly fell face first into the punch bowl.
And of course that forced the table...
The plastic table...
The debatably sturdy table...
To tip a bit...
Table legs cracking...
Food flying...
Needless to say, a punch covered houshi was not watching the demon exterminator anymore.
He was running from the wrath of Nanaimo bars.
Apparently, the only food on the table, other than the punch, had landed on Sango.
She was not pleased.
Inuyasha and Kagome swayed together on the dance floor, not even looking up as Sango chased a sopping wet (and fruity) Miroku through the crowd. Nor did they notice the fact that she had handfuls of Nanaimo bars in her hands. Nobody noticed, in fact, such was the speed (and the romance the other couples had) that Sango chased the monk.
They burst outside. It was a calm night in the garden outside the hall where they were dancing. Very calm, and serene. So calm, in fact, a couple was kissing rather heatedly on the bench. When a monk jumped over top of their heads, they both started, looking in amazement as a very determined, and seething, demon exterminator followed.
However, the monk was wise and hid in the bushes. Sango lost him. For now.
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Miroku: *gulps*
Annon: No worries. You'll get her yet...
Miroku *mutters* I'd better...
Sango: What'd I miss?
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A Nanaimo bar dripped from atop Sango's head into her eyes as she looked down the well. She had seen him dart from the bushes.
Watched him puff as he ran towards Kagome's house.
Followed him into the well house.
And saw him jump into the well, heading home to hide.
He had not seen her follow.
But she had seen him.
And She was pissed off.
And covered in yellow gooey stuff, and melting chocolate.
Into the well she jumped.
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Climbing out of the other side of the well proved easy. Miroku sat on the other side, panting. He had escaped.
Thank Buddha.
A rustle did not disturb him. He was safe, she was back at the party.
He was safe...
The rustle moved in front of him.
Something plopped onto the ground.
His eyes had time to register an odd yellow color before Nanaimo gooeyness was smeared across his face.
Through his hair. Across his robes.
Dropped on his head, even.
Melted chocolate.
Yellow goo.
Ung.
He licked his lips, opening his eyes.
Sango was crouching there, glaring at him, slowly licking her fingers.
She stood up. Unfortunately.
So he had to fix that. He grabbed her hips and pulled her down again.
She had a bit of chocolate on her cheek.
He grinned, leaning forwards and licking it off.
Sango stared at him.
Then she growled.
A resounding slap was heard throughout the forest.
Nevertheless, Sango was smiling. There was no insult. Nothing
She just leaned her head down and...
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An alarm clock went off. Kagome shot straight up from her sleeping bag. All across the camp, everybody else did the same.
They all exchanged glances.
"Did you dream-"
"Costume party-"
"Dancing"
Shippo groaned, rubbing his stomach, "It musta been that pizza Kagome brought."
Miroku blinked, and looked at Sango. She blushed.
He just smiled, and lay back down, closing his eyes to end the dream.
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Annon: The *drumroll* End!
Miroku: That's... it..?
Sango: I do not approve Tory!
Inuyasha: I hate dancing..
Kagome: *dreamy sigh*
*silence all round*
Annon: *clears throat* Like I said...
THE END!
This is MINE! End of discussion. *Snobbish look*
Inuyasha's cheeks bloomed roses, "Female inu youkai's tails..."
He cut off. Sango snorted. Sango was laughing. So was Miroku. Kagome blinked. What was so funny?
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Annon: This may not be true. I do not know. Do not kill me. *hides*
+~+~+~+~+~
Inyasha cleared his throat and spoke again, voice low so only Kagome could hear, "They... are used... to attract male's... and... for arousing the female... during..."
Kagome was beet red. She hissed at Sango, who laughed again. Then Inuyasha finished. And she nearly collapsed, "mating... and arousing the m-m-m-MALE!"
Evidently it was like a bare bosom to a normal male. Even if it was fake, it was still cleavage. She blushed again, and positively seethed of embarrassment.
However, her time traveling had taught her something
Give what you get.
She purred, moving closer to the inu hanyou, "Does that mean you're... aroused Inuyasha?"
He blanched. She giggled, and jogged to catch up with Sango. Getting out her money, she paid entry. They were at the dance, and the fun was about to commence! Inuyasha, for his part, was still blanching, standing outside, shocked.
+~+~+~+~+~
Annon: *hides*
Miroku: You are just... odd.
Annon: THE BUNNY! IT WAS THE BUNNY!
+~+~+~+~+~
The music was pumping. So were the bodies. Miroku and Sango were out there... somewhere. Inuyasha was supposedly getting drinks. And Kagome was..
Standing with her thumb up her ass, saving a table. Of course, this included attracting her friends. However, they never reached her, because a tall, good looking boy did first.
"Hojo-kun!"
The brunette smiled down at her cutely, and she cringed inwardly.
Poor Kagome. Poor Hojo. Cute as hell, but dumb as a stump
"I'm so glad you could make it! Who are you here with?" The boy asked, looking around. Personally, he was hoping she was alone. That way he had an excuse to dance with her.
"Some friends from... er... out of town. They're... somewhere." Kagome stated lamely.
Hojo smiled. Friends was okay, "Care to dance?"
"Actually I-" Kagome started, but was cut off.
Hojo spoke again, "Come on, just one dance?"
Kagome shook her head, "I can't I'm-!"
Hojo grabbed her arm, and smiled again, "Just one dance? Please?"
Kagome tried to get her arm back. Then something unusual happened.
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Annon: I hate Hojo. He's dense. And stupid. And he's dumb. And yes... I hate him. _
Miroku: *consoles*
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Hojo was no longer holding onto her arm. Mainly because everything he was holding, he dropped
Mainly because he wasn't able to breathe
A hand was cutting off his breath.
A CLAWED hand.
Oh, shit.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha. For a second, she thought he had gone crazy scary demon on her, but nope, he was his normal hanyou self.
She exhaled a sigh of relief.
Now wait a second, he was holding Hojo in the air by his neck!
Poor Hojo!
Then Inuyasha growled, "She said no."
Kagome softened. He was being protective. Like he was when Kouga-
Well, hell.
She gripped the enraged inu hanyou's arm, looking pleadingly at him.
"Inuyasha... let him down."
Hojo gasped agreement. Inuyasha's eyes flickered from the boy to Kagome, then to the boy again.
"No. Not unless he agrees to leave you alone."
"Hojo.... please... agree..." Kagome pleaded with the poor brunette. The boy nodded, his face turning purple.
Inuyasha grinned ferally, and let go. Hojo dropped.
Kagome, instead of being grateful to Inuyasha, knelt by Hojo and began to fuss over him.
And now, now the inu hanyou's eyes turned red.
Did we mention he didn't bring the sword to the dance?
+~+~+~+~+~
Annon: MIROKU! Wher have you run off to... SANGO?
...
Annon: Well... hell.
+~+~+~+~+~
Inuyasha was a hanyou.
When he got angry, his demon blood came out.
When this happened, several changes occurred in him.
He was stronger.
Faster.
He had more bloodlust.
However, his hanyou brain wasn't ready for this, so several other things happened. He reverted to his instincts completely.
That lead to other changes. Simple. Social lines fogged. Rules left him.
He was unmanageable. But simple.
And right now, he was mad.
When Inuyasha was a hanyou, he thought of Kagome in a complicated way. She obviously adored him, but he didn't love her, he loved Kikyou, right? He vowed to protect Kikyou. He ignored Kagome. When she was cuddly, he pushed her away. When she smelled good, he told her otherwise. He insulted her. When she touched his ears, he flinched. Basically, he tried to drive her away.
But right now, it was very simple.
Kagome was pretty.
Kagome liked his ears.
Kagome smelled good
Kagome helped him when he was hurt
Kagome tried to protect him
He protected Kagome.
She was his shard detector
She was his companion
She was his friend
She was his.
Period.
And right now, she was fussing over another man.
This was unacceptable.
If he had been hanyou, he would have yelled at her.
As it was, he could not yell.
So he barked.
Kagome blinked, and turned slowly. She saw his red eyes. His blue pupils. The jagged stripes on his cheeks.
And she grimaced. People.
All around. Cannot sit.
Well, hell.
She was fucked. Royally. Poor poor Hojo.
It came as some surprise when the obviously youkai, and not quite right minded Inuyasha-
+~+~+~+~+~
Miroku: WHAT THE HELL? INUYASHA? This is a MIROKU FANFIC!
Annon: You left. I got bored.
Miroku: *growls*
+~+~+~+~+~
Inuyasha grabed Kagome gently, and pulled her to his chest. He inhaled her scent, and slowly, slowly, his eyes returned to amber.
By then, Hojo had vanished. It was obvious why. Hojo was not to be seen at all that night. Not that anybody noticed.
AND Kagome had stilled. This was probably due to the fact the Inuyasha was nuzzling her neck. Or maybe that he licked it occasionally. But she was still. And her heart was thumping. All she could hear was her heartbeat, and his steady purr.
Then a slow dance began.
A voice purred, "Shall we?"
+~+~+~+~+~
Annon: Happy?
Miroku: Very. Onto Sango and shagging.
+~+~+~+~+~
It was wonderful... she was dancing.
Dancing...
He should join her.
He stood, walked forwards...
And suddenly fell face first into the punch bowl.
And of course that forced the table...
The plastic table...
The debatably sturdy table...
To tip a bit...
Table legs cracking...
Food flying...
Needless to say, a punch covered houshi was not watching the demon exterminator anymore.
He was running from the wrath of Nanaimo bars.
Apparently, the only food on the table, other than the punch, had landed on Sango.
She was not pleased.
Inuyasha and Kagome swayed together on the dance floor, not even looking up as Sango chased a sopping wet (and fruity) Miroku through the crowd. Nor did they notice the fact that she had handfuls of Nanaimo bars in her hands. Nobody noticed, in fact, such was the speed (and the romance the other couples had) that Sango chased the monk.
They burst outside. It was a calm night in the garden outside the hall where they were dancing. Very calm, and serene. So calm, in fact, a couple was kissing rather heatedly on the bench. When a monk jumped over top of their heads, they both started, looking in amazement as a very determined, and seething, demon exterminator followed.
However, the monk was wise and hid in the bushes. Sango lost him. For now.
+~+~+~+~+~
Miroku: *gulps*
Annon: No worries. You'll get her yet...
Miroku *mutters* I'd better...
Sango: What'd I miss?
+~+~+~+~+~
A Nanaimo bar dripped from atop Sango's head into her eyes as she looked down the well. She had seen him dart from the bushes.
Watched him puff as he ran towards Kagome's house.
Followed him into the well house.
And saw him jump into the well, heading home to hide.
He had not seen her follow.
But she had seen him.
And She was pissed off.
And covered in yellow gooey stuff, and melting chocolate.
Into the well she jumped.
+~+~+~+~+~
Climbing out of the other side of the well proved easy. Miroku sat on the other side, panting. He had escaped.
Thank Buddha.
A rustle did not disturb him. He was safe, she was back at the party.
He was safe...
The rustle moved in front of him.
Something plopped onto the ground.
His eyes had time to register an odd yellow color before Nanaimo gooeyness was smeared across his face.
Through his hair. Across his robes.
Dropped on his head, even.
Melted chocolate.
Yellow goo.
Ung.
He licked his lips, opening his eyes.
Sango was crouching there, glaring at him, slowly licking her fingers.
She stood up. Unfortunately.
So he had to fix that. He grabbed her hips and pulled her down again.
She had a bit of chocolate on her cheek.
He grinned, leaning forwards and licking it off.
Sango stared at him.
Then she growled.
A resounding slap was heard throughout the forest.
Nevertheless, Sango was smiling. There was no insult. Nothing
She just leaned her head down and...
+~+~+~+~+~
An alarm clock went off. Kagome shot straight up from her sleeping bag. All across the camp, everybody else did the same.
They all exchanged glances.
"Did you dream-"
"Costume party-"
"Dancing"
Shippo groaned, rubbing his stomach, "It musta been that pizza Kagome brought."
Miroku blinked, and looked at Sango. She blushed.
He just smiled, and lay back down, closing his eyes to end the dream.
+~+~+~+~+~
Annon: The *drumroll* End!
Miroku: That's... it..?
Sango: I do not approve Tory!
Inuyasha: I hate dancing..
Kagome: *dreamy sigh*
*silence all round*
Annon: *clears throat* Like I said...
THE END!
This is MINE! End of discussion. *Snobbish look*