Disclaimer: See disclaimer from chapter 1. It's not like it's gonna change.
Entry 13:
Well, Tank says it's time for my training. I don't care. Well, I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu!!!!! Yaaay!!! And since I liked it so much, I'm gonna learn more!!! I'm so special!! Well, when I displayed my knowledge, Morpheus doubted my specialness and made me fight him. Stupidbaldmanwithatoothgapthinkshessogreat.Illshowhim!!!!! Well, I won, eventually. But then he loaded the jump program. I fell, but the concrete road was bouncy!! Yipeee!! But then it lost it's bounciness. That's so mean. I hurt myself. Then Morpheus and I left the construct. But I was bleeding. I thought it wasn't real!! Ii expressed my discontent to Morpheus, who replied something about the mind making it real or something. I wasn't listening (Too busy staring at Trinity who was quite obviously not wearing a bra (!!)).
Entry 14:
Woke up, and Morpheus made me run through another program. He started talking to me about potential enemies. I wasn't listening. There was some really hot (like uber-hot) chick in a red dress SMILED at me. Hehe. Then Morpheus started ragging on me abot not listening to him. Then he asked if I was looking at the woman in the red dress. Well DUH!!!! It's not like I'd spends my time listening to some idiot with a tooth gap who thinks he's smarter than me. I don't like it when people are smarter than me. Grrr. Then he told me to turn around. There was an agent holding a gun to my head!!!!!!!!!!! Then I was allowed to go back to my bed. Hehe. But only after Morpheus gave me a long speech about how if a person isn't freed, they are enemies. Blah blah blah blah BLAH.
Entry 15:
We had breakfast. It was yucky slop. Mouse went on and on about tasty wheat and chicken. But I wasn't listening ( too busy staring at Trinity who still wasn't wearing a bra. Hehe. Then Morpheus said It was time to go see HER. I thought he was talking about God, but it's just some stupid oracle. During the car ride I pointed out a nice noodle shop. I'm so special. I know about noodles!!
Entry 16:
At oracles house. There are some really freaky kids here!!! But this one kid was bending spoons. Cool!! He told me there was no spoon, and that it's my mind that bends. Whatever. Then I decided to bend the spoon too. And it did!! Yaaay!! But then I had to go see the oracle. She said I was Cute. Don't need an oracle to know THAT (I know that too Keanu!!!!!)!! She told me something about me waiting for something, and that I wasn't too bright. That wasn't nice. But then she gave me a cookie. Hehe. Morpheus, Trinity and me got back in the car and drove backt o that abandoned house thingy.
I'm done for today!!!! Tomorrow reloaded comes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE KEANU!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. You can go now. I will very soon slow down the updating. And pleeeeeeeeeeeease review!!!!!! I'll be very happy!! Hehe.
Entry 13:
Well, Tank says it's time for my training. I don't care. Well, I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu!!!!! Yaaay!!! And since I liked it so much, I'm gonna learn more!!! I'm so special!! Well, when I displayed my knowledge, Morpheus doubted my specialness and made me fight him. Stupidbaldmanwithatoothgapthinkshessogreat.Illshowhim!!!!! Well, I won, eventually. But then he loaded the jump program. I fell, but the concrete road was bouncy!! Yipeee!! But then it lost it's bounciness. That's so mean. I hurt myself. Then Morpheus and I left the construct. But I was bleeding. I thought it wasn't real!! Ii expressed my discontent to Morpheus, who replied something about the mind making it real or something. I wasn't listening (Too busy staring at Trinity who was quite obviously not wearing a bra (!!)).
Entry 14:
Woke up, and Morpheus made me run through another program. He started talking to me about potential enemies. I wasn't listening. There was some really hot (like uber-hot) chick in a red dress SMILED at me. Hehe. Then Morpheus started ragging on me abot not listening to him. Then he asked if I was looking at the woman in the red dress. Well DUH!!!! It's not like I'd spends my time listening to some idiot with a tooth gap who thinks he's smarter than me. I don't like it when people are smarter than me. Grrr. Then he told me to turn around. There was an agent holding a gun to my head!!!!!!!!!!! Then I was allowed to go back to my bed. Hehe. But only after Morpheus gave me a long speech about how if a person isn't freed, they are enemies. Blah blah blah blah BLAH.
Entry 15:
We had breakfast. It was yucky slop. Mouse went on and on about tasty wheat and chicken. But I wasn't listening ( too busy staring at Trinity who still wasn't wearing a bra. Hehe. Then Morpheus said It was time to go see HER. I thought he was talking about God, but it's just some stupid oracle. During the car ride I pointed out a nice noodle shop. I'm so special. I know about noodles!!
Entry 16:
At oracles house. There are some really freaky kids here!!! But this one kid was bending spoons. Cool!! He told me there was no spoon, and that it's my mind that bends. Whatever. Then I decided to bend the spoon too. And it did!! Yaaay!! But then I had to go see the oracle. She said I was Cute. Don't need an oracle to know THAT (I know that too Keanu!!!!!)!! She told me something about me waiting for something, and that I wasn't too bright. That wasn't nice. But then she gave me a cookie. Hehe. Morpheus, Trinity and me got back in the car and drove backt o that abandoned house thingy.
I'm done for today!!!! Tomorrow reloaded comes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE KEANU!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. You can go now. I will very soon slow down the updating. And pleeeeeeeeeeeease review!!!!!! I'll be very happy!! Hehe.