"Ugh! I hereby bless thee with my graces"
Jack Sparrow was about to do some nasty piss kink shenanigans, provoking his cock to dribble the yellow stream of organ drainage, and pointing it at the three porcelain cartoon characters before filling them to the brim with the aforementioned tinkle water.
"Yoho! Take it sluts" Jack shooting his stranger tides.
Ammonia bubbles begun to form on Cuphead and his friends' heads as if they were a cup of cold beer as a result of Jack's urination. Some got spilled out their mouths while they gaped to cheer their lust out.
Then, a banging ruined their moment for a whole ass armada of naval-uniformed men barged through the door. The one in front held a flag. It was the Spanish!
"Tenemos aquí algunas cervezas, ven a beber con los chicos, Cabrones!" The general said. Which basically means, "Only God can grant eternal life, not this pagan water"
"Dame tu semilla! (Men! Destroy this profane temple!)"
Afterwards they blew the whole place down with explosives, killing Jack and company.
"May the lord take pity..." Prayed the Spaniard for he knew God will surefire damn Jack for all eternity.
THE END