Authoresses Note:
Cerelia: HELLOZ EVERYBODY!!!! ^^
Yami Linde: Horray, not.
Cerelia: Awww...don't be so mean.
Yami L.: I am the yami, you know, your dark side?
Cerelia: Oh, but I'm your hikari! Besides, Yami isn't mean to Yugi.....
Yami L.: I'm different, I'm a tortured soul. You know nothing of my past. I was deceptive.
Cerelia: Awww.....poor yami.....
Yami L.: DON'T YOU 'POOR' ME YOU (censored) HIKARI!
Cerelia: Erm....so much for being nice to your yami....oh well, READ ON AUTHORS AND AUTHORESSES!!! (Including torturesses like Mariah)
Mariah: (Poping outta thin air) ^^
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Chapter 5-Wandering Over Mokuba
-At school the next day
Joey: You WHAT!?
Cerelia: Er......
Joey: How can you fall asleep!
Tristan: Jealous that your worst enemy got what you wanted?
Everyone: o_O
Joey: NO!
Mariah: WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE MEANT TO BE MY HUSBAND!
Tristan: Common. You can't hide it, we all know you got a crush on Cerelia when she arrived!
Mariah: Why you little (censored) (censored)! (Bonks, or rather 'squishes'- as she prefers to call it- Joey on the head with a mallet)
Joey: Ow! OWWW!!!! x_x
Yugi: Don't worry Joey. He's a really nice guy, just kind off mean, dominating. Er......at least he apologized?
Joey: (Pulling Cerelia aside) He didn't.....you know....do anything, did he?!
Cerelia: What? What are you-HOW DARE YOU SAY-
Joey: Oh, that's ok then!
Cerelia: (Trying to hold back Yami L. from torturing or going balistic on Joey) Grrr!
Yugi: Er....Joey. You're freaking me out, and you're drooling....
Joey: Huh?! Whoops!
(Wipes at his mouth frantically)
Everyone: TTU
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-Kaiba's thoughts as he walked into the school-
Kaiba: I should've took her home instead! How can I be so stupid! I need more sleep or I'll do something I'll regret! God, I need to relax more- wait, what am I saying! I have a company to run!
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-In the classroom-
Kei: Alright, now we will rehearse our play. Here are your parts and the script. I'm sure you know the story of Sleeping Beauty.
(Hands out all the papers)
Cerelia: Kei?
Kei: Yes, er....Cerelia?
Cerelia: Can I be the wicked witch instead?
Kei: I'm sorry but you can't-
Yami L.: I know very well what I can and cannot do, so don't tell me what I can!
Kei: Er.....^^U
Yami L.: Look, give me the part of the wicked witch or I'll banish you to the Shadow Realm.
Cerelia: (Coming back out after forcing Yami L. to go back in) Sorry, where was I?
Kei: What's a Shadow-whatsits?
Cerelia: Shadow Realm? Oh, that's a horrible place, don't go there!
Yami L.: (Coming out again) Do you want a trip to see for your self? (Evil smirk)
(Waves a hand and sends Kei to the Shadow Realm)(Time freezes for a few seconds and summons Kei back)
Kei: What the-heck?
Yami L.: Now you know what the Shadow Realm is, want to go back?
Kei: NO! Ok, ok, I'll give you the part. Wheeler, swap papers with Miss Akira!
Yami L.: (Evil laugh and returns to Millennium Sword-which shrunk so it can fit around Cerelia's neck like a pendant)
Joey: Um...ok. Hey, wait a minute. ISN'T CERELIA THE PRINCESS??!
Kei: Er...yes, so I suppose you have to swap too. Now everyone, who would like to swap with Mr. Wheeler and be the princess?
Mariah: Wait. What's that? (Points to a growing mass of dust getting closer and closer)
Joey, Yami/Yugi, Kaiba, Malik/Marik (Don't ask how he got there) and Bakura (Basically all the bishies in Yu-Gi-Oh!): FANGIRLS!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(Runs through door)
Mariah: (Evil laughs) Mwahahaha! That's just Qin and her 'Fangurl Club'!
Qin: I wanna be the princess!
Some Kaiba fangirl: ME! I LIKE HIM BETTER!
Another fangirl: No! I AM!!
Yami L.: (Gets pissed) Get lost stupid fangirls! (Sends them all except Qin to the Shadow Realm) I HATE it when fangirls scream like that!
Cerelia: No don't! Put them back!
Yami L.: Oh, fine! Stupid Cerelia.
(Sends all fangirls to somewhere far away)
Qin: Aww....my fangirls... (Walks off)
Kei: Erm...anyone else want to be princess?
Serenity: I will if nobody else will.
Joey: No, Serenity!
Serenity: Oh, don't worry Joey. I'll be fine.
Kei: Ok! Then lets rehearse!
Everyone: ^^
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-All pile into the hall-
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Authoresses Comments: Ok, since there is a play, you wanna know the parts? Well, Joey is now playing one of the palace guards who try to surround the wicked witch, Tristan is a knight who burns all the spinning wheels, Yugi is King Arthur, Tea is one of the fairies and Bakura plays the Queen. Oh, and now I'm the wicked witch. Serenity's the princess Aurora!
Bakura: Hey! I didn't know I filled in the part of the queen! I asked Tea but she just told me to do anything!
Yami L.: Oh well, tough break dude!
Bakura: Awww...you're so slack Linde....
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Kaiba/Prince: There's the princess (sigh). But she is asleep, how do I wake her?
(Leans forward to pretend to kiss the princess)
Kaiba: (Leans REALLY close to Serenity)
Joey: No you don't! (Rushes forward and grabs Kaiba away)
Kaiba: Do you really think that I actually want to do this?! Get off me you moron!
(Joey gets thrown aside, Kaiba straightens his trenchcoat)
Kaiba: I am through with this! I will no longer be in this play!
Kei: Sorry, Seto. But I have to do what Ms. Toshiwa asked me to do. Tell you what, how about you lean close to her, but as soon as you think you're close enough, move away. The audience will know that you were meant to kiss her anyway without actually doing it.
(Kaiba glares at Kei)
Cerelia: (To Joey) You know, if Kaiba quits, you can be the prince instead.
Joey: Oh, in that case, I'll encourage him to go! No wait, THEN I'LL HAVE TO KISS SERENITY!
Everyone: o_O
Kei: (Looks over) You mustn't assume things, Mr. Wheeler.
Cerelia and Joey: (Innocent look on their faces) What? I didn't say anything!
Kei: (To Kaiba) You can't quit now, you'll ruin the play for all of us.
Cerelia: Seriously, if he stays, I'll bonk him with my mallet!
Yami Krystal: (Popping outta thin air) Hey, that's my mallet!
(After a long pause)
Kaiba: (Glares, then nods slightly and whispers to himself) Baka....
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-Outside of the school-
Cerelia: (Running towards Kaiba before he gets into limo) Can I talk to you?
Kaiba: Make it quick. I'm a busy man.
Cerelia: I didn't really want the play to be ruined, even if you have to do that scene with one of my best friends. So, thanks.
(Bows politely and walks off)
Cerelia: Phew! I thought he was gonna explode or something...
(Kaiba stares at her before getting in the limo)
Kaiba: Stupid girl.
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-Kaiba mansion, after Kaiba comes home-
(Mokuba knocks on Kaiba's office)
Mokuba: Seto. There's someone here. It's that girl from this morning.
Seto: Don't remind me of this morning Mokuba. Tell her I'm not here.
Mokuba: I already told her you were here.
Seto: Tell her I'm too busy.
Mokuba: She's not here to speak with you Seto. She's here to see me.
Seto: What? Why is she here to see you?
Mokuba: I don't know. Can I go?
(Mokuba leaves)
Kaiba: She's here to see Mokuba?
(Outside, Cerelia is waiting for Mokuba to come back)
Cerelia: So how's your brother.
Mokuba: He's busy.
Cerelia: He's always busy. I came to talk to you. I know you as Mokuba Kaiba, but you don't know me. I'm a-er.....friend of Seto's. I'm in his class with Yugi and them. I am Cerelia Akira, but sometimes, my yami, Linde takes over.
Mokuba: Yugi? But Seto doesn't like Yugi. He doesn't want any friends.
Cerelia: Well, that doesn't mean I can't be your friend.
Mokuba: You want to be my friend?
Cerelia: Yeah! We'll love to be your friend! Common, you have to meet them! They'll want to meet you too!
(Drags Mokuba out)
Mokuba: (To a maid) Tell Seto I'm going out with a friend!
Maid: Yes, master Mokuba.
(Walks to Kaiba's office and knocks)
Kaiba: Come in.
Maid: Master Mokuba will not be returning home soon. He has gone out with a friend.
Kaiba: A friend? What friend? He has none.
Maid: A young lady who just came by.
Kaiba: (Pauses) Thankyou, return to your duties.
(Maid leaves and Kaiba glares at the laptop screen)
Kaiba: My brother better be in one piece, Cerelia Akira, or my name isn't Seto Kaiba.
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: Now that's what I call a *lame* chapter. Lot's of fangirls and some torture here though.
Yami Linde: Tell me about it. Those scenes are so 'Kaiba Fangurl' material....
Cerelia: Will you be quiet already! It's time to review!
Yami L.: You know, I'm meant to be giving you orders, you are just a little voice in my head.
Cerelia: I am more than just a little voice. I AM you.
Yami L.: Whatever....
Cerelia: Without my body, you would still be trapped inside the Millenium Sword!
Yami L.: You know very well that I made you with my magical powers.
Cerelia: Not true. I have parents.
Yami L.: Well, it's kinda complicated, Cerelia is just a random hikari, a conscience, yet she is real and is alive and has a life and a family, so I have no idea what I am. Let's just say that Cerelia is the hikari and I was unleashed when she was very young, so there is one person with two memories and souls. I am known as Cerelia to my family and friends, but Linde in my past, I think. I believe I had a different name, but....oh well.
Cerelia: Wow....it IS complicated. Cooliez!
Yami L.: -_-U I'm the main authoress and I don't even know who I am.....
Kaiba: (Pops outta nowhere) I love you.
Everyone: o_O
Kaiba: Actually, I take that back.
Cerelia: Wadda?
Yami L.: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!
Kaiba: Don't blame me! Mariah made me say it!
Yami L.: MARIAH!!!!!!!!
Mariah: (Emerges from nowhere like Kaiba did) Ya?
Yami L.: HOW DARE YOU!
Mariah: Hey, it's my fanart, so I can make him do whatever I want. And I want him to be in love with you and you hating him.
Yami Krystal: Sounds like me.
Mariah: Er...yeah, basically. Yami loves Krystal!
Yami L.: Ahhh....the pharaoh and pharaoh-ess...
Yami K.: SHUT UP! (Banishes all to torture chamber, except Yami L.)
Yami L.: You know I can block off your attacks, your highness.
Yami K.: Well, as long as you're still calling me 'your highness'.
Yami L.: I always will anyway.
Yami K.: Aha. I know. Well, on behalf of Cerelia, please review this, though I don't recommend it.
Cerelia: HELLOZ EVERYBODY!!!! ^^
Yami Linde: Horray, not.
Cerelia: Awww...don't be so mean.
Yami L.: I am the yami, you know, your dark side?
Cerelia: Oh, but I'm your hikari! Besides, Yami isn't mean to Yugi.....
Yami L.: I'm different, I'm a tortured soul. You know nothing of my past. I was deceptive.
Cerelia: Awww.....poor yami.....
Yami L.: DON'T YOU 'POOR' ME YOU (censored) HIKARI!
Cerelia: Erm....so much for being nice to your yami....oh well, READ ON AUTHORS AND AUTHORESSES!!! (Including torturesses like Mariah)
Mariah: (Poping outta thin air) ^^
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Chapter 5-Wandering Over Mokuba
-At school the next day
Joey: You WHAT!?
Cerelia: Er......
Joey: How can you fall asleep!
Tristan: Jealous that your worst enemy got what you wanted?
Everyone: o_O
Joey: NO!
Mariah: WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE MEANT TO BE MY HUSBAND!
Tristan: Common. You can't hide it, we all know you got a crush on Cerelia when she arrived!
Mariah: Why you little (censored) (censored)! (Bonks, or rather 'squishes'- as she prefers to call it- Joey on the head with a mallet)
Joey: Ow! OWWW!!!! x_x
Yugi: Don't worry Joey. He's a really nice guy, just kind off mean, dominating. Er......at least he apologized?
Joey: (Pulling Cerelia aside) He didn't.....you know....do anything, did he?!
Cerelia: What? What are you-HOW DARE YOU SAY-
Joey: Oh, that's ok then!
Cerelia: (Trying to hold back Yami L. from torturing or going balistic on Joey) Grrr!
Yugi: Er....Joey. You're freaking me out, and you're drooling....
Joey: Huh?! Whoops!
(Wipes at his mouth frantically)
Everyone: TTU
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-Kaiba's thoughts as he walked into the school-
Kaiba: I should've took her home instead! How can I be so stupid! I need more sleep or I'll do something I'll regret! God, I need to relax more- wait, what am I saying! I have a company to run!
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-In the classroom-
Kei: Alright, now we will rehearse our play. Here are your parts and the script. I'm sure you know the story of Sleeping Beauty.
(Hands out all the papers)
Cerelia: Kei?
Kei: Yes, er....Cerelia?
Cerelia: Can I be the wicked witch instead?
Kei: I'm sorry but you can't-
Yami L.: I know very well what I can and cannot do, so don't tell me what I can!
Kei: Er.....^^U
Yami L.: Look, give me the part of the wicked witch or I'll banish you to the Shadow Realm.
Cerelia: (Coming back out after forcing Yami L. to go back in) Sorry, where was I?
Kei: What's a Shadow-whatsits?
Cerelia: Shadow Realm? Oh, that's a horrible place, don't go there!
Yami L.: (Coming out again) Do you want a trip to see for your self? (Evil smirk)
(Waves a hand and sends Kei to the Shadow Realm)(Time freezes for a few seconds and summons Kei back)
Kei: What the-heck?
Yami L.: Now you know what the Shadow Realm is, want to go back?
Kei: NO! Ok, ok, I'll give you the part. Wheeler, swap papers with Miss Akira!
Yami L.: (Evil laugh and returns to Millennium Sword-which shrunk so it can fit around Cerelia's neck like a pendant)
Joey: Um...ok. Hey, wait a minute. ISN'T CERELIA THE PRINCESS??!
Kei: Er...yes, so I suppose you have to swap too. Now everyone, who would like to swap with Mr. Wheeler and be the princess?
Mariah: Wait. What's that? (Points to a growing mass of dust getting closer and closer)
Joey, Yami/Yugi, Kaiba, Malik/Marik (Don't ask how he got there) and Bakura (Basically all the bishies in Yu-Gi-Oh!): FANGIRLS!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(Runs through door)
Mariah: (Evil laughs) Mwahahaha! That's just Qin and her 'Fangurl Club'!
Qin: I wanna be the princess!
Some Kaiba fangirl: ME! I LIKE HIM BETTER!
Another fangirl: No! I AM!!
Yami L.: (Gets pissed) Get lost stupid fangirls! (Sends them all except Qin to the Shadow Realm) I HATE it when fangirls scream like that!
Cerelia: No don't! Put them back!
Yami L.: Oh, fine! Stupid Cerelia.
(Sends all fangirls to somewhere far away)
Qin: Aww....my fangirls... (Walks off)
Kei: Erm...anyone else want to be princess?
Serenity: I will if nobody else will.
Joey: No, Serenity!
Serenity: Oh, don't worry Joey. I'll be fine.
Kei: Ok! Then lets rehearse!
Everyone: ^^
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-All pile into the hall-
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Authoresses Comments: Ok, since there is a play, you wanna know the parts? Well, Joey is now playing one of the palace guards who try to surround the wicked witch, Tristan is a knight who burns all the spinning wheels, Yugi is King Arthur, Tea is one of the fairies and Bakura plays the Queen. Oh, and now I'm the wicked witch. Serenity's the princess Aurora!
Bakura: Hey! I didn't know I filled in the part of the queen! I asked Tea but she just told me to do anything!
Yami L.: Oh well, tough break dude!
Bakura: Awww...you're so slack Linde....
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Kaiba/Prince: There's the princess (sigh). But she is asleep, how do I wake her?
(Leans forward to pretend to kiss the princess)
Kaiba: (Leans REALLY close to Serenity)
Joey: No you don't! (Rushes forward and grabs Kaiba away)
Kaiba: Do you really think that I actually want to do this?! Get off me you moron!
(Joey gets thrown aside, Kaiba straightens his trenchcoat)
Kaiba: I am through with this! I will no longer be in this play!
Kei: Sorry, Seto. But I have to do what Ms. Toshiwa asked me to do. Tell you what, how about you lean close to her, but as soon as you think you're close enough, move away. The audience will know that you were meant to kiss her anyway without actually doing it.
(Kaiba glares at Kei)
Cerelia: (To Joey) You know, if Kaiba quits, you can be the prince instead.
Joey: Oh, in that case, I'll encourage him to go! No wait, THEN I'LL HAVE TO KISS SERENITY!
Everyone: o_O
Kei: (Looks over) You mustn't assume things, Mr. Wheeler.
Cerelia and Joey: (Innocent look on their faces) What? I didn't say anything!
Kei: (To Kaiba) You can't quit now, you'll ruin the play for all of us.
Cerelia: Seriously, if he stays, I'll bonk him with my mallet!
Yami Krystal: (Popping outta thin air) Hey, that's my mallet!
(After a long pause)
Kaiba: (Glares, then nods slightly and whispers to himself) Baka....
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-Outside of the school-
Cerelia: (Running towards Kaiba before he gets into limo) Can I talk to you?
Kaiba: Make it quick. I'm a busy man.
Cerelia: I didn't really want the play to be ruined, even if you have to do that scene with one of my best friends. So, thanks.
(Bows politely and walks off)
Cerelia: Phew! I thought he was gonna explode or something...
(Kaiba stares at her before getting in the limo)
Kaiba: Stupid girl.
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-Kaiba mansion, after Kaiba comes home-
(Mokuba knocks on Kaiba's office)
Mokuba: Seto. There's someone here. It's that girl from this morning.
Seto: Don't remind me of this morning Mokuba. Tell her I'm not here.
Mokuba: I already told her you were here.
Seto: Tell her I'm too busy.
Mokuba: She's not here to speak with you Seto. She's here to see me.
Seto: What? Why is she here to see you?
Mokuba: I don't know. Can I go?
(Mokuba leaves)
Kaiba: She's here to see Mokuba?
(Outside, Cerelia is waiting for Mokuba to come back)
Cerelia: So how's your brother.
Mokuba: He's busy.
Cerelia: He's always busy. I came to talk to you. I know you as Mokuba Kaiba, but you don't know me. I'm a-er.....friend of Seto's. I'm in his class with Yugi and them. I am Cerelia Akira, but sometimes, my yami, Linde takes over.
Mokuba: Yugi? But Seto doesn't like Yugi. He doesn't want any friends.
Cerelia: Well, that doesn't mean I can't be your friend.
Mokuba: You want to be my friend?
Cerelia: Yeah! We'll love to be your friend! Common, you have to meet them! They'll want to meet you too!
(Drags Mokuba out)
Mokuba: (To a maid) Tell Seto I'm going out with a friend!
Maid: Yes, master Mokuba.
(Walks to Kaiba's office and knocks)
Kaiba: Come in.
Maid: Master Mokuba will not be returning home soon. He has gone out with a friend.
Kaiba: A friend? What friend? He has none.
Maid: A young lady who just came by.
Kaiba: (Pauses) Thankyou, return to your duties.
(Maid leaves and Kaiba glares at the laptop screen)
Kaiba: My brother better be in one piece, Cerelia Akira, or my name isn't Seto Kaiba.
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: Now that's what I call a *lame* chapter. Lot's of fangirls and some torture here though.
Yami Linde: Tell me about it. Those scenes are so 'Kaiba Fangurl' material....
Cerelia: Will you be quiet already! It's time to review!
Yami L.: You know, I'm meant to be giving you orders, you are just a little voice in my head.
Cerelia: I am more than just a little voice. I AM you.
Yami L.: Whatever....
Cerelia: Without my body, you would still be trapped inside the Millenium Sword!
Yami L.: You know very well that I made you with my magical powers.
Cerelia: Not true. I have parents.
Yami L.: Well, it's kinda complicated, Cerelia is just a random hikari, a conscience, yet she is real and is alive and has a life and a family, so I have no idea what I am. Let's just say that Cerelia is the hikari and I was unleashed when she was very young, so there is one person with two memories and souls. I am known as Cerelia to my family and friends, but Linde in my past, I think. I believe I had a different name, but....oh well.
Cerelia: Wow....it IS complicated. Cooliez!
Yami L.: -_-U I'm the main authoress and I don't even know who I am.....
Kaiba: (Pops outta nowhere) I love you.
Everyone: o_O
Kaiba: Actually, I take that back.
Cerelia: Wadda?
Yami L.: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!
Kaiba: Don't blame me! Mariah made me say it!
Yami L.: MARIAH!!!!!!!!
Mariah: (Emerges from nowhere like Kaiba did) Ya?
Yami L.: HOW DARE YOU!
Mariah: Hey, it's my fanart, so I can make him do whatever I want. And I want him to be in love with you and you hating him.
Yami Krystal: Sounds like me.
Mariah: Er...yeah, basically. Yami loves Krystal!
Yami L.: Ahhh....the pharaoh and pharaoh-ess...
Yami K.: SHUT UP! (Banishes all to torture chamber, except Yami L.)
Yami L.: You know I can block off your attacks, your highness.
Yami K.: Well, as long as you're still calling me 'your highness'.
Yami L.: I always will anyway.
Yami K.: Aha. I know. Well, on behalf of Cerelia, please review this, though I don't recommend it.