Disclaimer: Don't own shit. I was just wondering, I established this in the
first chapter, so why does everyone need to be reminded that I don't own
anything?? Sorry, brain overload. Ah well, back to my work!!!
Entry 5:
Woke up in my bed again. Funny how this keeps happening. Anywho, the phone rang. It was that Morpheus dude. Anyways, I have to meet that hot girl from the nightclub under some old bridge.
Entry 6:
Met that hot girl from the nightclub under some old bridge. Trinity opened the door for me (because I'm so special, I get doors opened for me. Yipee!!). She started explaining about how I'd been bugged. Then she took out this scary machine thingy. And then this girl asked me to take off my shirt. What a bunch of horny b*****s. But when I got out of the car, Trinity (aka the hot girl from the nightclub) started talking about roads or something. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention. But then I spotted this troll in the distance, and climbed back in the car. Trinity made me take off my shirt and sucked that bug thingy Smith stuck in my tummy button. She through it out the window and drove away.
Entry 7:
Well, Trinity and Switch and Apoc took me to this weird impressive building. To see Morpheus apparently. Trinity told me to be honest. I sat down in front of Morpheus. He started talking about the Matrix. I wasn't really listening (was too transfixed by his tooth gap. It's really huge.). Then he offered me 2 pills. I chose the red one because it was prettier. But after I swallowed it, He said I could never go back. Quite a ripoff if you ask me. But you didn't.
Entry 8:
Trinity made me sit down on a chair next to a broken mirror. It fixed itself, and I touched it. Then this icky mirrory goo was all over my fingers and wouldn't come off. I was disgusted. I mean, windex people, hello??? Then all of a sudden it covered me completely. Yucky!!!!!!!!
Hey people, readers, whatever. I have no social life at the moment, and as such I can write 3 chapters a day If I feel like it. But once my evil parental unit lifts my punishment, I won't be updating as much. Expect maybe 2 chapters a week, each with 4 to 5 entries of Neos' diary. I am hoping to cover all three films, but maybe not in the same fic. Some chapters will be short, others long. Depends on my mood.
Interesting fact about me: I can eat an entire Nutella jar in 26 minutes and 8 seconds. (I was sick after but that's beside the point).
Entry 5:
Woke up in my bed again. Funny how this keeps happening. Anywho, the phone rang. It was that Morpheus dude. Anyways, I have to meet that hot girl from the nightclub under some old bridge.
Entry 6:
Met that hot girl from the nightclub under some old bridge. Trinity opened the door for me (because I'm so special, I get doors opened for me. Yipee!!). She started explaining about how I'd been bugged. Then she took out this scary machine thingy. And then this girl asked me to take off my shirt. What a bunch of horny b*****s. But when I got out of the car, Trinity (aka the hot girl from the nightclub) started talking about roads or something. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention. But then I spotted this troll in the distance, and climbed back in the car. Trinity made me take off my shirt and sucked that bug thingy Smith stuck in my tummy button. She through it out the window and drove away.
Entry 7:
Well, Trinity and Switch and Apoc took me to this weird impressive building. To see Morpheus apparently. Trinity told me to be honest. I sat down in front of Morpheus. He started talking about the Matrix. I wasn't really listening (was too transfixed by his tooth gap. It's really huge.). Then he offered me 2 pills. I chose the red one because it was prettier. But after I swallowed it, He said I could never go back. Quite a ripoff if you ask me. But you didn't.
Entry 8:
Trinity made me sit down on a chair next to a broken mirror. It fixed itself, and I touched it. Then this icky mirrory goo was all over my fingers and wouldn't come off. I was disgusted. I mean, windex people, hello??? Then all of a sudden it covered me completely. Yucky!!!!!!!!
Hey people, readers, whatever. I have no social life at the moment, and as such I can write 3 chapters a day If I feel like it. But once my evil parental unit lifts my punishment, I won't be updating as much. Expect maybe 2 chapters a week, each with 4 to 5 entries of Neos' diary. I am hoping to cover all three films, but maybe not in the same fic. Some chapters will be short, others long. Depends on my mood.
Interesting fact about me: I can eat an entire Nutella jar in 26 minutes and 8 seconds. (I was sick after but that's beside the point).