To every yin there is a yang, to every action a reaction, so the existence of the magical girl genre in anime was almost destined to result in its gender-bent variation; the magical boy genre, which has brought about quite a few magical cuties. Like Yumoto Hakone, the sparkling prince. And Negi Springfield, the soon to be Magi Mage Master. I'm Sinful Nature and it's my job to analyze their appearance, skills, and experience to see who would win a Sex Battle.
Cute High Earth Defense Club Love is a weird, weird, weird fucking anime. I cannot describe it, as I'm pretty sure doing so would draw me closer and closer to the anime insanity singularity. Suffice to say, five boys were given elemental powers to fight off evil, and one of them, my friends, was the criminally cute Yumoto.
This blonde haired yaoi bait has more energy than any anime character I've ever seen other than Mako from Kill la kill, never phased by the insanity happening around him, whether it's being turned into a child by a youth obsessed witch or having scalding liquid shot at him from sentient soup.
To defend against threats to the world, Yumoto draws from the power of light to become Battle Lover Scarlet, the sparkling prince, wearing a red and white outfit I'm pretty sure was designed to make yaoi lovers drool and wielding a wand that can act as a decent melee weapon/sex aid or let him harness light into power energy ball attacks or concentrated beams that can be easy enough to simple push someone away or powerful enough to decimate a target in one shot.
Yumoto is extremely fast, agile, balanced, and all around graceful, twirling and cartwheeling out of the way of attacks from enemies without a care in the world. He also possesses an incredible reaction time, and the strength to jump more than thirty feet into the air, and can focus that strength into a physical attack if need be.
Despite being considered an airhead by the others, he's always the first to leap into battle and seems to actually be the smartest out of the group when it comes to combat, able to form a strategy for attack or sympathize with an enemy and talk them down from combat.
And when things turn up to eleven, he calls on his two most powerful attacks, the direct love attack, which is powerful enough to completely incapacitate a monster in one strike, and the overwhelming love shower, which bathes the enemy in a radiant light, filling them with a feeling of love and the sensation of pleasure, making them want to forfeit battle.
Yumoto has his flaws of course. Good a strategist as he may be, he can easily be distracted by something cute and is lacking in common sense. Durable as he is he considered the weakest of the group physically. And carefree as he usually is, his ego is actually quite fragile.
But anyone who tries to go up against Yumoto is a straight fight is either gonna leave with their ass kicked, their heart full to the brim with love, or both.
Child of the greatest mage to ever live, student/future teacher at Mahora Academy, child at heart and fucking adorable pink haired magic user, Negi Springfield is so much more than he looks like at first glance.
Looking at him, you'd see a four foot seven boy wearing a grey coat with a fun loving grin and an air of optimism about him. Just a kid who's perhaps too cute for his own good. You'd then be shocked to discover that he's one of the most powerful magic users you'll ever meet.
Negi specializes in thunder magic, firing bolts and balls of lightning with ease. He's also fairly good with wind magic, and can use the two styles together to keep his enemies guessing in a quick paced battle, and keeping them off guard and disoriented with his ability to disrupt and delay other people's spells with his own magic; though doing so with more complicated or powerful spells can be difficult or even dangerous for him to do.
He's also quite an excellent sword fighter, and wields a magical blade called Ensis Exorcizans, which can cancel out the magic of others to let Negi get in close for a powerful attack.
On top of this he's extremely book smart, and much stronger than full grown men twice his size with extreme strength, speed, durability. He was even able to win a gladiator match with no weapons or magic to help him out.
In a hairy moment, he can always fall back on one of his two most powerful attacks. The first is his strongest thunder spell, the Killaphe Astrape, or the one thousand lightning bolt spell, which does precisely what you think it does.
But when his back really is against the wall, Negi calls on the Magia Erebea, a dark magic spell that lets him absorb magic from the area to push his body passed its normal limiter, making him capable of previously impossible. This does have a tendency to damage his body and corrupt his mind, so it's a worst case scenario move.
Powerful as he is, he does have limits. His supply of magic can be defeated, his size is still a factor in battle that can be exploited, he's kind hearted, always the last one to turn things violent, and he's still emotionally a child, quite fragile in the heart and mind.
But people who push him too far are going to learn why you should never fuck with mage.
Alright the combatants are set, now it's time to end this debate. It's time for a Sex Battle!
Yumoto was utterly lost. He hadn't been able to find his fellow members of the earth defense club for hours now, and was starting to get worried and, more importantly, bored out of his cute blonde mind. With few other options, he resorted to transforming and sending a bolt of bring light up into the air as a signal to the others.
Negi rushed out to where he was, seeing the light and assuming the school was under attack. The two magical boys went silent as they locked eyes, staring at each other as they immediately had the same thought, "OMG you're so cute!"
Begin!
The two immediately ran at each other, Yumoto jumping into the air and landing behind Negi. His arms wrapped around Negi's body, feeling his soft skin ad rubbing their faces together affectionately, "So cute~!" His hands began to drift lower, "I wonder if you're cute down here to~" He whispered, biting on Negi's earlobe seductively.
Negi used his elbow to strike Yumoto back, spinning on his heels and firing a blast of wind. The current of wind prevented Yumoto from actually catching his balance, and he was knocked onto his back.
Negi sent out a bolt of lightning that left Yumoto bare chested, Negi giggling at the sight of it. Yumoto pouted, but grinned, kicking onto his feet and jumping into the air, "If you wanna do this the hard way," He held out his wand, firing a beam of light down.
Not expecting a spell, Negi couldn't disrupt it in time and was hit, shielding his eyes as his coak was burned off entirely by the light. Yumoto landed behind Negi, bringing his wand down on Negi's ass like a paddle, "Then we can do this the hard way~"
Blushing deeply from the words and from the strike, Negi let out a pulse of magic that knocked Yumoto back and threw his magic off. Yumoto held out his hand to send out another beam of light, but only a few flickers of light came out. "Uh on." He said nervously as Negi rushed him.
The shorter boy was remarkably fast and strong, and Yumoto was on his back with his clothes being pulled off before he really knew what was happening. The blonde was left naked with the pink haired boy massaging his member to full stiffness. He groaned, member twitching in his hand.
Yumoto grit his teeth, reaching up and grabbing Negi's shoulders, using the smaller boy's body like a springboard to pull himself away from Negi's soft hands and launch himself away from his, smacking the boy's ass with the wand again before he backpedaled and fired his light magic at him, the disruption having worn off.
The light magic blasted off Negi's clothes, leaving him naked as well. Seeing now how powerful the sparkling prince's magic was, Negi pulled out his sword and ran forward, slashing with his blade to negate the blast of light magic Yumoto sent at him.
The light blast was negated entirely, but before Negi could do anything else, Yumoto jumped and flipped over him, his feet gripping the sword and flinging it out of sight so Negi wouldn't be able to use it anymore.
This shocked and worried Negi, as very few magic users aside from himself were so combat ready without their magic. Fearing what would happen if he didn't end this quickly, Negi resorted to his one thousand thunderbolts spell.
Yumoto let out a frightened squeak when he saw it, the rain of lightning hitting too much space for him to dodge it. When the spell subsided, the ground was smoking, and Negi was panting, but thankfully he'd incapacitated Yumoto and could go about his…
Yumoto stood up, "That stung." He pouted. Negi's draw dropped. Yumoto had been hurt, but that spell was meant to destroy. He was afraid now, shaken to his core, and unsure what to do. There was always his dark spell, but he feared using it.
The only thing that frightened him more was the thought of what Yumoto might end up doing to the school if he didn't stop him. He had no choice. As yumoto fired another light spell, Negi activated his dark spell, draining the magic from Yumoto's spell, and from the entire area to power up his body before rushing forward and forcing Yumoto down hard.
Yumoto knew he was in trouble when he felt the force behind Negi's movements. He couldn't overpower this. He needed to get serious. Lifting up his want, Yumoto fired the direct love attack.
The attack enveloped and blasted Negi back onto the ground, his body left weak from Yumoto's spell as well as his own. Seeing this, Yumoto fired one last spell; love shower. Negi felt it, his eyes widening and his cock throbbing.
Yumoto promptly knelt down next to him, his mouth enveloping Negi's cock and sucking it as love shower pumped calm, love, and pleasure through him, making it impossible for him to hold back his climax. He grunted as he came, filling Yumoto's mouth.
This battle was a close one, and I went back and forth on the outcome more than once. Negi had more variety, but Yumoto had more raw power. Both were extremely cute, but either had much experience or skill in bed. Negi could absorb magic but Yumoto never runs out of magic. As many sex battles do, it would have to come down to who's standard combat skills would most favor a sex battle.
And considering that pacifying rampaging monsters is literally Yumoto's job, so he definitely had the edge there. Add to that his intense durability, wealth of energy, and his spell that pumps energy and the power of love into enemies, and it was a clear win for the earth defense club. For yaoi bait, he sure did come out on top. The winner of this Sex Battle, is Yumoto Hakone.