Authoresses Note:
Cerelia: Cooliez! I'm already up to the 8th chapter!
Linde: Wow... (Rolls eyes)
Cerelia: Yes, it's a great accomplishment for me, so shut up!
Linde: Ok then. (Goes into Millennium Dagger-chibi version of Millennium Sword)
Cerelia: ...
(A long silence later)
Cerelia: Linde! Come out! I'm bored, nobody is here to talk to me!
Linde: (From inside the dagger) Well, that's for telling me to shut up :P
Cerelia: Please.... (Gives innocent look)
Linde: I know what you are doing, and no!
Cerelia: Aww.....pretty please?
Linde: Go shove your (censored) face!
Cerelia: (Picks up dagger and chucks it in a bucket of water)
Linde: Wadda? (Glub glub)
(Linde emerges from dagger, drenched)
Linde: Why you (censored) deranged hikari! I'll (censored) get you for this!!!!
(Throws an energy ball at Cerelia)
Cerelia: Huh?
(Energy ball hits Cerelia who becomes scorched)
Cerelia: (All charred and burnt) GET BACK HERE YOU MANIACAL YAMI!!!!!!!!
Mariah: (Watching from the sidelines) ^^U This is too weird.....but funny ^^
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Chapter 8-Evil Schemes
-On the street, outside the school-
(Bell goes and everyone comes out)
Cerelia: Hey Yugi. I'm going to go home first to check on Linde, alright. I'll meet you at the cafe later.
Yugi: We'll wait for you there.
Bakura: Take as long as you want. But don't bring her along. My yami will go bonkers.
Cerelia: Why?
Bakura: Since that last meeting, he has developed a small crush on her.
Everyone: o_O
Cerelia: Yami Bakura?!
Mariah: See, I knew they'll get along fine. They really like banishing people to the Shadow Realm.
(Yami Bakura comes out)
Yami Bakura: Why you (censored) (censored) hikari! What the (censored) do you know? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
(Starts chasing Bakura around brandishing some cards and a whip)
Bakura: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Runs around in circles)
Mariah: (Clicks her fingers and the whip turns into a pillow) Alright alright. Cerelia, you go and find Linde. (Whispering to Cerelia) And bring her along.
Cerelia: Er....why the hell am I going to do that after what happened?
Mariah: I want to see Yami Bakura's reaction! ^^
Cerelia: Er.....right....
(Walks away leaving everyone to settle Yami Bakura down)
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-Akira residence-
Cerelia: Mum, I'm home!
Cerelia's mother: There's food in the kitchen!
Cerelia: I'm going to the cafe instead mum!
(Goes upstairs and slams the door shut)
Cerelia: Thank god! Mum's cooking tastes like-
Linde: You're finally home, huh?
(Cerelia turns around and sees her yami wearing a purple long-sleeved shirt and a white skirt, a necklace made from crystal beads threaded into the shape of the Sennen Eye and gold armbands and wristbands)
Cerelia: Where did you get those clothes from?
Linde: (Looks down at her long skirt) What?
Cerelia: Er.....nice clothes...
Linde: Is that meant to be a compliment?
Cerelia: Why don't you take me seriously?
Linde: How the hell should I know.
Cerelia: What were you and Kaiba talking about after I left?
Linde: That, is none of your business.
Cerelia: Oh, common. I heard it already. Now tell me! I'll find out sooner or later!
Linde: Didn't he tell you anyway?
Cerelia: No, of course not!
Linde: He just wanted to know how Mokuba was doing. And he offered me his security card so I can visit Mokuba without buzzing.
Cerelia: Then why won't he tell me that?
Linde: Again, how the hell should I know?
Cerelia: Well, he just kept telling me to stay out of it and that it was between you two.
Linde: He, wha?
Cerelia: Yeah. He told me to mind my own business.
Linde: Well, he did talk about other things.
Cerelia: Like?
Linde: Hmmm.....he said that Mokuba was becoming a better and happier person and he thanked me for making him feel that way.
Cerelia: He thanked you. (Raises an eyebrow)
Linde: If you are thinking what I think you are thinking, then you can go shove your (censored) head in the bin!
Cerelia: You know Linde. Can you at least try to be nice?
Linde: Sorry, can't help it. I like torturing and being rude. ^_~
Cerelia: Oh, I almost forgot, we have to meet everyone at the cafe!
Linde: Why?
Cerelia: Mariah wanted to see you and me separately I think.
Linde: (After a long pause) Alright. But I have to freshen up, I've been cooped up in this room all day! And I don't dare go out, what if your mother sees me? (Starts running her fingers through her hair)
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Authoresses Comment: If you're wondering, even though I mentioned it in the first or second chapter, Linde and I can look very different if you know where to look. Both have long layered black hair with blonde streaks, basically like Yami, and yes, this is what I really look like in real life. Linde has sharper eyes like Yami and is grey, sometimes green or blue and even light purple in certain lights. I have hazel/light brown eyes.
Linde: I like my freakin' eye colour, thank you very much.
Cerelia: Never said you didn't, did I?
Linde: It changes depending on my mood and the light.
Cerelia: (Stares deeply into her yami's eyes) They're green now.
Linde: That means I'm up to mischief, hehe..... (Evil grin)
Cerelia: Ah oh.
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Cerelia: Good point, how about you use your powers to summon yourself outside.
Linde: Why don't I jump out the window?
(Linde disappears throught the window)
Cerelia: (Looks out to check she's there) Good on you Mariah! Hehe.....
(Outside on the lawn)
Linde: (Looking back at the window) Forgive me hikari for that inappropriate lie...
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-At the cafe-
(Joey and Tristan is making sure the cafe becomes rich)
Yugi: (Looks up) Hey! Here comes Cerelia, with Linde!
Yami Bakura: Linde? *blushes*
Bakura: Yami, are you blushing?
Everyone: o_O
Yami Bakura: WHY YOU (censored) IMBECILE!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!!!!!!
(Starts chasing Bakura around the cafe)
Bakura: (Trips and falls on Linde) AHHHH!!!
Linde: (Squished under Bakura) Ow! Get off me you (censored) baka! Get off me NOW if you value your life!!!!!!!
Bakura: (Getting up quickly) Sorry! So sorry! It was Yami Bakura! I swear!
Linde: Grrr.... (Wacks Bakura over the head)
Bakura: Hey! OWWIES!
Cerelia: Aw, common. I'm hungry!!!!!!
Mariah and Krystal: Lets eat!
Mai: That's all you think of?
Mariah, Krystal and Cerelia: Yep! ^^
(Suddenly Kaiba walks in)
Mariah: Ah! Here comes our guest!
Kaiba: Why the (censored) am I doing here? I'm a busy man, you know.
Cerelia: Been there, heard that.
Mariah: Yesh, but I threatened to show that pic of you holding a BEWD plushie! ^^ (Read her fanfic and you'll understand)
Kaiba: Grrr....gimme that picture!
Everyone: o_O BEWD PLUSHIE!
Kaiba: BE QUIET YOU STUPID MOR-
Cerelia: Erm.....why don't you all just calm down!
Kaiba: Oh, you're here.
Cerelia: Yes, and Linde too! =^.^=
Kaiba: Oh, hi Linde.
Linde: Why is everyone here?
Mariah: I wanted a get together! Lets all enjoy ourselves!
(After lots of served food and eating)
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Authoresses Comment: I case you didn't read any of Mariah's fanfic, something terrible and painful falls on Bakura in a moment so, don't be offended if you're a 'Bakura Fangurl'.
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Bakura: Linde, would you like a bowl of spagetti?
Joey: No! She wants an ice-cream!
Yugi: How about a crepe?
Cerelia: Er.....why is everyone serving Linde? She doesn't eat much, I think.
Linde: What are you talking about? I eat as much as Krystal and Mariah!
Qin: I'm the one that doesn't eat much!
Cerelia: ^^ I know, last time, you only ate a few slices of pizza!
Mariah: Oh, I remember! We went to your place after the Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist League!
Cerelia: Yes, after I missed my dueling session because 'someone' gave me wrong directions....
Mariah: Well it's not my fault you thought you had to walk all the way to the other side of Westfield!!!!
Cerelia: Hey! You told me to go 'right'!!!!!
Mariah: Yeah, right inside Toys'R'Us!!!!
Cerelia: Oh yeah, why didn't you-
Linde: Will you all just (censored) shut the (censored) up!
Everyone: o_O
Kaiba: I haven't been talking.
Tea and Tristan: Yeah, and us!
Serenity: I've been silent the whole time.
Linde: Yes, but all this noise is giving me a headache!
Mai: Want some Panadol?
Yugi: Oh, I'm sorry Linde. I didn't relise we were that loud?
Joey: Oh sorry! I'll try to be quiet now.
Bakura: Yeah, me too!
(Everyone shuts up and starts to eat again)
Linde: Yami Bakura, can you pass me the bread rolls?
Yami Bakura: (Chucks a roll which was meant to be directed at his hikari)
Linde: (Catching it before it hits Bakura) Sorry, as much as I want to do that to Cerelia, I need this for my soup.
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(Yami Bakura's thoughts)
Yami Bakura: What is this I'm feeling? It's like I know her before.
Bakura: (For some unknown reason is communicating with his Yami telepathically) You do know her, don't you? Isn't she Cerelia's yami?
Yami Bakura: (Rolls eyes)
Bakura: Then you should have known her. She was there in Ancient Egypt.
Yami Bakura: Maybe, she's probably there-wait! What am I saying! HOW DARE YOU (censored) FOOL ME INTO CONFIDING IN YOU!!!!
Bakura: Ah oh.
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Yami Bakura: (Aloud) I'm gonna get you for this!
Bakura: Eep!
(Runs out of the cafe with Yami Bakura in hot pursuit)
Everyone: Um...ok.
Bakura: (Runs inside again) PLEASE GET ME OUTTA THIS SITUATION! ANYTHING!
Mariah: Anything huh?
(A loud sound of something falling can be heard and a grand piano falls)
Bakura: Oh no! Not in this fanfic too!
(Bakura gets flattened)
Mariah: How did I know that was going to happen?
Linde: Because you always do that to poor Bakura in your fanfic.
(Spends minutes trying to dig Bakura out)
Bakura: Finally! Why didn't anyone ask me 'Are you alright Bakura?'.
Mariah: Because everytime I ask, you bite my head off.
Cerelia: Luckily, I wasn't there.
Linde: A few minutes of my life wasted on digging this baka out.....
Kaiba: I remember someone dyed my trenchcoat pink... (glares at Mariah)
Mariah: (Innocent look) Not me, it was Yami Bakura's blood-red shorts!
Kaiba: You owe me a new trenchcoat.
Mariah: Not while I still have that plushie pic! ^^
Kaiba: GIMME THAT PIC! (Starts chasing her around the cafe)
Linde: Yoink! (Grabs pic of Mariah)
Mariah: Wadda-
Linde: (Ripping the picture up into tiny pieces) Sorry Mariah.
Mariah: Awww, why did you have to go and do that?
Linde: Wait. I have an even better way of making a fool out of Seto Kaiba. ^_~
Mariah: Tell me?
Linde: Oh, I will, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: What was that all about?
Mariah: I think Kaiba is really pissed.
Linde: He's always pissed.
Cerelia: Like you.
Linde: I don't express myself with anger, and if I do, I use that anger to put into my torture.
Cerelia: I should be the almighty authoress and you can be the fanfic torturess!
Mariah: And me!
Cerelia: Yes, and you too, but since this is our fanfic, we are in charge.
Linde: I would like to know whether or not you like us torturing the Yu-Gi- Oh! cast. If you don't TOO BAD! MWAHAHAHAHA! But review anyway, for Cerelia's sake.
Cerelia: ^^U Erm....yes....review...
Cerelia: Cooliez! I'm already up to the 8th chapter!
Linde: Wow... (Rolls eyes)
Cerelia: Yes, it's a great accomplishment for me, so shut up!
Linde: Ok then. (Goes into Millennium Dagger-chibi version of Millennium Sword)
Cerelia: ...
(A long silence later)
Cerelia: Linde! Come out! I'm bored, nobody is here to talk to me!
Linde: (From inside the dagger) Well, that's for telling me to shut up :P
Cerelia: Please.... (Gives innocent look)
Linde: I know what you are doing, and no!
Cerelia: Aww.....pretty please?
Linde: Go shove your (censored) face!
Cerelia: (Picks up dagger and chucks it in a bucket of water)
Linde: Wadda? (Glub glub)
(Linde emerges from dagger, drenched)
Linde: Why you (censored) deranged hikari! I'll (censored) get you for this!!!!
(Throws an energy ball at Cerelia)
Cerelia: Huh?
(Energy ball hits Cerelia who becomes scorched)
Cerelia: (All charred and burnt) GET BACK HERE YOU MANIACAL YAMI!!!!!!!!
Mariah: (Watching from the sidelines) ^^U This is too weird.....but funny ^^
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Chapter 8-Evil Schemes
-On the street, outside the school-
(Bell goes and everyone comes out)
Cerelia: Hey Yugi. I'm going to go home first to check on Linde, alright. I'll meet you at the cafe later.
Yugi: We'll wait for you there.
Bakura: Take as long as you want. But don't bring her along. My yami will go bonkers.
Cerelia: Why?
Bakura: Since that last meeting, he has developed a small crush on her.
Everyone: o_O
Cerelia: Yami Bakura?!
Mariah: See, I knew they'll get along fine. They really like banishing people to the Shadow Realm.
(Yami Bakura comes out)
Yami Bakura: Why you (censored) (censored) hikari! What the (censored) do you know? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
(Starts chasing Bakura around brandishing some cards and a whip)
Bakura: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Runs around in circles)
Mariah: (Clicks her fingers and the whip turns into a pillow) Alright alright. Cerelia, you go and find Linde. (Whispering to Cerelia) And bring her along.
Cerelia: Er....why the hell am I going to do that after what happened?
Mariah: I want to see Yami Bakura's reaction! ^^
Cerelia: Er.....right....
(Walks away leaving everyone to settle Yami Bakura down)
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-Akira residence-
Cerelia: Mum, I'm home!
Cerelia's mother: There's food in the kitchen!
Cerelia: I'm going to the cafe instead mum!
(Goes upstairs and slams the door shut)
Cerelia: Thank god! Mum's cooking tastes like-
Linde: You're finally home, huh?
(Cerelia turns around and sees her yami wearing a purple long-sleeved shirt and a white skirt, a necklace made from crystal beads threaded into the shape of the Sennen Eye and gold armbands and wristbands)
Cerelia: Where did you get those clothes from?
Linde: (Looks down at her long skirt) What?
Cerelia: Er.....nice clothes...
Linde: Is that meant to be a compliment?
Cerelia: Why don't you take me seriously?
Linde: How the hell should I know.
Cerelia: What were you and Kaiba talking about after I left?
Linde: That, is none of your business.
Cerelia: Oh, common. I heard it already. Now tell me! I'll find out sooner or later!
Linde: Didn't he tell you anyway?
Cerelia: No, of course not!
Linde: He just wanted to know how Mokuba was doing. And he offered me his security card so I can visit Mokuba without buzzing.
Cerelia: Then why won't he tell me that?
Linde: Again, how the hell should I know?
Cerelia: Well, he just kept telling me to stay out of it and that it was between you two.
Linde: He, wha?
Cerelia: Yeah. He told me to mind my own business.
Linde: Well, he did talk about other things.
Cerelia: Like?
Linde: Hmmm.....he said that Mokuba was becoming a better and happier person and he thanked me for making him feel that way.
Cerelia: He thanked you. (Raises an eyebrow)
Linde: If you are thinking what I think you are thinking, then you can go shove your (censored) head in the bin!
Cerelia: You know Linde. Can you at least try to be nice?
Linde: Sorry, can't help it. I like torturing and being rude. ^_~
Cerelia: Oh, I almost forgot, we have to meet everyone at the cafe!
Linde: Why?
Cerelia: Mariah wanted to see you and me separately I think.
Linde: (After a long pause) Alright. But I have to freshen up, I've been cooped up in this room all day! And I don't dare go out, what if your mother sees me? (Starts running her fingers through her hair)
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Authoresses Comment: If you're wondering, even though I mentioned it in the first or second chapter, Linde and I can look very different if you know where to look. Both have long layered black hair with blonde streaks, basically like Yami, and yes, this is what I really look like in real life. Linde has sharper eyes like Yami and is grey, sometimes green or blue and even light purple in certain lights. I have hazel/light brown eyes.
Linde: I like my freakin' eye colour, thank you very much.
Cerelia: Never said you didn't, did I?
Linde: It changes depending on my mood and the light.
Cerelia: (Stares deeply into her yami's eyes) They're green now.
Linde: That means I'm up to mischief, hehe..... (Evil grin)
Cerelia: Ah oh.
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Cerelia: Good point, how about you use your powers to summon yourself outside.
Linde: Why don't I jump out the window?
(Linde disappears throught the window)
Cerelia: (Looks out to check she's there) Good on you Mariah! Hehe.....
(Outside on the lawn)
Linde: (Looking back at the window) Forgive me hikari for that inappropriate lie...
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-At the cafe-
(Joey and Tristan is making sure the cafe becomes rich)
Yugi: (Looks up) Hey! Here comes Cerelia, with Linde!
Yami Bakura: Linde? *blushes*
Bakura: Yami, are you blushing?
Everyone: o_O
Yami Bakura: WHY YOU (censored) IMBECILE!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!!!!!!
(Starts chasing Bakura around the cafe)
Bakura: (Trips and falls on Linde) AHHHH!!!
Linde: (Squished under Bakura) Ow! Get off me you (censored) baka! Get off me NOW if you value your life!!!!!!!
Bakura: (Getting up quickly) Sorry! So sorry! It was Yami Bakura! I swear!
Linde: Grrr.... (Wacks Bakura over the head)
Bakura: Hey! OWWIES!
Cerelia: Aw, common. I'm hungry!!!!!!
Mariah and Krystal: Lets eat!
Mai: That's all you think of?
Mariah, Krystal and Cerelia: Yep! ^^
(Suddenly Kaiba walks in)
Mariah: Ah! Here comes our guest!
Kaiba: Why the (censored) am I doing here? I'm a busy man, you know.
Cerelia: Been there, heard that.
Mariah: Yesh, but I threatened to show that pic of you holding a BEWD plushie! ^^ (Read her fanfic and you'll understand)
Kaiba: Grrr....gimme that picture!
Everyone: o_O BEWD PLUSHIE!
Kaiba: BE QUIET YOU STUPID MOR-
Cerelia: Erm.....why don't you all just calm down!
Kaiba: Oh, you're here.
Cerelia: Yes, and Linde too! =^.^=
Kaiba: Oh, hi Linde.
Linde: Why is everyone here?
Mariah: I wanted a get together! Lets all enjoy ourselves!
(After lots of served food and eating)
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Authoresses Comment: I case you didn't read any of Mariah's fanfic, something terrible and painful falls on Bakura in a moment so, don't be offended if you're a 'Bakura Fangurl'.
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Bakura: Linde, would you like a bowl of spagetti?
Joey: No! She wants an ice-cream!
Yugi: How about a crepe?
Cerelia: Er.....why is everyone serving Linde? She doesn't eat much, I think.
Linde: What are you talking about? I eat as much as Krystal and Mariah!
Qin: I'm the one that doesn't eat much!
Cerelia: ^^ I know, last time, you only ate a few slices of pizza!
Mariah: Oh, I remember! We went to your place after the Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist League!
Cerelia: Yes, after I missed my dueling session because 'someone' gave me wrong directions....
Mariah: Well it's not my fault you thought you had to walk all the way to the other side of Westfield!!!!
Cerelia: Hey! You told me to go 'right'!!!!!
Mariah: Yeah, right inside Toys'R'Us!!!!
Cerelia: Oh yeah, why didn't you-
Linde: Will you all just (censored) shut the (censored) up!
Everyone: o_O
Kaiba: I haven't been talking.
Tea and Tristan: Yeah, and us!
Serenity: I've been silent the whole time.
Linde: Yes, but all this noise is giving me a headache!
Mai: Want some Panadol?
Yugi: Oh, I'm sorry Linde. I didn't relise we were that loud?
Joey: Oh sorry! I'll try to be quiet now.
Bakura: Yeah, me too!
(Everyone shuts up and starts to eat again)
Linde: Yami Bakura, can you pass me the bread rolls?
Yami Bakura: (Chucks a roll which was meant to be directed at his hikari)
Linde: (Catching it before it hits Bakura) Sorry, as much as I want to do that to Cerelia, I need this for my soup.
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(Yami Bakura's thoughts)
Yami Bakura: What is this I'm feeling? It's like I know her before.
Bakura: (For some unknown reason is communicating with his Yami telepathically) You do know her, don't you? Isn't she Cerelia's yami?
Yami Bakura: (Rolls eyes)
Bakura: Then you should have known her. She was there in Ancient Egypt.
Yami Bakura: Maybe, she's probably there-wait! What am I saying! HOW DARE YOU (censored) FOOL ME INTO CONFIDING IN YOU!!!!
Bakura: Ah oh.
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Yami Bakura: (Aloud) I'm gonna get you for this!
Bakura: Eep!
(Runs out of the cafe with Yami Bakura in hot pursuit)
Everyone: Um...ok.
Bakura: (Runs inside again) PLEASE GET ME OUTTA THIS SITUATION! ANYTHING!
Mariah: Anything huh?
(A loud sound of something falling can be heard and a grand piano falls)
Bakura: Oh no! Not in this fanfic too!
(Bakura gets flattened)
Mariah: How did I know that was going to happen?
Linde: Because you always do that to poor Bakura in your fanfic.
(Spends minutes trying to dig Bakura out)
Bakura: Finally! Why didn't anyone ask me 'Are you alright Bakura?'.
Mariah: Because everytime I ask, you bite my head off.
Cerelia: Luckily, I wasn't there.
Linde: A few minutes of my life wasted on digging this baka out.....
Kaiba: I remember someone dyed my trenchcoat pink... (glares at Mariah)
Mariah: (Innocent look) Not me, it was Yami Bakura's blood-red shorts!
Kaiba: You owe me a new trenchcoat.
Mariah: Not while I still have that plushie pic! ^^
Kaiba: GIMME THAT PIC! (Starts chasing her around the cafe)
Linde: Yoink! (Grabs pic of Mariah)
Mariah: Wadda-
Linde: (Ripping the picture up into tiny pieces) Sorry Mariah.
Mariah: Awww, why did you have to go and do that?
Linde: Wait. I have an even better way of making a fool out of Seto Kaiba. ^_~
Mariah: Tell me?
Linde: Oh, I will, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: What was that all about?
Mariah: I think Kaiba is really pissed.
Linde: He's always pissed.
Cerelia: Like you.
Linde: I don't express myself with anger, and if I do, I use that anger to put into my torture.
Cerelia: I should be the almighty authoress and you can be the fanfic torturess!
Mariah: And me!
Cerelia: Yes, and you too, but since this is our fanfic, we are in charge.
Linde: I would like to know whether or not you like us torturing the Yu-Gi- Oh! cast. If you don't TOO BAD! MWAHAHAHAHA! But review anyway, for Cerelia's sake.
Cerelia: ^^U Erm....yes....review...