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time writing fanfics??? Well, probably, but, at least I have my dear
computer!!! +computer runs off+ Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! My
LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entry 17:
Well, we were walking up the stairs, when I saw a cat. Then I saw the same cat!!! Hehe!! So I decided to let EVERYONE know. Because If I see something, it's special. Because I'M special. But then Trinity went all weird. She said déjà-vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix, blah blah. I mean come on!! She was wearing tight leather!! How am I supposed to pay attention to some speech about déjà-vu with a hot girl in Tight Leather standing in front of me? Anyways, we called Mouse to warn him, and he realized that there was abrick wall where some sort of exit was supposed to be. Then we heard gunfire. I knew right away Mouse was dead. My first thought was : Great. No more speeches about Tasty Wheat!!!! But that was evil. And I was ashamed. Then cops and agents started coming. So Morpheus, Trinity, Cypher, Switch, Apoc and me went to hide in the walls. But Morpheus had the great idea of fighting the agents. Lots of fighting, then he got taken away. But I was actually sort of sad!! I wanted to save him, but Trinity made me slide down the pipes in the walls.
Entry 18:
We headed for the exit phone, but I couldn't see cipher anywhere. Maybe he was killed!! Hehe. Oops. Bad Neo.The the phone rang. Trin picked up the phone. Then her face went all weird. She started telling Cypher not to do it, then Apoc collapsed. The Switch collapsed. Trinity told God to damn Cypher. The she waited for a few seconds and looked me straight in the eyes. I sent her 'I know you waaant me' vibes. Then she looked at me funny, and said Yes into the phone. My brain said: Ypou are HOT Neo!! You go girl!! I mean. You go. guy? Then Trinity and me left the Matrix. I was more than a little confused. As usual.
Entry 19:
I was getting worried about Morpheus. I mean, if it weren't for him, I never would have met Trinity!! So I told Trinity that I was going to go save Morpheus. She was all pissed when I told her I was going alone, and said something about her loving Morpheus more that anyone else. I then thought: Then why did she respond to my 'I know you waaant me' vibes? Tisk. Women.
Entry 20:
Well, Trin and me are going into the Matrix to save Morpheus. As we entered the construct, I asked Tank for loads of Guns. I am SO special!! Well, we drove up to this government building where Morpheus was being held captive. When I passed the metal detector, it went off, and the guard asked me to empty my pockets. I opened my uber-trenchcoat and exposed all my guns. Hehe. That scared the wimpy guard.
Too tired to write anymore. Sorry if this chapter isn't so funny, but its hard to make fun of people dying, unless you're Hobbit_eyes (If u read this, hope u don't mind I mentioned u)!! Anyways. I have already got the Reloaded dvd!!! And have watchd twice already. Expect another diary soon!!!!! Please review, and thx for the positive feedback ive already got!!! I also tried a Star Wars parody, so check that out and review please!! +stares up hopefully. Readers throw stones at her and leave+
Entry 17:
Well, we were walking up the stairs, when I saw a cat. Then I saw the same cat!!! Hehe!! So I decided to let EVERYONE know. Because If I see something, it's special. Because I'M special. But then Trinity went all weird. She said déjà-vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix, blah blah. I mean come on!! She was wearing tight leather!! How am I supposed to pay attention to some speech about déjà-vu with a hot girl in Tight Leather standing in front of me? Anyways, we called Mouse to warn him, and he realized that there was abrick wall where some sort of exit was supposed to be. Then we heard gunfire. I knew right away Mouse was dead. My first thought was : Great. No more speeches about Tasty Wheat!!!! But that was evil. And I was ashamed. Then cops and agents started coming. So Morpheus, Trinity, Cypher, Switch, Apoc and me went to hide in the walls. But Morpheus had the great idea of fighting the agents. Lots of fighting, then he got taken away. But I was actually sort of sad!! I wanted to save him, but Trinity made me slide down the pipes in the walls.
Entry 18:
We headed for the exit phone, but I couldn't see cipher anywhere. Maybe he was killed!! Hehe. Oops. Bad Neo.The the phone rang. Trin picked up the phone. Then her face went all weird. She started telling Cypher not to do it, then Apoc collapsed. The Switch collapsed. Trinity told God to damn Cypher. The she waited for a few seconds and looked me straight in the eyes. I sent her 'I know you waaant me' vibes. Then she looked at me funny, and said Yes into the phone. My brain said: Ypou are HOT Neo!! You go girl!! I mean. You go. guy? Then Trinity and me left the Matrix. I was more than a little confused. As usual.
Entry 19:
I was getting worried about Morpheus. I mean, if it weren't for him, I never would have met Trinity!! So I told Trinity that I was going to go save Morpheus. She was all pissed when I told her I was going alone, and said something about her loving Morpheus more that anyone else. I then thought: Then why did she respond to my 'I know you waaant me' vibes? Tisk. Women.
Entry 20:
Well, Trin and me are going into the Matrix to save Morpheus. As we entered the construct, I asked Tank for loads of Guns. I am SO special!! Well, we drove up to this government building where Morpheus was being held captive. When I passed the metal detector, it went off, and the guard asked me to empty my pockets. I opened my uber-trenchcoat and exposed all my guns. Hehe. That scared the wimpy guard.
Too tired to write anymore. Sorry if this chapter isn't so funny, but its hard to make fun of people dying, unless you're Hobbit_eyes (If u read this, hope u don't mind I mentioned u)!! Anyways. I have already got the Reloaded dvd!!! And have watchd twice already. Expect another diary soon!!!!! Please review, and thx for the positive feedback ive already got!!! I also tried a Star Wars parody, so check that out and review please!! +stares up hopefully. Readers throw stones at her and leave+