Disclaimer: If you haven't caught on by now to the fact that I don't own
anything, you're just slow. Anyways, on with the randomness, insaness and
all-around craziness!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! Sorry +blushes as
readers back away slowly+.
Entry 9:
Woke up in some pod full of red goo. More goo. Great. I am so lucky. And special. But I mentioned that already. I looked around me. There were tons of other people in pods. It was cool. But then this machine floated up to me. It looked mean, so I gave it a glare. But it didn't seem phased. Then it unscrewed this thing in my head. It hurt. I considered giving it the finger, but I had the feeling it wouldn't have changed much. Then, this weird door at the back of the pod opened, and I slid out. It was fun. But then this weird thing grabbed me and threw me into a ship. Which was really rude I think. Then Morpheus leaned over me and said: Welcome to the real world. I decided to faint, so I wouldn't have to listen to anymore of his long boring talks.
Entry 10:
Woke up in some sort of tuby thingy with needles sticking out of me. Trinity and Morpheus were standing over me. My eyes hurt. I asked Morpheus why. But I didn't listen to the answer I decided to go back to sleep.
Entry 11:
When I woke up again, Morpheus said I had to do some sort of simulation thingy. I'm not sure. I wasn't really listening. Then he made me lie down on this chair and told me that something was going to feel really weird. Weird my butt. It hurt like hell. Owie. Then Morpheus and me were standing in some sort of weird room. And my hair was back. Yay. I am sooo hot with my hair. Not that I'm hideous without it. I'm always hot. Hehe. ( Don't worry Keanu I'm aware of it +sigh+) Morpheus started talking about batteries, and the Matrix, and other stuff. I wasn't paying too much attention Then all of a sudden we were on some rocks on a cliff. Morpheus welcomed me to the desert of the real. I wanted to get out. It was scary. Waaaahhhhhh!!!!! Then I was back in the ship and retched all over the floor.
Entry 12:
Well, I was calmly lying down in my room, when Morpheus came to TALK to me. Talk about bad timing. That dude has no sense of privacy. He started talking to me about me being The One. Then I fell asleep. Soooo Booooring. When I woke up. HE WAS STILL THERE!!! Honestly!!! Doesn't that guy have any respect for sleep????
Well folks, that's all for now!! Have to watch Matrix again. It's already been 2 whole days!! Only 2 more days 'till Reloaded!! Yaaay!!!!!!!! More of Keanu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peoples, write plenty reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I will find you and kill you. (Just kidding!! Or am I.) Maybe I'll update again tomorrow. Or today again! Muahahahaha!! Updateupdateupdateupdate!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! +Everyone surrounding me runs away+
Entry 9:
Woke up in some pod full of red goo. More goo. Great. I am so lucky. And special. But I mentioned that already. I looked around me. There were tons of other people in pods. It was cool. But then this machine floated up to me. It looked mean, so I gave it a glare. But it didn't seem phased. Then it unscrewed this thing in my head. It hurt. I considered giving it the finger, but I had the feeling it wouldn't have changed much. Then, this weird door at the back of the pod opened, and I slid out. It was fun. But then this weird thing grabbed me and threw me into a ship. Which was really rude I think. Then Morpheus leaned over me and said: Welcome to the real world. I decided to faint, so I wouldn't have to listen to anymore of his long boring talks.
Entry 10:
Woke up in some sort of tuby thingy with needles sticking out of me. Trinity and Morpheus were standing over me. My eyes hurt. I asked Morpheus why. But I didn't listen to the answer I decided to go back to sleep.
Entry 11:
When I woke up again, Morpheus said I had to do some sort of simulation thingy. I'm not sure. I wasn't really listening. Then he made me lie down on this chair and told me that something was going to feel really weird. Weird my butt. It hurt like hell. Owie. Then Morpheus and me were standing in some sort of weird room. And my hair was back. Yay. I am sooo hot with my hair. Not that I'm hideous without it. I'm always hot. Hehe. ( Don't worry Keanu I'm aware of it +sigh+) Morpheus started talking about batteries, and the Matrix, and other stuff. I wasn't paying too much attention Then all of a sudden we were on some rocks on a cliff. Morpheus welcomed me to the desert of the real. I wanted to get out. It was scary. Waaaahhhhhh!!!!! Then I was back in the ship and retched all over the floor.
Entry 12:
Well, I was calmly lying down in my room, when Morpheus came to TALK to me. Talk about bad timing. That dude has no sense of privacy. He started talking to me about me being The One. Then I fell asleep. Soooo Booooring. When I woke up. HE WAS STILL THERE!!! Honestly!!! Doesn't that guy have any respect for sleep????
Well folks, that's all for now!! Have to watch Matrix again. It's already been 2 whole days!! Only 2 more days 'till Reloaded!! Yaaay!!!!!!!! More of Keanu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peoples, write plenty reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I will find you and kill you. (Just kidding!! Or am I.) Maybe I'll update again tomorrow. Or today again! Muahahahaha!! Updateupdateupdateupdate!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! +Everyone surrounding me runs away+