Beatrice Harlow Wishes She Thought This Through: A Compendium

by FloatingFerrets

Budding nuisance Beatrice Harlow falls through the fabric of reality and the last thing she expects to be doing is trying to dismantle the world's most powerful organisation. So when her meticulously crafted psychic plan involving hijacking a group of teens in a maze starts to come apart at the seams; Bea wishes that maybe she should have thought this through: A Compendium.

3. Half The Blonds Are Right

warning: cheesy dialogue incoming

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Half The Blonds Are Right

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"Well go on then Bea, how the hell do you know who I am?" It seemed that he was, at the very least, concerned about my presence. So was I to be honest. Out of all of the people standing in the general vicinity, I was the only one who chose to be here.

"Actually, I have super enhanced hearing and can tune into your brainwaves to read your thoughts." There was no amount of gold in the world to rival the value of a face of pure bewilderment such as this, let alone 30 of them. Poor Alby's jaw resembled one of those hanging carnivorous plants, but vertical and not a plant.

"Just kidding, I'm here to save your lives." Whether it would work or not was a different question entirely.

"H-"

"How am I going to do that, you ask? By being your in-house clairvoyant" I was aware that I had cut off the possibly sardonic interrogation attempt pledged by Gally. On the other hand, whatever. We all have somewhere to be, people to see, places to pee- wait, no. Mine was in a huge-ass maze, with a bunch of brain damaged teenagers... I'll skip the last one. I'm sure you get the picture by now; the childish, vaguely geometrical splodge on an A4 scrap of impulsive nonsense type of picture.

"Even if you were telling the truth, how the fuck would it help? We're stuck here. There's no way out." he pressed.

"Let her speak. If there's seriously a chance that she can help us, we can't just ignore that." Nice to know the fan favourite hadn't lost his mind yet, especially considering some people. I nodded towards him and cast my hazel-eyed gaze directly into Gally's soul.

"Better yet, I can prove it."

Everyone and their grandma didn't dare to breathe.

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Author's Note: I've had a shit couple of weeks and have quite a few more of those to come. Thankfully I've got a pretty sizable backlog of chapters, but as to whether I'll remember to post them or not is another matter. Exams are a bitch, but what can ya do? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed because I swear I'm trying my best, and have a great day wherever you are in the world :)