Authoresses Note:

Cerelia: OK! Now I'm up to my 3rd chapter! That is so cool!

Yami Linde: Ya think?

Cerelia: Oh common Linde!

Yami L.: Fine, please read our *stupid* fanfic.

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Chapter 3-War of The Roses

-In the hallway, locker area thingy-

Cerelia: Hey Tea. You don't have to wait for me. I want to go to my locker first, ok?

Tea: Ok, I'll wait with Yugi and them outside.

(Tea walks off and Cerelia walks in the opposite direction)

Cerelia: (Opens her locker) Whadda?

(Picks up a piece of paper with writing on it)(Starts reading)

Meet 6:30 tonight, formal. I know where you live.

Kaiba

Cerelia: By the way he writes, it's kinda like he's stalking me......

Yami L.: Stalker!!

Cerelia: ^^U Um.....ok.

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-After school, at Cerelia's mansion/Akira residence-

Tea: He said WHAT!?

Mai Valentine: Wow, I'll never in my life forget this!

Serenity: Who'd have thought, Kaiba likes you!

Cerelia: o_O NO! I WON THE BET! IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT! I CAN PROVE IT! I'LL PHONE HIM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM IT'S OFF!

Serenity: Do you have his number?

(Cerelia falls over {anime fall} and starts to get pissed)

Cerelia/Yami Linde: NO! But I don't have to go!

Mai: You should you know. I know Seto Kaiba and he doesn't go soft on anybody.

Yami L.: What about Mokuba?

Mai: Well, he's not counted! ^^U

Everyone: TTU

Mai: (Starts laughing her head off)

Tea: Oooooh! Kaiba and Cerelia, KAIBA AND CERELIA!

Yami L.: Shuddup! (Takes out Millennium Sword and bonks Tea on the head)

Tea: Owwiez.....x_x

Cerelia: Now, who wants to come shopping! I need something to wear!

Mai: Lets take your car, it's so kawaii!

Cerelia: Don't damage my sky-blue beetle....TTU

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-At Kaiba mansion, this very minute-

(Kaiba, muttering and pissed off in his room)

Kaiba: Stupid girl! I still have to buy her dinner! And I have to pay, can't let ANYONE see me at some cheapo restaurant as well!

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-Back at Akira residence-

Cerelia's mother: Cerelia, where are you going? I didn't know there was a party.

Cerelia: It's not a party. I'm going to out to eat.

Cerelia's mother: Where are you going, with who?

(The doorbell rings, and Cerelia goes and gets it)

Cerelia: I'm going out to eat at some restaurant with this person.

Cerelia's mother: Name?

Cerelia: Seto Kaiba (Slams the door and rushes to the limo, hoping her mum didn't hear that).

Cerelia's mother: Who? That's a wierd name for a girl. It's like I've heard of that name before.

Cerelia's father: What?

Cerelia's mother: Cerelia's friend's name. She says she's Seto Kaiba.

Cerelia's father: o_O SETO KAIBA!

Cerelia's mother: Yes, it sounds familiar...

(Cerelia's dad stares at her mum and points to the newspaper. On the front, it has a pic of Kaiba and all that crap about his life and stuff)

Both parents: o_O

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-Cafe de Belle, some expensive restaurant place-

(Both sitting at a table, a very LOOOOOOONG table.....as far away from each other as possible)

Cerelia: Cooliez....a fancy restaurant....

(Kaiba just types on his laptop, throwing glares at her once in a while)

Cerelia: Fine.....

(Looks at the menu and orders a spagetti bolognaise, a steak in mushroom sauce, a bowl of fried rice, a seafood platter, 2 lemonades and a large bowl of icecream)

Kaiba: TTU You eat a lot......

Cerelia: Never come between a girl and her food! ^^

Kaiba: Except when I have to pay for it......

(After all the food has been eaten)

Cerelia: I'm still hungry.

Kaiba: (Fell off his seat) I'm the one paying here!

Cerelia: Fine then. I'll just starve to death!

Kaiba: Good. Then I can go home.

(A woman with a basket of roses comes along)

Woman: Hello. Would you like a rose for your lady, sir?

Kaiba: (Glaring at the woman) No.

(Sees Cerelia eyeing the roses)

Kaiba: I am NOT going to buy you a rose.

Cerelia: (Grabs a white rose) Charge this to him.

Woman: ^^U Um....alright. Name, sir?

(Woman leaves, leaving Kaiba really pissed off)

Kaiba: Why white? Not that I care but I am paying for it.

Cerelia: Because you like white and detest red.

Kaiba: Huh?! How do you know?

(Cerelia goes into a detailed story about the Medieval times, with the help of Yami L., since she was there when it happened)

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Authoresses Comment: Heyaz peoples! Have you ever played Duelist of the Roses? Well, this part is based on what I learnt whilst watching my bro play it. Not to mention that I DID kill Pegasus, Panic, Isis AND erm....OH! The PARADOX BROTHERS!

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Cerelia: In the middle ages, there was a great war between England and France. The king of France, Henry Tudor-

Yami L.: Actually, he prefered to be called Yugi....

Kaiba: Yugi!? AGAIN? HE WAS A KING AGAIN???

Cerelia: Well, there was a war between, 'Yugi' and your forefather, Rosenkreuz/Seto Kaiba-

Yami L.: Only members of the Rose Crusaders called him that. Everyone else had to call him Seto.

Kaiba: What the (censored)!?

Cerelia: Er......yeah. He is your great-great-great-great, ect. grandfather. And Henry 'Yugi' Tudor is the great-great, ect. grandfather of Yugi Motou. In ancient Egypt, Yugi was the powerful pharaoh, Yami. You're his priest. When someone threatened to destroy the world, Yami broke the Millennium Puzzle, the last item needed, well, so everyone thought. His soul was captured in those pieces and now that Yugi has unleashed it, he will sometimes seem like he has someone guiding him, someone brave and ancient.

Kaiba: HECK?! Oh, I knew that...

Cerelia: Thousands of years later, their decendants, Henry 'Yugi' Tudor and Seto 'Rosenkreuz' Kaiba came to war with each other again.

Yami L.: You see, you joined forces with King Richard III to help him take over France so you sent Yugi to live a life of exile. Back then, instead of Millennium items, you guys had the Celtic Rose Cards. You had all the white rose crads, and the servants of Lancaster had the red rose cards.

Cerelia: Of course, now that you know who you were and how evil you are, I say we go-

Kaiba: Wait. How do you know all this anyways?

Yami L.: Their called inter-dimensional powers.

Yami Krystal: Like me ^^ (Hey, don't ask how she got there, popped outta thin air....I suppose it's better then what she wanted to do, she wanted to pop in and chuck someone out the window...)

Yami K.: Yep ^^ (Disappears)

Cerelia: My forefather was the High Druid, Simon McMooran. He was your worst enemy, next to Yugi of course. That's why you hate me so much, I have his blood. And I detest you.

Kaiba: That still doesn't explain-

Yami L.: I was there at the time it all happened. I was Yugi's warrior, as well as Yami's, and one of the holders of the red rose cards. I also scabbed a few white rose cards too, for the sake of it.

Cerelia: I hate you, but Yami Linde still loves ya ^_~

Yami L.: You know what I am capable of, torture and death... (strangles the air)

Cerelia: ^^U That's nice...now can we go? I'm tired...it's 11 already...

(Both get up, Kaiba pays the bill and goes into the limo)

Kaiba: (In an uninterested tone) If I'm so evil, why did you pick the white rose?

Cerelia: Because Linde took over my...*yawn*

(Falls asleep)

Kaiba: Great, now how the (censored) am I supposed to get her home!

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Authoresses Ending Comment:

Cerelia: Ok, now this fanfic is way out of hand!

Yami Linde: What do you mean 'out of hand'? It's TOTALLY WRONG!!!! YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP IN KAIBA'S CAR!

Cerelia: Why not, he'll just wake me up, right?

Yami Linde: Don't you be so optimistic, conscience!

Cerelia: Er...well, before you read the next chapter, please review, I want to know if you like it or not. Seriously, if you actually like this, I'LL BE SO GRATEFUL!!!! But then, Linde will probably think you need serious head injury treatment......stupid Linde...

Yami L.: HEAD INJURY TREATMENT!!!