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Chapter 7- The end
Entry 24:
Well. La dee da. I'm dead!!!!!!Well, just as I was going to find out what happens when you die, something started sucking my face. I don't know who it was. But I hope it was Slutney Spears. Hehe. Then, I was alive and hot again!!!!!!! Yay!! Well, I got up from the floor, and mooned the agents. But they weren't looking. Aww. But then the agents turned around. And I was seeing everything in Matrixy code! It was way cool!!!!! Then they pulled out their guns, and I stopped them with my hand!!!! Hehe. I'm sooooo special. Then I hopped inside Agent Smith and made him blow up!!!!!!!!!! But then those guys from The Mummy said we stole their idea. The meanies. Then I fought the other 2 agents. Hehe. With one hand. Hehe.
Entry 25:
I told those agents that our battle wasn't over, and that they'd be seeing more of me and my uber-trenchcoat in all our hotness. Hehe. Then I hung up the pay phone, and stood there looking hot. I guess I am sort of useless. But whatever. Then I just flew away to the sound of Rage Against The Machine!! Yaaaaay !!!! (RATM: 'Although ya try to discredit ya still never edit. The needle, I'll thread it. Radically poetic. Standin' with the fury they had in '66. And like E-Double I'm mad. Still knee-deep in the system's shit. Hoover, he was a'- ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!! )
J'AI FINI!!! YAAAAY!!! WHOOHOO!!!!!!! Shit!!!! I still have the others to finish. Oh cruel world!!!! Please Review!!! Please!!
Chapter 7- The end
Entry 24:
Well. La dee da. I'm dead!!!!!!Well, just as I was going to find out what happens when you die, something started sucking my face. I don't know who it was. But I hope it was Slutney Spears. Hehe. Then, I was alive and hot again!!!!!!! Yay!! Well, I got up from the floor, and mooned the agents. But they weren't looking. Aww. But then the agents turned around. And I was seeing everything in Matrixy code! It was way cool!!!!! Then they pulled out their guns, and I stopped them with my hand!!!! Hehe. I'm sooooo special. Then I hopped inside Agent Smith and made him blow up!!!!!!!!!! But then those guys from The Mummy said we stole their idea. The meanies. Then I fought the other 2 agents. Hehe. With one hand. Hehe.
Entry 25:
I told those agents that our battle wasn't over, and that they'd be seeing more of me and my uber-trenchcoat in all our hotness. Hehe. Then I hung up the pay phone, and stood there looking hot. I guess I am sort of useless. But whatever. Then I just flew away to the sound of Rage Against The Machine!! Yaaaaay !!!! (RATM: 'Although ya try to discredit ya still never edit. The needle, I'll thread it. Radically poetic. Standin' with the fury they had in '66. And like E-Double I'm mad. Still knee-deep in the system's shit. Hoover, he was a'- ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!! )
J'AI FINI!!! YAAAAY!!! WHOOHOO!!!!!!! Shit!!!! I still have the others to finish. Oh cruel world!!!! Please Review!!! Please!!