Authoresses Note:
Cerelia: Season's Greetings!
Linde: Merry Christmas and Happy Late Birthday!
Everyone: o_O Happy Birthday?!!
Linde: Yes, birthday. Cerelia's birthday. Don't tell me that you forgot? It was on 20th December!
Mariah: The day I held my Christmas Party!
Everyone: o_O OMG! I FORGOT!
Qin: I didn't.
Krystal: I remember someone singing 'Five days before Christmas'...
Cerelia: Erm...I'm 14......
Mariah: Yes you are.
Cerelia: Well, in memory of Christmas and the birth of Christ, we are going to have a 'Christmas Special' chapter!
Linde: What's the point of this chapter?
Cerelia: I like Christmas!
Linde: Do you remember last chapter that me and Mariah was going to plan something evil on Kaiba?
Cerelia: Yes, that'll be this chapter right?
Linde: WRONG! That'll be the next few chapters. But, welcome readers, to 'KAIBA BASHING DAY'!
Cerelia: Kaiba bashing? I thought this was a Christmas special?
Linde: It is, also a day to torture Kaiba.
Cerelia: Er....guess you'll be wanting the readers to read now.
Linde: Yep!
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Chapter 9-The Christmas Sleepover
-Akira residence, Christmas-
Cerelia: So lucky we got the house all to ourselves for Christmas!
Linde: Want a sleep-over.
Cerelia: A sleep-over? Why?
Linde: Didn't you want to share the Christmas spirit with all your friends.
Cerelia: Good idea, I'll call everyone and you can prepare everything else.
Linde: Hey! That's not fair!
Cerelia: Hey, your idea.
Linde: Stupid baka.
Cerelia: (Dialing a number) Hello? Can I speak to Mariah?
Mariah: Speaking.
Cerelia: Hey, it's me. Linde wants to have a sleep-over, wanna come?
Mariah: Where have I heard this before.
Cerelia: Your fanfic.
Mariah: Alright. Who's coming?
Cerelia: (Evil grin) All the bishies.
Mariah: (Laugh can be heard through the speaker) Ok, I'll be there soon, cya.
Cerelia: Bye (Hangs up and starts to dial again)
(An hour later)(Door bell rings)
Cerelia: I'll get it! (Opens the door and sees Mariah, Krystal, Qin, Yugi and Yami, Joey, Bakura and his Yami Bakura and Malik and Marik) Hi guys!
Everyone: Hey! ^^
Cerelia: Come in, Linde is inside somewhere.
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(Yami and Yugi talking to each other in their minds)
Yami: (To Yugi) I don't want to be here.
Yugi: Common Yami. You have to face your fears.
Yami: What fears?
Yugi: Linde.
Yami: (Gives Yugi a glance) What about her?
Yugi: Linde, she give you an 'uncomfortable' feeling, I can feel it everytime you see her. You and Linde enemies?
Yami: No, it's not that. Me and Linde know each other in a different way....
Yugi: Oh.
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Cerelia: I'll go call Linde and we can all play games! LINDE, COME DOWN HERE!
Mariah: Wait! Some people are missing!
Cerelia: Oh, Tea and Tristan isn't going to be here so they aren't counted.
Mariah: There's still someone not here yet.
Cerelia: There is?
(Door bell rings again)
Linde: I'll get it. Lazy hikari.. (Opens door and sees Kaiba standing on the doorstep with a sleeping bag and his laptop)
Kaiba: I wouldn't have come but 'someone' was here, so I had no choice.
Mariah: (Innocent look) I wonder who that is.
Linde: (Glares at Mariah) Come in.
Joey: Oh great.
Cerelia: None of that in my house, thank you.
Joey: What?
Cerelia: Teasing each other. It's very childish, especially from you Kaiba.
Kaiba: I'm not being childish, I'm telling truth.
Joey: Grrr....why I oughta-
Linde: Joey, mind your manners.
Cerelia: Welcome to my house everyone! Anyone up for a game of 'Dare or Dare'?
Everyone: o_O 'Dare or Dare'?
Linde: Isn't it 'Truth or Dare'?
Cerelia: Too bad. It's a new game. (Clicks fingers and a glass bottle appears) To make this fair, the person who spins the bottle gets to ask the person the bottle stops on. Clear?
Linde: Crystal clear.
Krystal: Don't make fun of my name like that.
Linde: What? I didn't mean it that way your highness.
Cerelia: Ok ok. Who wants to spin first?
Mariah: I will.
Cerelia: And you can't use your authoress/torturess/Shadow Realm powers to alter the spin of the bottle.
All the people who have the above powers: Awwww.......
Mariah: (Spins the bottle and lands on *not literally* Bakura) Hehe....
Bakura: Oh no. ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
(A loud cracking sound can be heard and a grand piano falls on Bakura)
Bakura: Owwies....x_x
Mariah: Who's turn now?
Cerelia: Well, since you dared Bakura, it's his turn. (Starts digging Bakura out from the mess) You alright?
Bakura: NO! DO YOU THINK I AM AFTER I GOT EVERY BONE IN MY BODY CRUSHED!!!!
Cerelia: (Raises eyebrows) Aha, your turn anyway.
Bakura: (Spins the bottle and lands on Yami)
Yami Bakura: (Muttering) Why couldn't I have it land on the little pharaoh...
Bakura: Alright Yami. Erm......you have to.....propose to Mariah! HA! TAKE THAT!
Everyone: o_O
Mariah: WHAT!
Cerelia: Sorry Mariah, rules are rules. You got to crush him, now you get married.
Yami: No! I will NOT propose to Mariah!
Linde: Mariah got to torture Bakura so now he gets to do whatever. Yami, propose or I'll force you to. Remember, I am the main torturess and you know my capabilities.
Yami: (Swearing in Egyptian as he remembers and glares at Linde)(Muttering) You certainly changed a lot during those five thousand years....Mariah, will you accept my proposal?
Mariah: No.
Yami: I'll ask again.
Mariah: No.
Yami: She said no.
Linde: Well we aren't doing anything unless she says yes.
Mariah: Fine. Yes. This is humiliating, I'll get you back for this Bakura!!!!
(A loud crack can be heard and another grand piano falls on Bakura)
Bakura: Great another grand x_x
Cerelia: It's not a grand, it's a baby grand ^^
Yami: Can I spin now?
Cerelia: Go ahead.
Yami: (Spins and lands on Marik/Malik) Alright. Malik, you have to marry Qin right now.
Everyone: o_O
Linde: What's with all this marriage thing?
(Awhile later)
Mariah (As a priest): Do you Malik Ishtar take Qin to be your wedded wife?
Malik: I do -_-U
Mariah: Do you Qin Mid-airwalker/Yellow padded-one (don't ask why she's yellow and padded) take Malik to be your husba-
Qin: YES!
Mariah: All those who object please speak out now or forever hold your silence.
(Someone barges in)
???: I OBJECT!
Qin: Oh great (rolls eyes)
Mako Tsunami: (Wearing rags) Qin, how could you???
Qin: How can I what?
Mako: How could you leave me for him???
Qin: How can I not!? Linde, care to get rid of him?
Linde: Pleasure. (Swings M. Sword and banishes Mako to the Shadow Realm) There. On with the wedding Mariah!
Mariah: I now pronounce you, husband and wife. On with the next spin!
Malik: (Spins the bottle and it lands on Kaiba)(Evil laugh)
Kaiba: I am not a part of this (censored) game.
Cerelia: Yes you are, you have no choice, or I'll show everyone that pic of the plushie.
Kaiba: You can't. Linde riped it up.
Cerelia: I made copies.
Kaiba: o_O Alright alright. Truth.
Cerelia: -_-U Kaiba, it's 'Dare or Dare'.
Kaiba: (Raises an eyebrow) What's the point?
Cerelia: You can only pick dare.
Malik: I dare you to......propose (yes, propose) to Linde. MWAHAHAHA!
Everyone: O_O
Linde: Do you dare to? (Fingers M. Sword malaciously with an evil glint in her eyes)
Cerelia: Sorry Linde. Another wedding I suppose?
Linde: No propose, not marry.
Cerelia: Kaiba?
Kaiba: (Glaring and plotting revenge on Malik) Linde-
Linde: No.
Cerelia: We can wait all day.
Krystal: A day is nothing to a millenia.
Linde: N-O, spells 'no', correct?
Kaiba: I refuse too.
Krystal: I'll use force.
Cerelia: I'll show the pic.
Kaiba: That picture is nothing compared to this, show all you like.
Mariah: Maybe, but I am the torturess remember? (Clicks fingers and a cage of fangirls appear)
Kaiba: o_O Linde, will you accept my proposal?
Linde: Yes.
Everyone: O_O
Kaiba: o_O You DO?!
Linde: I accept your proposal to buy me something to eat ^.^ Now gimme!
Cerelia: She can do that you know. It's not in the rules.
Mariah: Fine fine, spin the bottle Kaiba.
Kaiba: Now it's my turn to humiliate someone... (Spins the bottle and lands on Joey) Aha...
Joey: Ah oh.
Kaiba: Joey, beg like the puppy you are for forgiveness to your master, out in public.
Joey: Grrr.....
Linde: Kaiba, that's a bit harsh, even to me.
Kaiba: Ok, do it here then.
Joey: Grrr... (Bending down on all fours and mumbling) Please forgive me, master.
Kaiba: Sorry, didn't catch that.
Joey: Forgive me master.
Kaiba: Can't hear you.
Linde: Kaiba, quit it.
Joey: (Looking up)
Linde: (Looks at Kaiba with green eyes, sign of mischief)
Kaiba: (Sitting back down) I had my moment.
Joey: My turn. (Spins the bottle and lands on Yugi) Hey, sorry Yuug, but you have to give Krystal a big kiss!
Everyone: O_O
Yugi: Joey!
Krystal: NO WAY!
Linde: (Clicks fingers and Krystal is locked up in chains) Sorry Krystal, knowing you you'll just outright refuse, so I had to chain you.
Krystal: I can break free.
Linde: Not while I'm guarding you, my queen, and as you can remember, I am very good at my job.
Cerelia: Yugi, your turn.
Yugi: *Blushes* Do I have to??
Krystal: (To herself) Not so fast... (Multiplies herself and places a fake in chains)
Yugi: She can do that?
Cerelia: Again, nothing in the rules say she can replace herself.
Yugi: (Placing the hand over the doll and kisses it) There, nothing in the rules say I can't do that!
Cerelia: Actually-
Mariah: Forget it Cerelia. Yugi, your turn to spin.
Yugi: (Spins the bottle and lands on Serenity) Serenity, you have to hug....Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: What the (censored)?!
Serenity: (Hugs Yami B.)
Yami Bakura: (Shoves her off and wipes frantically at his cheek) Stupid b****!
Serenity: (Hits Yami B. over the head and spins the bottle) Linde......you have to follow Kaiba around for a whole week!
Everyone: O_O
Linde: That's not fair! I'll fix you good for that!
Cerelia: (Teasing) Sorry Linde.
Linde: How can I follow him!
Serenity: Easy, just go where he goes.
Krystal: And to make sure you do.... (Clicks her fingers and a handcuff appears on Linde's and Kaiba's hands)
Linde: Hey! (Tugs at handcuff, causing Kaiba to trip and fall)
Kaiba: Oof!
Linde: (Trying to un-hinge handcuffs) I meant to do that...
Cerelia: ^^U Anyone for pizza?
???: ME!!!!
Everyone: ?_?
Cerelia: (Sweatdrops and scratches head) Did I mention that I have a brother?
Everyone besides Mariah, Qin and Krystal: o_O
Mariah: I knew him before this fanfic.
Cerelia: Oh, and did I mention that he has a yami?
Everyone: O_O
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: Where's the Kaiba bashing?
Linde: I said next chapter!
Mariah: (Shakes head and sighs) I wish I could torture him, but then I'll have to follow him everywhere.
Joey: You? You have a brother???
Cerelia: Um...yes, anything wrong?
Joey: I never knew that!
Mariah: Oh well, now you do.
Cerelia: Well, there's nothing else to say so please review!!! =^.^=
Cerelia: Season's Greetings!
Linde: Merry Christmas and Happy Late Birthday!
Everyone: o_O Happy Birthday?!!
Linde: Yes, birthday. Cerelia's birthday. Don't tell me that you forgot? It was on 20th December!
Mariah: The day I held my Christmas Party!
Everyone: o_O OMG! I FORGOT!
Qin: I didn't.
Krystal: I remember someone singing 'Five days before Christmas'...
Cerelia: Erm...I'm 14......
Mariah: Yes you are.
Cerelia: Well, in memory of Christmas and the birth of Christ, we are going to have a 'Christmas Special' chapter!
Linde: What's the point of this chapter?
Cerelia: I like Christmas!
Linde: Do you remember last chapter that me and Mariah was going to plan something evil on Kaiba?
Cerelia: Yes, that'll be this chapter right?
Linde: WRONG! That'll be the next few chapters. But, welcome readers, to 'KAIBA BASHING DAY'!
Cerelia: Kaiba bashing? I thought this was a Christmas special?
Linde: It is, also a day to torture Kaiba.
Cerelia: Er....guess you'll be wanting the readers to read now.
Linde: Yep!
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Chapter 9-The Christmas Sleepover
-Akira residence, Christmas-
Cerelia: So lucky we got the house all to ourselves for Christmas!
Linde: Want a sleep-over.
Cerelia: A sleep-over? Why?
Linde: Didn't you want to share the Christmas spirit with all your friends.
Cerelia: Good idea, I'll call everyone and you can prepare everything else.
Linde: Hey! That's not fair!
Cerelia: Hey, your idea.
Linde: Stupid baka.
Cerelia: (Dialing a number) Hello? Can I speak to Mariah?
Mariah: Speaking.
Cerelia: Hey, it's me. Linde wants to have a sleep-over, wanna come?
Mariah: Where have I heard this before.
Cerelia: Your fanfic.
Mariah: Alright. Who's coming?
Cerelia: (Evil grin) All the bishies.
Mariah: (Laugh can be heard through the speaker) Ok, I'll be there soon, cya.
Cerelia: Bye (Hangs up and starts to dial again)
(An hour later)(Door bell rings)
Cerelia: I'll get it! (Opens the door and sees Mariah, Krystal, Qin, Yugi and Yami, Joey, Bakura and his Yami Bakura and Malik and Marik) Hi guys!
Everyone: Hey! ^^
Cerelia: Come in, Linde is inside somewhere.
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(Yami and Yugi talking to each other in their minds)
Yami: (To Yugi) I don't want to be here.
Yugi: Common Yami. You have to face your fears.
Yami: What fears?
Yugi: Linde.
Yami: (Gives Yugi a glance) What about her?
Yugi: Linde, she give you an 'uncomfortable' feeling, I can feel it everytime you see her. You and Linde enemies?
Yami: No, it's not that. Me and Linde know each other in a different way....
Yugi: Oh.
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Cerelia: I'll go call Linde and we can all play games! LINDE, COME DOWN HERE!
Mariah: Wait! Some people are missing!
Cerelia: Oh, Tea and Tristan isn't going to be here so they aren't counted.
Mariah: There's still someone not here yet.
Cerelia: There is?
(Door bell rings again)
Linde: I'll get it. Lazy hikari.. (Opens door and sees Kaiba standing on the doorstep with a sleeping bag and his laptop)
Kaiba: I wouldn't have come but 'someone' was here, so I had no choice.
Mariah: (Innocent look) I wonder who that is.
Linde: (Glares at Mariah) Come in.
Joey: Oh great.
Cerelia: None of that in my house, thank you.
Joey: What?
Cerelia: Teasing each other. It's very childish, especially from you Kaiba.
Kaiba: I'm not being childish, I'm telling truth.
Joey: Grrr....why I oughta-
Linde: Joey, mind your manners.
Cerelia: Welcome to my house everyone! Anyone up for a game of 'Dare or Dare'?
Everyone: o_O 'Dare or Dare'?
Linde: Isn't it 'Truth or Dare'?
Cerelia: Too bad. It's a new game. (Clicks fingers and a glass bottle appears) To make this fair, the person who spins the bottle gets to ask the person the bottle stops on. Clear?
Linde: Crystal clear.
Krystal: Don't make fun of my name like that.
Linde: What? I didn't mean it that way your highness.
Cerelia: Ok ok. Who wants to spin first?
Mariah: I will.
Cerelia: And you can't use your authoress/torturess/Shadow Realm powers to alter the spin of the bottle.
All the people who have the above powers: Awwww.......
Mariah: (Spins the bottle and lands on *not literally* Bakura) Hehe....
Bakura: Oh no. ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
(A loud cracking sound can be heard and a grand piano falls on Bakura)
Bakura: Owwies....x_x
Mariah: Who's turn now?
Cerelia: Well, since you dared Bakura, it's his turn. (Starts digging Bakura out from the mess) You alright?
Bakura: NO! DO YOU THINK I AM AFTER I GOT EVERY BONE IN MY BODY CRUSHED!!!!
Cerelia: (Raises eyebrows) Aha, your turn anyway.
Bakura: (Spins the bottle and lands on Yami)
Yami Bakura: (Muttering) Why couldn't I have it land on the little pharaoh...
Bakura: Alright Yami. Erm......you have to.....propose to Mariah! HA! TAKE THAT!
Everyone: o_O
Mariah: WHAT!
Cerelia: Sorry Mariah, rules are rules. You got to crush him, now you get married.
Yami: No! I will NOT propose to Mariah!
Linde: Mariah got to torture Bakura so now he gets to do whatever. Yami, propose or I'll force you to. Remember, I am the main torturess and you know my capabilities.
Yami: (Swearing in Egyptian as he remembers and glares at Linde)(Muttering) You certainly changed a lot during those five thousand years....Mariah, will you accept my proposal?
Mariah: No.
Yami: I'll ask again.
Mariah: No.
Yami: She said no.
Linde: Well we aren't doing anything unless she says yes.
Mariah: Fine. Yes. This is humiliating, I'll get you back for this Bakura!!!!
(A loud crack can be heard and another grand piano falls on Bakura)
Bakura: Great another grand x_x
Cerelia: It's not a grand, it's a baby grand ^^
Yami: Can I spin now?
Cerelia: Go ahead.
Yami: (Spins and lands on Marik/Malik) Alright. Malik, you have to marry Qin right now.
Everyone: o_O
Linde: What's with all this marriage thing?
(Awhile later)
Mariah (As a priest): Do you Malik Ishtar take Qin to be your wedded wife?
Malik: I do -_-U
Mariah: Do you Qin Mid-airwalker/Yellow padded-one (don't ask why she's yellow and padded) take Malik to be your husba-
Qin: YES!
Mariah: All those who object please speak out now or forever hold your silence.
(Someone barges in)
???: I OBJECT!
Qin: Oh great (rolls eyes)
Mako Tsunami: (Wearing rags) Qin, how could you???
Qin: How can I what?
Mako: How could you leave me for him???
Qin: How can I not!? Linde, care to get rid of him?
Linde: Pleasure. (Swings M. Sword and banishes Mako to the Shadow Realm) There. On with the wedding Mariah!
Mariah: I now pronounce you, husband and wife. On with the next spin!
Malik: (Spins the bottle and it lands on Kaiba)(Evil laugh)
Kaiba: I am not a part of this (censored) game.
Cerelia: Yes you are, you have no choice, or I'll show everyone that pic of the plushie.
Kaiba: You can't. Linde riped it up.
Cerelia: I made copies.
Kaiba: o_O Alright alright. Truth.
Cerelia: -_-U Kaiba, it's 'Dare or Dare'.
Kaiba: (Raises an eyebrow) What's the point?
Cerelia: You can only pick dare.
Malik: I dare you to......propose (yes, propose) to Linde. MWAHAHAHA!
Everyone: O_O
Linde: Do you dare to? (Fingers M. Sword malaciously with an evil glint in her eyes)
Cerelia: Sorry Linde. Another wedding I suppose?
Linde: No propose, not marry.
Cerelia: Kaiba?
Kaiba: (Glaring and plotting revenge on Malik) Linde-
Linde: No.
Cerelia: We can wait all day.
Krystal: A day is nothing to a millenia.
Linde: N-O, spells 'no', correct?
Kaiba: I refuse too.
Krystal: I'll use force.
Cerelia: I'll show the pic.
Kaiba: That picture is nothing compared to this, show all you like.
Mariah: Maybe, but I am the torturess remember? (Clicks fingers and a cage of fangirls appear)
Kaiba: o_O Linde, will you accept my proposal?
Linde: Yes.
Everyone: O_O
Kaiba: o_O You DO?!
Linde: I accept your proposal to buy me something to eat ^.^ Now gimme!
Cerelia: She can do that you know. It's not in the rules.
Mariah: Fine fine, spin the bottle Kaiba.
Kaiba: Now it's my turn to humiliate someone... (Spins the bottle and lands on Joey) Aha...
Joey: Ah oh.
Kaiba: Joey, beg like the puppy you are for forgiveness to your master, out in public.
Joey: Grrr.....
Linde: Kaiba, that's a bit harsh, even to me.
Kaiba: Ok, do it here then.
Joey: Grrr... (Bending down on all fours and mumbling) Please forgive me, master.
Kaiba: Sorry, didn't catch that.
Joey: Forgive me master.
Kaiba: Can't hear you.
Linde: Kaiba, quit it.
Joey: (Looking up)
Linde: (Looks at Kaiba with green eyes, sign of mischief)
Kaiba: (Sitting back down) I had my moment.
Joey: My turn. (Spins the bottle and lands on Yugi) Hey, sorry Yuug, but you have to give Krystal a big kiss!
Everyone: O_O
Yugi: Joey!
Krystal: NO WAY!
Linde: (Clicks fingers and Krystal is locked up in chains) Sorry Krystal, knowing you you'll just outright refuse, so I had to chain you.
Krystal: I can break free.
Linde: Not while I'm guarding you, my queen, and as you can remember, I am very good at my job.
Cerelia: Yugi, your turn.
Yugi: *Blushes* Do I have to??
Krystal: (To herself) Not so fast... (Multiplies herself and places a fake in chains)
Yugi: She can do that?
Cerelia: Again, nothing in the rules say she can replace herself.
Yugi: (Placing the hand over the doll and kisses it) There, nothing in the rules say I can't do that!
Cerelia: Actually-
Mariah: Forget it Cerelia. Yugi, your turn to spin.
Yugi: (Spins the bottle and lands on Serenity) Serenity, you have to hug....Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: What the (censored)?!
Serenity: (Hugs Yami B.)
Yami Bakura: (Shoves her off and wipes frantically at his cheek) Stupid b****!
Serenity: (Hits Yami B. over the head and spins the bottle) Linde......you have to follow Kaiba around for a whole week!
Everyone: O_O
Linde: That's not fair! I'll fix you good for that!
Cerelia: (Teasing) Sorry Linde.
Linde: How can I follow him!
Serenity: Easy, just go where he goes.
Krystal: And to make sure you do.... (Clicks her fingers and a handcuff appears on Linde's and Kaiba's hands)
Linde: Hey! (Tugs at handcuff, causing Kaiba to trip and fall)
Kaiba: Oof!
Linde: (Trying to un-hinge handcuffs) I meant to do that...
Cerelia: ^^U Anyone for pizza?
???: ME!!!!
Everyone: ?_?
Cerelia: (Sweatdrops and scratches head) Did I mention that I have a brother?
Everyone besides Mariah, Qin and Krystal: o_O
Mariah: I knew him before this fanfic.
Cerelia: Oh, and did I mention that he has a yami?
Everyone: O_O
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: Where's the Kaiba bashing?
Linde: I said next chapter!
Mariah: (Shakes head and sighs) I wish I could torture him, but then I'll have to follow him everywhere.
Joey: You? You have a brother???
Cerelia: Um...yes, anything wrong?
Joey: I never knew that!
Mariah: Oh well, now you do.
Cerelia: Well, there's nothing else to say so please review!!! =^.^=