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"Again? giggle"
Hermione Granger watched as Rias Gremory tried for the 7th day in a row to flirt with her boyfriend Harry Potter. Not that she couldn't understand why, Harry was just so powerful. He had just obliterated Voldemort at the end of their fifth year of magical education at Hogwarts, and after coming to Japan had helped take down not only the war mongering angel of stars Kokabiel, but also the old Satan faction.
"Oh Rias" she sighed. "When will you give it up?"
Rias evidently heard her because she turned in her direction. Hermione was surprised to see a dazy flower clutched in 1 hand. Hermione almost broke down laughing.
"What's so funny Granger" Rias bit out in frustration.
"Give it your all girl, give it all ya got.
You can take a chance, and take your best shot.
I see what you want girl, and whatcha do.
He's never gonna, gonna make it with you."
Rias was just staring open mouthed at Hermione as she continued to sing.
"You're pullin' petals of a flower tryin' to get your way.
You can keep pullin' til it says what you want it to say.
Girl, you can pick a field full of daisies.
But he'd still be my baby.
And I know you can hardly wait 'til I'm away from him.
Instinctively, I know what your thinkin'.
You'll be givin' him an open invitation.
But my baby won't be taken in."
Rias's peerage was now standing behind her staring at Hermione as she continued to sing and now dance.
"You can pout your cherry lips.
Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss.
You can flut your pretty eyes.
He ain't got his hands tied."
Hermione spung in a circle as she raised both hands into the air.
"No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants.
He's into what he's got.
He loves me, he loves you not.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.
He's into what he's got.
He loves me, he loves you not."
To everyone's shock as Hermione brought her hands down Harry walked up, grabbed her by the waist, and delivered a smoking hat kiss to her lips. Before he walked up the street, and into a new shop that had just opened a few days ago.
Hermione touched her lips, before she continued singing.
"You're the kinda girl that's always up for do-or-dare.
Only want him just because he's there.
Always lookin' for a new ride.
The grass is greener on the other side.
You're the kinda girl who's not used to hearing no.
All your lovers try to take you where you wanna go.
Doesn't matter how hard you try.
Your never gonna get away with my guy.
No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants.
He's into what hes got, and that's me.
He loves me, he loves you not.
No matter what you do.
He's never gonna be with you.
He's into what he's got.
He loves me, he loves you not."
A crowd of students and teachers had now gathered to watch Hermione's performance. It was rare to see 1 of the great ladies of Kuoh Academy get shot down quite like this. Not only was it not the man in question, but rather his girlfriend doing the deed.
"Doesn't matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.
Give it your all girl, give it all you got.
You can take a chance, and take your best shot.
Say what you want girl, do what'cha do.
He's never gonna make it with you.
You can pout your cherry lips.
Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss.
You can flut your pretty eyes.
He ain't got his hands tied.
No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants.
He's into what he's got.
He loves me, he loves you not.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.
He's into what he's got, take your best shot.
He loves me, he loves you not.
No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants.
He's into what he's got, and that's me.
He loves me, he loves you not.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you, he's my guy.
He's into what he's got, and that's me.
He loves me, he loves you not."
As Hermione finished singing Harry walked out of the shop carrying groceries.
"Ready to go love?"
Hermione smiled. "Yes. I'm ready to spend some quality time with you."
So, saying she took Harry's A\arm, and the 2 of them walked away from the crowd.
Rias for herself collapsed to the ground crying.
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An" and that's it. I remember when I bought this song for my birthday 1 year. Although having since lost it I had forgotten all about it until I heard it on a top ten list from mis mojo on YouTube. As always with my one shots you are allowed to do anything with it, except write the exact same story under your own name. Not that I have seen anybody do this yet, but I thought I's put it here now.
Anyway, that all for this week, and I will see you all next time.